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Babes West

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went to Babes West 4 the...

Went to Babes West 4 the 1st time in perhaps 12 years on a Weds nite, very different. Some overall comments, good and bad: 1. Terrible beer options - only lites on tab (a total waste…

Rumors Cabaret

Columbia, Missouri

I give this place a 3...

I give this place a 3 because the night I was there, there were only 3 girls there and they were all 3's. Thankfully there is a Hooters in town! At least you…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Finding myself on the northern NJ...

Finding myself on the northern NJ pike late last Friday, and even with my disasterous last visit I couldn't help being a bit curious. All I got to say is that Friday nights…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

First visit ever. I like this...

First visit ever. I like this club. But it did take me quite awhile to get the feel of the place. It can be dark and confusing at first. But, pay attention.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Stopped by here Monday night for...

Stopped by here Monday night for the first time while in town on business.This place knows how to do it RIGHT! I came in before 8; no cover and free parking. Reasonable drink prices, friendly…

Ten's Showclub

San Diego, California

Visited Ten's in late October. ...

Visited Ten's in late October. Was in town for a conference and looking for a good lap dance. The girls at the Ten ranged from 5's to 7's. The lap…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Hard to imaging that this type...

Hard to imaging that this type of the thing could happen to such an established club. This used to be amongst the best contact clubs in the city, but a change in layout (probably…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Stopped by at around 7:30 on...

Stopped by at around 7:30 on a Wednesday night when I happened to be in the city. The club was pretty quite. Not may girls available. Maybe 3 or 4, but pretty good looking. There…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

I stopped in here after work...

I stopped in here after work today. There was a 3 dollar cover (also included a buffet, but I didn't see it). A bottle of water was $4. The dancers all looked stunning (especially for…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Not like it was two years...

Not like it was two years ago, but making a comeback. The old champagne room is now free (there is one really good corner for extra privacy). . . Now there is a new champage…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

This is your pretty average kind...

This is your pretty average kind of place. They charge a modest cover (10 dollars if i remember correctly) and a few more bucks for a VIP pass which most of the dancers expect you…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Was here on the night before...

Was here on the night before Guava. Great atmosphere, was looking to hookup with an ATF Taya, but she was too busy this night. Had several dances with Deanna, a sexy, curvy Latina instead. Spent…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Do you like to watch? Then...

Do you like to watch? Then this club is a 10. Sit stage-side and look up at the glory of the female body. The three number sets were clothed, topless then nude with lots of…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Mostly young customers not trying to...

Mostly young customers not trying to spend money. A "boy friend" club with the gals spending lots of time with young regulars, but they do break off and visit you, too. Dancers are generally young,…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Two recent visits. One was a...

Two recent visits. One was a 10 because of the private dances; one was a 6 because of the private dances. Unfortunately, the 10 came first. The second time was essentially a "minimum contact" evening.…

Grand Daddy's Gentlemen's Club

Schofield, Wisconsin

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in the area. Young fit attractive girls actually work here, not over fed heifers. Girls are friendly. They have two private dance areas. One is nor as private as the…

Hi-Way Playground

Fort McMurray, Alberta

Visited this club on my way...

Visited this club on my way west and it is a total crap house. The girls were 5s but not worth the stop. Wish i knew filly coral was the next exit or…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Pretty girls, great happy hour specials....

Pretty girls, great happy hour specials. No lap dances (VA law), and pasties and g-strings manditory, but the girls at least put on a good show. Food is pretty good too. There…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

The move up the street is...

The move up the street is not going well. Much smaller club then before. the location is poor since you can't leave south bound eaisily. I frequented the old location for years…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

The business lunch is always excellent...

The business lunch is always excellent and the girls are pretty attentive if you just want to hang out and eat a nice cut of prime-rib. More an more couples are going on the weekends…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Very upscale establishment. Cover charge...

Very upscale establishment. Cover charge at the front door was a little more than expected = 10.00. The actual dance area was smaller than expected. Three stages, two of them with dancers…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

I went to this club with...

I went to this club with my husband and it was awesome! It's not an upscale club more like a neighboorhood bar but it's clean and there is more to do,they have darts, pool etc...good…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Went by early afternoon, music...

Went by early afternoon, music very loud and they have cameras showing the main stage and everybody sitting around the stage on a huge screen. Kind of wierd. Got a drink from…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

whenever, I am in the...

whenever, I am in the Philadelphia area this place drags me in only because of the name: Cheerleaders. For some reason, I keep thinking that this is the one Strip Joint…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Decided to drop by on a...

Decided to drop by on a Thursday afternoon while in the area on business. Spent a couple hours and a couple hundred $$$ on a couple of old favorites. Angie has always been…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

This past weekend was the first...

This past weekend was the first time I visited David's in the evening. All previous visits were during the daytime and things were certainly slow then. But the night shift is busy, at least on…

Oasis Cabaret

Twin Lakes, Colorado

I went to the Oasis Cabaret...

I went to the Oasis Cabaret on a Tuesday night of this year (2007)! The layout from both the outside and inside is beautiful. From the outside the Oasis looks good enough to challenge any…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelitas is simply the best. I...

Adelitas is simply the best. I was last there two weeeks ago and spent time upstairs with a total of four different chicas. Each charged 60 for a half hout of fun. Everything was covered…

Pope's

Palm Springs, California

There are not any choices in...

There are not any choices in Palm Springs and this place is a tired and rundown place which is also very expensive between the cover and the laps. Went in during the week and…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

This club is not a gentleman's...

This club is not a gentleman's club at all. The women are very cold and very unpersonal. They are not friendly at all and the club is pretty small. The girls here…

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Wives in the club

I recently started going to clubs with my husband (we are expanding our horizons). I find that the girls don't seem to know what to do! The first place we went to was a little nothing bikini place…

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Lawyer caught in prostitution sting over weekend

One of my colleagues was arrested over the weekend for soliciting a prostitute in a town just north of the ESL/Sauget/Brooklyn strip club district. Not sure how the Supreme Court would deal with a conviction on the charge, should one occur,…

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Another Special Dancer from Decades Ago . . .

Thanks to MIDancer I was recalling different dancers that really stood out for one reason or another. I saw this cute dancer and she was new. I could tell because although she was very soft, her hands…

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What would you do?

Suppose you were in a club and a HAS had caught your eyes, and from the Stage action and the action in a mini LD you had got you knew a private would be awesome, but turned out to be…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This used to be my favorite...

This used to be my favorite club in Vegas.. always packed on the weekends.. and quality guys on the weekdays... Open till 9am on weekends. NOT ANYMORE, This place is loosing popularity by the minute.…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Dropped by after dinner last Thursday....

Dropped by after dinner last Thursday. Outstanding selection of girls (couldn't even begin to count how many were there). Not sure why some reviews talked about three stages because they had six going that night.…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

I've been to a lot of...

I've been to a lot of clubs over the years, this club, by far, had the worse DJ ever. He would whine and sing off-key over the music. He would make idiotic statements…

I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

I struck out in Lawrence, so,...

I struck out in Lawrence, so, being from out of town I ended up here because it is visible from I-70. This place is mediocre. I agree with many of the previous reviews - not…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'm so glad they're finally back...

I'm so glad they're finally back open. What can you say? Sure the place is still a little dive-y, but you get 4 stages - and 4 bars on 2 floors, so there's…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

This club isn't what it used...

This club isn't what it used to be, but maybe I'm just an old-timer. Does anyone remember Love, Amber, and Sky, I don't recognize any of the ladies now and they seem prepubescent to…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This club you can feel at...

This club you can feel at home, a lot of different and exciting dancers, plus top of the line security guards, that also makes you feel at home.They got varies of stages and moxed type…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

The girls at the club are...

The girls at the club are fantastic I worked there as a DJ for almost 2 years. The thing that kills this bar is location, the owners lack of knowledge, aweful equipment, and just…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Very classy strip club with lots...

Very classy strip club with lots of beautiful ladies. Was in on a Monday evening and they had three stages with three or four ladies on each stage. The amount and pace of stripping…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Made two visits recently. The Saturday...

Made two visits recently. The Saturday night visit was short as the place was full and just two much going on to relax. Went back on a weekday and it was great. The…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped by on Saturday night before...

Stopped by on Saturday night before shift change. Both shifts had girls that ranged in size as well as looks, and color. There should have been a girl there to suit most tastes. The day…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Stopped by here on a Friday...

Stopped by here on a Friday afternoon, probably the most girls I have seen during the day. I would say at least 7-8 girls. Most 6-7 in looks, but a couple higher.…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Ah! Lakewood is one of my...

Ah! Lakewood is one of my favorite destination sites when I travel to Washington. Stopped by the "Vu" Saturday evening cover was still the same. Noticed several new items in their novelty shop,…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Hard not to love this place....

Hard not to love this place. I just hate the open seating area for dances. But the girls are pretty darn good. There is always 2-3 out of the bunch that should…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Gave Dollie's a 6 because of...

Gave Dollie's a 6 because of the friendly girls on the whole. Pluses with this club are prices are reasonable, mileage is high. Downsides are girls could be better looking, but everytime I've been here…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Was in town on business and...

Was in town on business and stopped by again. This place hasn't changed in years, but I've never left without a smile on my face. $40 to get in the door and watched the girls…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went to the Red Garter after...

Went to the Red Garter after the Colts game. It wasn't as packed as I'd expected, but still busy enough to put ladies on all the stages. I've been there a couple times, so I…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

There were many more dancers working...

There were many more dancers working during my most recent visit on a Thursday night than has been the norm lately. A lot of girls who had quit or been fired in the past several…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Went to this club back in...

Went to this club back in March. Had an amazing time, purchased time in the private room ended up getting a bbj followed by true gfe, would recommend however I did spen about 400.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Cheerleader has been my favorite club...

Cheerleader has been my favorite club in the city lately. So i had some free time and headed over the to the club. It was about 10pm on a weekday and the bar…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Olympic Garden is still one of...

Olympic Garden is still one of the best clubs in Las Vegas. Afternoon girls give more bang for your buck and with the drink specials, you can have a great time. I enjoy the…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Recently I was in DC for...

Recently I was in DC for a very long, boring conference of stuffy people who only seem to have personalities when they consume mass quantities of alcohol. Not my idea of a good time,…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Went on a Saturday night. ...

Went on a Saturday night. Great looking girls, especially Holly (tall and gorgeous) :-) I definitely have to make the trip back to IS just to see her.... A few of us drove from…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped in here on a...

I stopped in here on a Monday night, around 11pm. There were probably 5 girls working, maybe twice as many customers. The girls were decent, 5-7s, mostly white and natural. The stage shows were pretty…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Still one of the most fun...

Still one of the most fun clubs at decent prices and deserves to be ranked in the top 25. What used to be the best value in strip clubs is not quite the value of…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped in here on a...

I stopped in here on a Monday night, probably around midnight. I used an internet pass to get out of some of the cover, but still paid $10 - all the soda you can drink…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I had my first visit to...

I had my first visit to the OG on a Monday night, probably around 1am. The $30 cover is steep but my cab fare there was free as he said he'd get it from the…

Hotel Royal

Whitby, Ontario

This place is going downhill fast....

This place is going downhill fast. The town wants them gone and they know it, so they are carefull (whish takes away anything fun). First the doorman quizzes everybody at the door about if they…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Went on a Thursday night. ...

Went on a Thursday night. Fairly crowded all night long, the hustle factor was high, but easy to deal with except for a new girl from Poland, who did not take no for an…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Went here on a Saturday night...

Went here on a Saturday night with my SO about a week ago. We came in around 11 or so, so the place was pretty packed. We were charged $20 per, no discounts…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

We went by Penthouse after PJ's...

We went by Penthouse after PJ's since the cover charge give you admission to both clubs. It's only $10 otherwise...a bargain compared to the SF, LA, and LV clubs that I'm used to.…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Went to YR for lunch on...

Went to YR for lunch on a Friday recently. The club layout changed a bit with the recent remodel. The biggest difference is the two separate smaller stages on the main level instead…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Still a great place. A...

Still a great place. A lot of customers and more importantly - a whole lot of dancers. A full bar, drink specials, featuring cold beer and minimal attitude. Dances are not cut short, but…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

I stopped tonite since it was...

I stopped tonite since it was $10 dances on Mondays. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the whole bar was remodelled. Two of the side stages were consolidated into one stage with the remaining…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Still the same old Cheaters. ...

Still the same old Cheaters. Main room with stage area - ladies usually do cabaret dances after their dance. There is an upstairs area with a small stage pool tables and tvs and…

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How Do You Politely Tell A Dancer To Go Away?

One of the downsides to one of my favorite clubs is that there is one dancer who I used to enjoy spending time with who has fallen into disfavor with me because of her attitude. She is an older dancer --…

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Be careful what you wish for or post on here

I don't know if anyone at one of my favorite clubs read this but I noticed last night that one of my favorites was dancing on stage and I've never seen her do that before. She had guys coming…

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This makes me reconsider my favorite club.

I've always avoided clubbing in the evenings, mostly just because I hate crowds and the asshole factor gets way too high. Years ago when I did on occasion I almost always saw a fight or someone tossed out.…

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"The Secret" theory meets "Running into your ATF unintentionally"

Besides Jablake, have any of your read The Secret? It talks about the law of attraction and that we attract things in life based on our predominant thoughts. Lately, I have been thinking about running into my first AFT that…

Sportsmans Inn

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by a couple times last...

Stopped by a couple times last week...here's what I have to offer...this is not a polished/fancy club...It's fairly run down...not particularly impressive in terms of the club itself...but who goes for the club...the talent...well...pretty average...but…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

This is one of the more...

This is one of the more upscale clubs in the Providence area...load up your wallet for sure before you go. It's located right next to Rt. 146, around the corner from the big Post…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

Disaster of a Day shift. ...

Disaster of a Day shift. Maybe the night gets better after 9pm, but I gave it a try ... DJ takes a holiday sometimes and there is no dancer of music. I've…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

The VIP area is private. ...

The VIP area is private. I went in on a Saturday night. Alexis gives great dances, and will give you your money's worth. So treat her well! But Michelle…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I stopped in at the Foxy...

I stopped in at the Foxy on a recent Sunday night. Lots of girls left but among the new girls that replaced them, are some very fine looking ones. Also saw a few…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Another fantastic trip to Treasures. ...

Another fantastic trip to Treasures. I visited on Saturday arriving at 12 noon. It was quiet and 4 dancers available. I met a beautiful short haired blonde. Large breasts and killer…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Sat afternoon visit to see what...

Sat afternoon visit to see what was cooking. Very few girls working with about 5-7 that I saw. All but one were in the 5-6 range with plenty of weight between them. They should really…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Went there on a Wednesday nite....

Went there on a Wednesday nite. They do open until 8:30, but the girls are there when they open and they can tell you who will be there. Not like some clubs where girls drag…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I have always liked pleasures but...

I have always liked pleasures but it is still a hard club to understand.. Unlike many clubs, dancers at Pleasures dance three songs and then go through the croud for tips. With three or…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I still maintain that OG is...

I still maintain that OG is the best club in Las Vegas IN THE AFTERNOON! No cover and there are drink specials. Dances are $20 and in the booths around the dance floor, where you…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It all depends on what you're...

It all depends on what you're looking for.... If you're looking for the old bump and grind, you're better off somewhere else. If you are looking for absolutely STUNNING women who know how to put…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Disappointed. That's the theme. This place...

Disappointed. That's the theme. This place used to be my go-to bar. Not incredible, just comfortable with pretty girls who knew how to be sexy. Yes, it is a bikini bar and they…

The Godfather

Louisville, Kentucky

GodfathersII has never been one of...

GodfathersII has never been one of favorite clubs, but I go in ocaissonally to see who's dancing or if there are stunner/famous(adult star) ladies there. Godfather's is somewhat couples friendly as I found out when…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Hadn't gone to the Foxy Lady...

Hadn't gone to the Foxy Lady in a long time, so I decided to go back and check it out again. Had a good experience the first time there and it was just nice this…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Very attractive layout. Outside there...

Very attractive layout. Outside there is enclosed valet parking for $5, inside very clean with a main floor, large stage in the center and 3 smaller elevated stages, one by the bar and 1…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Went to Club O for a...

Went to Club O for a bachelor party. Good times! Long haul from Chicago, but definitely worth the trip. Dropped $250 in 4 hours. Great idea for the extra hour due…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I went last night!! Met...

I went last night!! Met Ede*, she was new to the club after about a six month layoff. Said she was 21 with a smoking body. The club was usual for Saturday evening/night.…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

If you can make it for...

If you can make it for the lunch buffet alot to eat. And food as well. usually far less russians during the day which leaves the latinas. Far less hustle as a result. The 30…

505 Club

Gresham, Oregon

Club 505 in Gresham was fairly...

Club 505 in Gresham was fairly busy at 8:30, with about four dancers. Dancers were OK looking, most in the 5-7 range. Interesting club with concrete floors, smaller inside than it looks from the outside,…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Made my monthly trip over to...

Made my monthly trip over to Tualatin to see if any of my regulars were working. It was late afternoon on a Saturday, and just seven girls to start, and probably fewer customers. Got a…

Cheetahs Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

I stopped in on a weekday...

I stopped in on a weekday night right after it opened and the place was pretty dead. Only three girls were working at the time and only one other customer. Nice sized club,…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Stopped in last week to try...

Stopped in last week to try an dhook up with Cassidy but she had over 20 waiting and it was only 5pm. Anyway this place is making a comeback what withthe demise of DDSA.…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

This plaec is going steadily down...

This plaec is going steadily down hill after the move up the street. Nick is doing his best to put this place out of business. Went in Thursday night at 9 and they…

Teasers

Key West, Florida

Was in Key West about 3...

Was in Key West about 3 weeks ago. Ended up in Teasers a couple of nights. The girls were very nice, a couple were very attractive. The show was an absolute A+... There were naked…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

For the record, the VIP cost...

For the record, the VIP cost $30 for half hour and $60 for an hour. The girls will charge $200 for half hour commonly. However, some girls will bargain and will charge $150 per half.…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

This place is scary. The quality...

This place is scary. The quality of dancer has fallen even farther. Last time I was there I say a condom on the floor. If you are looking for nasty girls and nasty fun I…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

My last visit to Mustangs was...

My last visit to Mustangs was disappointing, so I didn't have all that high of expectations when I went on a recent evening. I noticed a fair number of patrons and customers when I…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Went to St. james last fri...

Went to St. james last fri evening. Club is clean and dancers can be very friendly. The semi-private rooms are unique and, in the Vip, can be very satisifing. The vip seem…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went with a group of friends....

Went with a group of friends. Two of them couldn't get in becuase they were wearing tanktops. This is apparently not allowed. Be sure to dress appropropriatly.They also tried to hassle our cab driver at…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

This place is a dump. It...

This place is a dump. It is located downtown in a seedy area. Which accounts for the clientele. Looked like most of them walked in off the street to get out of the rain. The…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Great place to work if you're...

Great place to work if you're young, thin, hot, and a good hustler. If you are not all 4, you're going to have a very difficult time. There are 80 other girls who are all…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It was slow on Saturday mid-evening...

It was slow on Saturday mid-evening when I went there: about 8 girls and the same number of patrons. All the girls looked OK -- no dogs, no real beauties, all in the 4-7…

Zebra Show Bar

Canutillo, Texas

Stopped in here last week. I...

Stopped in here last week. I had tried to go to Foxy but there was a huge traffic jam on I10 at 10:30 at night. Managed to get off the freeway and get turned around…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Still considered one of the best...

Still considered one of the best clubs in las vegas. girls are top notch and great looking. club is nice also. Only problem that I see is not as much "hands on"…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

Decided to try out the club...

Decided to try out the club again to see what had changed. Arrived shortly after 9 PM on a Saturday night. I thought the blinding stage lights that shine out into the crowd…

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Did you remember to set your locks back?

I did 11 of them when I got home from work yesterday. I didn't have to mess with my computer. It did it automatically last Saturday night.

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Serious Subject: High Heat Grilled Chicken or Turkey Acts Like Viagra?

I've noticed this a few times and I don't know if it is just me or whether other old farts have had the same experience. It is almost too much of a good thing. :) Makes me…

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10 Customer Truths

I think we need to do our own "10 Customer Truths" and make it a permanent part of this site, placing it right above Stripping 101. Here is something to get us going: 1.-8. We do not want to spend the money…

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Am I Too Big? Yes.

That seems to be the latest craze amongst the larger dancers when you decline a dance offer. Answer yes and it usually isn't taken too well. Considering the significant number of big spending customers who seem very into…

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Dancer incomes getting hit

I've noticed this in certain locales in the northeast USA clubs at least. Las Vegas and certain other cities could be different, not sure, however something has caused patron spending to drop in certain locations. Admittedly these girls are…

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Stripclubs could have their own SoapOpera show

I was at one of my regular clubs last night. One of my favorites named Porsha has been in a "lesbian" relationship for at least 2 or 3years. The girl that she is in a relationship with Tasha, is one…

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Hot TV Anchors

I've always thought there were a lot of hot women anchors on the news channels. FoxNews always seems to be one leaders in that category. In fact, here's a link to a quiz... is it a Fox anchor,…

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TUSCLers gathering in Detroit- - tentative date

I suggest that we either do it before the snow storms get here or after. It translates to either before early January or after the second week of March. Second week of March may be better for someone like me…

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committing "incest" with dancers sister

The 10 level (super-exotic) Dancer X, whom I've known for several months from club A tells me last week specifically to not solicit dances from her younger sister Dancer Y who works in Club B saying "you WOULDN'T would you"?…

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The ODD couple. Bones and Shadowcat.

Who would have ever thought that two 60+ yo sex maniacks could meet on the internet and become real friends. But it did. We share. Our personal lives and our strip club lives. We have both fucked the same stripper…

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foot fetish

This is only loosely related to strip clubs but I though you guys might have some insights. What is it with foot wear and pornography? Why do almost all the women in pornographic video leave their shoes on ... even…

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Stripper on the Run - Wanted for Murder

An LA area stripper is wanted for murder and is on the run. Has anyone seen her, or had her dance for you in the past? http://www.foxnews.com/video2/player06.html?110107/110107_an_stripper&Americas_Newsroom&Stripper%20on%20the%20Run%3F&acc&US&-1&News&0&&&exp

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Question for the strippers here: Do you ever find some customers very attractive

Im a college student and like to think that im a good lookin guy (not trying to sound cocky). I was getting a lapdance one time when all of a sudden another dancer comes up and whispers "you are one…

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The Pink Site: 10 Dancer Truths

Just in case anyone has neither the time nor the inclination to visit the Pink site (www.stripperweb.com), let me summarize all you need to know. This is what I have gleaned from the thousands of dancer comments: 1. It's…

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FYI -

If some of you may want to contact me "OTTUSCL", my email address is now available.

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Next convention?

I am thinking April. I have already had several inquiries as to when. I will continue to make my monthly visits there and will be happy to meet any of you. Bones needs to build up his cash reserves. TimboATl…

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Cop shot at Dunkin Donits

CNN indicates that a breaking story (Wednesday 11 am ET) is that an off-duty police officer was shot execution-style at a Dunkin Donuts in Philadelphia. While it's very sad that an officer, or any person for that matter, might be killed,…

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Sexiest Hallowe'en Costume

What kind of Hallowe'en costumes really turn you on? Some of them are just stupid. One girl did a full Victorian thing, bustier and ruffles and high-button collar and long crinoline skirt. What the heck ... why would I want…