- wipes doritos dust onto cum-stained sweatpants* hmmm time to pick out a flawless wife on the internet. not Rihanna her forehead's too big.
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I guess the other half are wiping chicken grease onto cum-stained sweatpants while criticizing Scarlett Johansson as being too plain?
Lol
goodness....
I don’t like Doritos.
^so its pizza grease then for you?
yes. can we have fritos instead?
Cheetos! Gotta love the orange residue!
Mountain Dew and cool ranch Doritos all the way baby
The snack might differ - but the rest of the description is pretty accurate.
I was watching the Bruce Willis roast thinking that Demi Moore needed help to up her look - lol!
Yeah I'm ugly as sin and yet I hold the ladies to high standards LMFAO
But juicebox69, you bring a lot to any relationship!
You've got that brilliant Piggly Wiggly bagboy retirement plan. Remember how the manager promised not to let the door hit your ass on the way out? That's a sweet retirement plan. A girl has to be at least a 9.5 to get some of that! ;)
Juice has a good eye for filthy hood rat girls. I’m impressed with his enjoyment of Iggy Azalea - as she’s got the look of a filthy piece of stripper ass!
Don’t lower your standards! Keep them as filthy as possible! I’m not sure if filthy equates with low -
OP isn't wrong.
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