The Stripper Had To Spit

I once had a dancer spit in the corner of her small cubicle right after I had cum in her mouth during a CBJ at a club in SW Quebec. It was kind of weird, and I was a tad put off by it. The other thing that was really annoying was that there was a huge speaker in her VIP area that was so loud that we literally had to scream at each other to hear. On the plus side, no one heard me screeam out when I almost blew the back of her head off when I was cummin'...lol...

Shortly after the Tunica Cabaret opened (now closed), I was invited back to their VIP by a hot dancer, who ended up giving me a BBBJ with CIM. Of course, she leaned over the end of the couch and spit. What I couldn't believe was they had nice carpeting throuout the club including the VIP area. What a way to initiate a new club.

Well look at it this way the clubs have been personally "blessed" by you.

BTW ewwwww Spitting is so rude! LOL

Yes! We're going to get along great...lol... :)

"Spit" as in, expectorate phlegm and saliva? EEEEEeeeewww ... how trashy. A GUY spitting either is a tobacco-juice thang (pretty low-class, but to be expected in certain locales) or a trash-no-class thang (very low-class). But a GAL spitting is just ... ZERO class.

But then there's "spit" as in, chose not to swallow a certain type of male juice after a certain type of oral service. I guess I wouldn't complain if a gal chose to spit rather than swallow, in that context. At least it meant that the certain type of oral service had been performed adequately to fruition.

well doesnt it ruin the afterglow if a girl just spits it on the floor? I mean do if you must spit,be discreet.

Better to have a roll of large paper towels and wastebasket in a discreet location in the VIP. But then everyone would know something they shouldn't know.

What about spitting in a cup like in American Pie?

I agree spitting is gross. I just wish someone would tell professional baseball players that, then maybe I'd watch a game once in awhile.

I once saw a dancer jerk a guy off in a VIP room, then wipe her hand on the sofa. Think about that next time you're in VIP.

I hate a spitter. Most of my favorite dancers like to take off their shoes when doing a private lap dance but some are worried about what they might step in. Swallow!!! My last BBBJ from A***** ended up with some in her mouth, some on her tits and some on my pants. We both had to go clean up.

Im just thinking if your gonna give a BBBJ your ALREADY have his "stuff" in your mouth. It doesnt just cum out during orgasm. (well maybe if your bad at it) And any health risks are gone by now. so why spit?

Geeez.... was that your 'crap' I got on my hands FONDL???

shadowcat - some on your pants too? Kick that bitche's ass next time. She needs to open wider!!! :-)

Bones: I will tell her what you said. lol...

Wondergrl: I like your attitude!

Isn't it close to an insult when a girl spits out a load? At least the last time that I was with a spitter she took the whole load, then gave me a big smile (as well as she could with her mouthful) before excusing herself to the bathroom.

For me, it's like being the UPS driver. All I'm concerned with is getting the shipment to the customer. What the customer does with the freight after that, I really don't care.

I can only think of one time without a condom. Same dancer, but this was after I knew her for some time. In any case, when she went to the VIP area, she had a little bag/purse she took with her. Had some nice lotions, lubricants, cologne, mouth wash, condoms, AND, paper towels to finish the job.

Now, the question is, what would you do after a BBBJ CIM and she wished to kiss you afterwards?

Do you not like your own cum? It's good enough for her but not for you? LOL...

Funny, how cum (semen, spooge, call it what you will) is disgusting to guys but not of particular note to gals. I think it's a clear bellwether, indicating whether or not the guy has homosexual tendencies. (And no, I have no problem with that. I think I'm personally roughly 60/40 bisexual/straight.) Guys who are real "manly men" hate the fuck out of semen, don't want to have to interact with their OWN spooge, and probably are TOTALLY disgusted by someone else's spooge.

Ever been to a gang bang? It's an all-night "avoid the spooge" party. "He's cumming -- run! Don't get it on your undies!"

:)

There are web sites for mail order products that claim to change the texture and taste of cum, making it more acceptable to swallowing. We'll see.

Whatever. As a man's man, I don't give a shit about what my cum tastes like, since I personally am highly unlikely to ever be imbibing it.

Hee Hee "snowblowing" is fun though (from what I hear, LOL) . But I wouldnt suggest it in a strip club. That would be gross. Stick a damn paper towel roll in the VIP who cares.

I can only think of two strippers who would give me BBBJ to completion, but multiple times with each. One of them would lean forward, toward me, and spit in over my shoulder into a corner behind the sofa on which I was sitting. The other swallowed, as she really had to, since she would say to me, "Will you cum in my mouth?; it's yummy." After that inducement, she could hardly spit it out. She only insisted that I then buy her an adult drink to get the taste out. Alas, she got knocked up last summer by another customer, and went back to Iowa.

When I was a high school lad, my girlfriend insisted on french kissing after a blowjob, on the theory that if she was good enough to give me a blowjob, she was good enough to be kissed after giving it. On the other hand, she had done a good job of swallowing, although I suppose I got "essence of spunk." However, she did not purposefully keep any of my load in her her mouth just to make a point or to be vindictive.

True story--a lady got pulled over by a cop, and was coerced into giving a blowjob to get out of the ticket. She held the baby-batter in her mouth, drove to a medical lab (she worked in the medical field, and knew where to go), and got the stuff analyzed. She then complained to the cops, and on the basis of a DNA test, the copper got fired.

Better living through chemistry, as Dr. Chitown says (who, unfortunately, knows how to avoid making the spit-or-swallow decision).

All I'm going to say is eewww. I'm going to watch more carefully where I set my beer bottle at. I usually don't bring any back to the lap dance area and now I'm glad.

OK my fellow "real men" (LOL), what do you think of girls that kiss you after you've just gone down on them? And yes, I have been to a gang bang and sucessfully avoided all the "extra" splooge. :)

LOL@MG - - - I have no problem with kissing a girl/woman after going down on them. I'm not sure about kissing them after they've gone down on me. No telling how many dancers I've probably kissed who just finished blowing some dude! :-( But, what I don't know won't hurt me (I HOPE)!!! I mean, are you going to stop a dancer from kissing you first by asking her, "Have you sucked anyone off lately?"

MG - As far as that gangbang, I have been invited one time to partake in a gangbang, but had to decline due to being out of town. Next time I'm offered by the same couple, I'm sure I will accept the offer.

I actually don't know if I'd do another gangbang...it was a tad unsettling being around so many guys (there were 6-7 total) that were doing the one girl at the same time. It's on tape somewhere too...maybe I'm a star and I don't even know it! :) It was like watching a porn, but my own eyes were the TV screen...weird. If the chick was really freakin' hot, I'd do it again in a second I guess.

Im scouring the internet now MisterGuy !!!!!!

This has happened to me also, I found it a little disgusting but in balance it wasn't revolting. After all, we're breaking the rules. Best to ask if you can finish or have plan. Also it's best to know your dancer.

That comment about things you eat affecting the taste, if you find talented woman, she'll be able to tell you what you had for breakfast.

pop: True but the real talent is if she can tell where you had breakfast. And with whom.

Only happened to me once--only BBBJ I've ever gotten in a club. Was in St. Petersburg about eight years ago, a beautiful (and kind) Russian dancer who said "No problem" to me after I told her didn't have a condom (she spoke very little English). I held her head down at the moment of truth, which I normally don't do, but she didn't complain and walked a few feet past me afterwards to "jettison my cargo" on the floor. (It cost me about $250, but I would go back there in a heartbeat if I could, she was *very* nice and *very* beautiful, we had a drink at the bar after and she kept talking about the movie "Pretty Woman" in broken English--apparently that's a common fantasy for Eastern European dancers [and other "professionals"], or at least it was, as Russia has modernized the females have gotten more "mercenary" and less desperate to find a Westerner to rescue them).

I've never had a BBBJ ITC, or ANY BJ ITC, for that matter - damn, I live a sheltered life. However, I've OTCed with several dancers that have given me that treat. All except two, have been spitters. One of the two swallowers took it a step further by making a real show of it, to my delight. She showed me the load in her mouth, opening wide to let me see it puddled on her tongue, followed by a theatrical swallow and then another view of her opened mouth to show me that it was allll gone, saying "yummy!".

I've heard that drinking pineapple juice aids in making your jizz taste better, so I have a glass every now and then - not sure if it helps. The last girl that allowed the CIM, had went to the sink to spit. Feeling a bit guilty, I said "oh, so the pineapple juice really doesn't help?". She giggled and said, "no, it was fine... just quite salty... got any mouthwash?"

Her asking for mouthwash, was refreshing and it was foremost in my mind when she came back to the bed and gave me a big DFK. Not that that would have been a problem. Miss Theatrical mentioned above, also gave me a DFK immediately after. When she leaned in to give me the kiss, I definitely was a little apprehensive, but like the sentiment expressed above, if I want HER to receive it into her mouth, I shouldn't worry about tasting it myself. Incidentally, I didn't notice any taste when she plunged her tongue into my mouth... thankfully.

Wondergrl: I haven't heard the term "snowblowing"... I HAVE heard the term "snowballing", which is where two girls (usually) take turns spitting a guys load into the other girls mouth, then receiving, etc. Watching two hot girls do that is pretty damned sexy.

Snowblowing ,

when a girl gives a man head and then keeps the cum in her mouth and makes out with the guy and they exchange the cum with each other

Wondergirl, thanks for clearing that up. I'll add it to the list of tings that I don't want to experience (LOL).

ha ha

I still say "If his c*$ks in your frigging mouth swallow!!!!"

After my first ever bbbj experience in a club, the dancer spit on the couch beside where I was sitting. I made a comment about hating to be the next guy there and her reply was "do you think that's the first time that's happened in here?" I try not to think too much about stuff like that..that's what showers are for when you get back home or to your hotel room.

I know of several strippers that will not take off their shoes during a private dance because they do not know what they might step into. I keep mine on too.

Love that BBBJTC. Just had one a week ago, or so. She didn't spit, but there was a look on her face that was priceless, for the few moments before she'd managed to swallow it all. :)

The great thing about the new private messaging feature is that you guys can now tell me which clubs and girls do this!

Now, is it just me, or could they just be spitting because they have something to cough up, like phlegm?

Don't care where it goes, just get that poison out of me!

"Suck it like there's Robitussin in it!" -Chris Rock

Seriously, anybody want to hit me up with clubs that do this shit?

Clubs where you can get a BJ you mean? Cheaters and Club Fantasies in RI...Bar Le Gentleman, Hill Top, Chez Diane, and Bar Rendez-Vous Erotica in Quebec are the ones that I've been that do that kind of "dirty work". It's all legal too... :)

Read the reviews. And don't believe anything ever that's posted here.

Ever.

Read the reviews. And don't believe anything ever that's posted here.

Ever.

Read the reviews. And don't believe anything ever that's posted here.

Ever.

oops :(

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Very ominous warning there, Book Guy. Actually scares me to read that -- especially three times.

But how am I supposed to read the reviews if I should never believe anything ever posted in them?

Respect to Chitown for having the courage to actually type the word "blow job". Is it a sign that your mongering has turned hardcore when you refer to oral sex from a date as a "BBBJ"?

I like to cum in their pussies best, but to each his own. And, yeah, I'll probably end up just another one of their baby-dads mailing them my child support payment every month...

Book Guy is just doing some CYA is all...no biggie. This site at the bottom of every page sez: "All reviews and comments on this site should be considered works of fiction"

rofl @ chandler

So, I went to the prom with Suzie. She initially was wearing her Barbie outfit (under her prom dress). She greeted me at the door with big hugs and kisses, that was nice. Really set me at ease. No mention of the fee. I left an unmarked plain envelope on the dresser but I didn't see her take it. I gave her gifts of flowers, and some chocolates of the type she said she likes. We spent most of the evening talking, she's got about the same level of education and the same interests as I do, so that was a real ice-breaker. She let me CIM but no Greek, with multiple pops. We did kissing and cuddling, DFK. Definitely the full GFE. I'd highly recommend. I'm a Greek fan, I wonder if I'll see her next time I'm in town. Suzie also has a girlfriend, Monica, you can call her to set up a date.

Very funny, Book Guy. I guess I just find the term "blow job" a lot more appealing to read than the geeky "BBBJ". And the "BB" part seems superfluous to me, since I've never had a BJ that wasn't BB.

Well CBJ seems to be going out of fashion lately. (What the worst you could get? Herpes?)

I'll pass on the Herpes tyvm.

LOL

CBJ = XBJ