Classic Joke

They never tell you what you need to know.

8/31/2018 12:20:32 PM

A Priest and a Rabbi fly with a class of first graders on a plane.

Suddenly something happened and the plane is falling down.

Rabbi: “We have only two parachutes! We need to jump!"

Priest: "But what about all those kids?"

Rabbi: "Fuck the kids!"

Priest looks nervously around...

"Do we have time?"

9 comments

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flagooner

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6 years ago

OMG

chessmaster

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6 years ago

Not funny if theres someone thats been molested or "assaulted" by a priest. Otherwise its hilarious.

chessmaster

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6 years ago

Someone here*

shadowcat

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6 years ago

A priest and a rabbi were out fishing together. After several hours with no luck the priest says. "I sure could use an alter boy right about now". The rabbi says "What for?" and the priest replies "To fuck him!". And the rabbi replies "Fuck him out of what?"

flagooner

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6 years ago

A priest and a rabbi walked by an elementary school. There were several young boys running around and having fun on the playground. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Damn my dick is hard."

jackslash

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6 years ago

Q. What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

A. Acne won't come on a little boy's face until he's 13.

Cashman1234

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6 years ago

Wow! Those jokes are harsh - but very funny!

flagooner

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6 years ago

LOL @ jack