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TUSCL Interfering With Regular Life

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Ever happen to you?

Last week I was on vacation and I went on a dune buggy ride. My wife and I get to the place to pick it up and there’s all these exotic animals at the rental place - kinda like a petting zoo. Really cool. Anyway there’s a huge pen full of goats and I start laughing hysterically and looking like a real ass because I can’t say why I’m laughing.

I think I do something similar every time I see a Four Loko can.

How about you? I’m betting everyone knows jackslash by first name now at Staples because he’s in there buying computer screen cleaner 3 times a week. They must think “man that guy must watch a lot of porn and splooge on his computer monitor a lot to need that much screen cleaner.” - if they only knew...

16 comments

  • Huntsman
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    6 years ago
    There have been a few times I was snickering in public and had to think of a quick reason when asked. This site has provided a lot of laughs.
  • san_jose_guy
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    6 years ago
    I also snicker in public about some of the things said here.

    SJG

    Giordano Bruno: Magician & Gnostic Saint
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEzNb1A1…

    related extremely good book:
    Hermetic Deleuze
    https://www.amazon.com/Hermetic-Deleuze-…
  • TrollWarnBot
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    6 years ago
    WARNING - The following accounts are considered to be forum trolls and may not be trustworthy:

    san_jose_guy - commonly referred to as SJG this forum member is widely mocked and considered potentially mentally unstable, his comments should NOT be taken in any way as legitimate
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    Example from today. I actually went to the neighborhood gym to get a little exercise. Don't laugh.

    There were three ladies about my age and the TV was tuned to The Food Network. Occasionally I'd glance up at it from the exercise bike and there was a team competing in some contest with aprons showing the name of their food truck:

    Papi Chulo's Empanadas

    I couldn't help but laugh at that one.
  • JohnSmith69
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    6 years ago
    Yeah it happens. Like the time I went to Qdoba and the sign said “extras dont cost estra.”
  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    @Shailynn you have a regular life ;)
  • shailynn
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    6 years ago
    ^^^ hard to believe isn’t it.

    Best part about this thread is I make fun of someone for wanting to fuck goats, make a post referring to guy that wants to fuck goats, and BLAM he responds to my thread completely unaware I am making fun of him for wanting to fuck goats.
  • Countryman5434
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    6 years ago
    Brilliant men are often misunderstood!
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    ^ tell me about it.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    6 years ago
    Some of the acronyms used here match up to acronyms used at work. It gives me a chuckle.
  • Uprightcitizen
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    6 years ago
    The was a hat somebody got from a vendor and it said OTC on it and I had to laugh. I could have worn that to a club and could have just pointed at it without saying a word ;)
  • san_jose_guy
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    6 years ago
    You know you've spent too much time in strip clubs because when you see a pretty girl you want to start handing her money in small increments.

    SJG

    Bob Seger - Mainstreet , the Sunnyvale Hip Hugger was so much like this. So too was Sporty's Bar ( formerly Candid Club, formerly Richard's Lounge, didn't even have a stage back then ) I always listened to this song before I had ever been into any such places.

    Do you think the piano is an important part of this recording? I do.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoVCxQtQ…

    Bad Company - Shooting Star
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kEDa6bX…
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    If it wasn’t for TUSCL, I’d be scrolling though something else when bored out of my mind.
  • san_jose_guy
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    6 years ago
    Me too!

    SJG
  • Countryman5434
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    6 years ago
    Tuscl is interfering with sjg time in his moms basement!
  • two_bits
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    6 years ago
    Unlike a lot of these guys here, I actually do have a very active regular life, what with dating fashion model quality hotties, meeting very sharp good looking women often, taking vacations with GFs, not to mention all the strippers I see OTC (FWB not P4P) and going to strip clubs. I know it may be hard to believe that a 64 year old with a bad back could do all that, and somehow still be on TUSCL 24/7, but I guess I'm just good at multi-tasking.
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