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Give a LOT of details in your review (club layout, atmosphere, dance quality, etc.). Be wordy. Fill the review box. One or two sentence reviews aren't helpful to anyone.

Content and length are the two most important factors to consider. Your review should be at least 2 solid paragraphs, with 7-10 sentences each. The first paragraph should describe the club, the second should describe the dancers. You should also summarize with one or two sentences saying whether or not you would return to the club, and why.

When describing the club, mention cleanliness, costs (cover, dance, alcohol), thug factor, vibe, music level, dj annoyance factor, etc.

Remember to be honest. When describing the dancers mention looks, attitude, ethnicity, hustle factor. You can also go into detail of the private dances. Just be careful not to mention names if it may get your ATF in trouble.

Spelling, grammar, and punctuation count. Do not use ALL CAPITAL LETTERS! When composing a review, I suggest you do it in a word processing program, then cut and paste it to tuscl AFTER you spell check it.

Basically think about what you would like to know from your good buddy about a strip club you've never been to. Think about the business traveler that is sitting in his hotel room with only time enough to hit one club in this new town. Let him know why or why not he should visit a particular club.