The Stripper Had To Spit
ArtCollege
Oregon
I was back in the VIP of a divey sort of club. After a song was over, I heard one stripper yell at another, "Did you just spit on the floor?" The other dancer said something like she had to. The first stripper said, "We take our shoes off and walk there. Don't be spitting on the floor."
I like the idea of strip club where dancers who don't want to swallow can spit. Maybe they should have dixie cups or spittons. (You guys in the south, I'm not talking about tobacco.)
I like the idea of strip club where dancers who don't want to swallow can spit. Maybe they should have dixie cups or spittons. (You guys in the south, I'm not talking about tobacco.)
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BTW ewwwww Spitting is so rude! LOL
But then there's "spit" as in, chose not to swallow a certain type of male juice after a certain type of oral service. I guess I wouldn't complain if a gal chose to spit rather than swallow, in that context. At least it meant that the certain type of oral service had been performed adequately to fruition.
I once saw a dancer jerk a guy off in a VIP room, then wipe her hand on the sofa. Think about that next time you're in VIP.
shadowcat - some on your pants too? Kick that bitche's ass next time. She needs to open wider!!! :-)
Isn't it close to an insult when a girl spits out a load? At least the last time that I was with a spitter she took the whole load, then gave me a big smile (as well as she could with her mouthful) before excusing herself to the bathroom.
Now, the question is, what would you do after a BBBJ CIM and she wished to kiss you afterwards?
Ever been to a gang bang? It's an all-night "avoid the spooge" party. "He's cumming -- run! Don't get it on your undies!"
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When I was a high school lad, my girlfriend insisted on french kissing after a blowjob, on the theory that if she was good enough to give me a blowjob, she was good enough to be kissed after giving it. On the other hand, she had done a good job of swallowing, although I suppose I got "essence of spunk." However, she did not purposefully keep any of my load in her her mouth just to make a point or to be vindictive.
True story--a lady got pulled over by a cop, and was coerced into giving a blowjob to get out of the ticket. She held the baby-batter in her mouth, drove to a medical lab (she worked in the medical field, and knew where to go), and got the stuff analyzed. She then complained to the cops, and on the basis of a DNA test, the copper got fired.
Better living through chemistry, as Dr. Chitown says (who, unfortunately, knows how to avoid making the spit-or-swallow decision).
MG - As far as that gangbang, I have been invited one time to partake in a gangbang, but had to decline due to being out of town. Next time I'm offered by the same couple, I'm sure I will accept the offer.
I've heard that drinking pineapple juice aids in making your jizz taste better, so I have a glass every now and then - not sure if it helps. The last girl that allowed the CIM, had went to the sink to spit. Feeling a bit guilty, I said "oh, so the pineapple juice really doesn't help?". She giggled and said, "no, it was fine... just quite salty... got any mouthwash?"
Her asking for mouthwash, was refreshing and it was foremost in my mind when she came back to the bed and gave me a big DFK. Not that that would have been a problem. Miss Theatrical mentioned above, also gave me a DFK immediately after. When she leaned in to give me the kiss, I definitely was a little apprehensive, but like the sentiment expressed above, if I want HER to receive it into her mouth, I shouldn't worry about tasting it myself. Incidentally, I didn't notice any taste when she plunged her tongue into my mouth... thankfully.
Wondergrl: I haven't heard the term "snowblowing"... I HAVE heard the term "snowballing", which is where two girls (usually) take turns spitting a guys load into the other girls mouth, then receiving, etc. Watching two hot girls do that is pretty damned sexy.
when a girl gives a man head and then keeps the cum in her mouth and makes out with the guy and they exchange the cum with each other
Now, is it just me, or could they just be spitting because they have something to cough up, like phlegm?
Seriously, anybody want to hit me up with clubs that do this shit?
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But how am I supposed to read the reviews if I should never believe anything ever posted in them?
So, I went to the prom with Suzie. She initially was wearing her Barbie outfit (under her prom dress). She greeted me at the door with big hugs and kisses, that was nice. Really set me at ease. No mention of the fee. I left an unmarked plain envelope on the dresser but I didn't see her take it. I gave her gifts of flowers, and some chocolates of the type she said she likes. We spent most of the evening talking, she's got about the same level of education and the same interests as I do, so that was a real ice-breaker. She let me CIM but no Greek, with multiple pops. We did kissing and cuddling, DFK. Definitely the full GFE. I'd highly recommend. I'm a Greek fan, I wonder if I'll see her next time I'm in town. Suzie also has a girlfriend, Monica, you can call her to set up a date.