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10 Things Illegal In Texas

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Highlight: it’s illegal to fart in an elevator in Port Arthur. I’m betting everyone at the Cherokee Casino Juice goes too wishes it was illegal there too.

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Countryman5434

To me us prostitution laws are just as damn stupid as those

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shadowcat

We got them in Georgia too. I'll bet that you didn't know that in Atlanta it is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

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Clubber

sc,

I wonder what preceded that law or if anyone has been busted since?

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shadowcat

I dunno Clubber but Floriduh has them too.

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shailynn

Haha there was some stupid crime someone committed in South Carolina in the news and in the comments section of the article someone from Floriduh was saying “you can’t compete with us no matter what Carolina you’re in.” How true...

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nicespice

Fun fact, it’s illegal in Austin, TX to even have contact dances. I only found out that was even the law on the books when law enforcement came into into the club one night when I was working. A bunch of us (including me) got uncomfortable and left.

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Supremeruler

Haha yeah theres some stupid laws. Isnt oral sex illegal in Michigan or something like that?

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shailynn

^^^ I think you’re thinking of oral sex with a goat, which is why San Jose Guy moved from Michigan to California.

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Supremeruler

Lol!

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Cashman1234

No mention of goats? SJG - you might want to relocate...

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