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Get your priorities straight.

I usually don't read reviews of clubs I don't intend on visiting in the near future, but I was bored so I looked at the reviews for the Spearmint Rhino, the #1 rated Vegas club. The reviewer wrote, "sat in Bottle…

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Sometimes it's hard to tell the bad guys from the good guys

NP chief allegedly stole from stripper Court filing reveals new details in police scandal Updated: Friday, 02 Sep 2011, 1:41 PM EDT Published : Friday, 02 Sep 2011, 1:25 PM EDT PROVIDENCE, R.I. (WPRI) - North Providence's police chief allegedly stole more than $700…

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9 Chicago Gang Members Arrested for Allegedly Selling Girls for Sex

Published August 25, 2011 Nine Chicago gang members have been arrested for allegedly selling young girls and teens for sex in what authorities have described as a massive human trafficking investigation, MyFoxChicago.com reports. Cook County State's Attorney Anita Alvarez said…

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German Prostitutes Need a Permit to Work the Night Shift

One German city has decided that it's time for prostitutes to pay up. Officials in Bonn are requiring prostitutes to pay 6 euros per night for a permit that allows them to work the sex trade, Der Spiegel reports. Prostitutes can access…

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strip clubs for sale?

I was recently told that two clubs in Illinois was for sale. PT's in Centreville, and Roxy's in Brooklyn (also part of the Penthouse chain). I can't find anything about it online, or on their website. any ideas/help on how…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

I was bored and could not...

I was bored and could not sleep, so I decided to check out Spearmint Rhino. The club was fairly easy to find, just follow the directions. Parking was plentiful but there were not many cars…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to a strip club... and I must say it was awesome... most of the girls were really friendly... and the variety was also nice ... I am more into mature…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

i stopped in over the long...

i stopped in over the long weekend, i was surprised by how dead it was, but a lot of the HT girls were working, which meant more fun for me. i got dances from ryan…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Absolutely hated this club.... Sat down...

Absolutely hated this club.... Sat down at the bar at approximately 10:30 PM and was surrounded by what must have been the club's regular customers (all 4 of them). They all seemed to know each…

J.B.'s Place

De Soto, Illinois

Showed up at about 1 a.m....

Showed up at about 1 a.m. after a night of drinking on a saturday night in cdale (and a visit to the gallery). There were several girls working still (club closes at 2 a.m.).…

The Gallery

Murphysboro, Illinois

I went to the club after...

I went to the club after a night of drinking in cdale. There were not very many girls dancing, but the ones they had were pretty attractive. I did not like the fact that they…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Sinsaysionals is a nice club if...

Sinsaysionals is a nice club if all u are concerned is with lap dances ! This is my 2nd time to this club in a looooong time.. Things have a little bit but as long…

Road House Cabaret

Queens, New York

One of the best clubs in...

One of the best clubs in Queens. Out of the way, in Flushing, but it doesn't get the "getto" crowd that some clubs draw. Been there 3 or 4 times in the last…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

visited this place on the way...

visited this place on the way home, was hoping to see my good friend scarlet but she isn't getting in until later. Alyssa was there in knee-high socks and a bootie skirts, which was…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went to PP early Friday evening...

Went to PP early Friday evening and it was very unusual. Unusual in the fact that there were so many big-tittied dancers working that night. Usually, PP has dancers that have their days…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to a strip club... my first was to HiLiter in Phoenix... so now I have something to compare with...on a scale of 1 to 10, HiLiter would be 9 and…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Although this is not a fancy...

Although this is not a fancy club, it is small enough to be all up in the action. The dancers are average or slightly below. But they do get their vagina's pretty close to you.…

Paradise Club

Fox Crossing, Wisconsin

So it was the afternoon on...

So it was the afternoon on a monday, but to only have one kind of ugly and rude dancer working is kind of dumb. Especially when that dancer doesn't start dancing until after you and…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Arrived at the club just after...

Arrived at the club just after noon on a sunny Thursday. As I was walking toward the bar, two dancers were sitting at a table and invited me to join them. I did…

Mermaid

Wellington, New Zealand

Visited Mermaids a few weeks ago,...

Visited Mermaids a few weeks ago, it was a little quiet but the girls were extremely friendly and fun to hang out with. Somehow I managed to hang around till about 3 am when the club…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

heard so much about this bar...

heard so much about this bar as well as Adelita's, had to make a trip there while in san Diego. Took the trolley train down. Really convenient since there was a stop by…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

Been to this club a few...

Been to this club a few times and the girls are much better looking than the ones in Bradley. There prices are still high but not much in the way of options in the southern…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Got here in mid-afternoon after visiting...

Got here in mid-afternoon after visiting Heartbreakers earlier. It was bright and sunny outside, so I was blind when I got inside the door. Fortunately Delilah was there to see me safely into…

Hot Peppers

Prague, Czechia

Sorry, a bit of a late...

Sorry, a bit of a late review, I was there in March so I hope that this is still accurate and useful. I was in Prague for a few days and hoped to find…

Nikita's Playroom

Greer, South Carolina

This place was more fun than...

This place was more fun than I expected. It's small, very plain and the stage is just a sheet of plywood laying in the middle of the floor. But, drink prices are good, the light…

Sunset Strip

London, England

A couple of years since I...

A couple of years since I have been here so I thought that it was worth a visit. Nothing much has changed, still £15 entrance, still the same stage show. Good value if…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Went to this club back before...

Went to this club back before the new pricing structure and found it to be pretty good overall. The actual club is pretty large and unique in it's lay out. The main stage for dancers…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

I've been there 3 times in...

I've been there 3 times in the last 3 weekends, on Fri/Sat nights. I really like the physical club, especially the way they have TVs everywhere. You can watch sports either from the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Fun times. Was a bit...

Fun times. Was a bit frustrated with my lack of seeing big round azzery after a short trip to Tucson and I was in the mood to see more titties too. Only a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This review is for my most...

This review is for my most recent visit on a Thursday. I was pleasantly surprised to see Stephanie back. I have heard that Angelique is back as well but did not see her.…

Lanie's Bar

Bury, England

Visited club and looked around for...

Visited club and looked around for the mix of dancers. At the time the rest were in the dressing room so I played video lottery so I could get a good look when they…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Visited on Saturday night. Paid $5...

Visited on Saturday night. Paid $5 for self parking and a $20 cover. Lots of dancers of all sort who were not afraid to show it all. Not too aggressive when working the floor for…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I hit up sure thing Rayne...

I hit up sure thing Rayne at Playhouse Saturday. The club was slow with maybe 10 girls. Rayne is the top performer of this joint with the skills of a true vixxen. I found Rayne…

Legs Eleven

Birmingham, England

I am surprised that there are...

I am surprised that there are no reviews since I thought that this was the best known of the Birmingham clubs. It is not hidden in a back street but is in a busy…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Same size as the Lace in...

Same size as the Lace in Times Square (a small room with packed in chairs). Like most other Manhattan clubs, no main stage to speak of. 2 raised platforms with poles and the…

La Zona Rosa

Dallas, Texas

went to this club because I...

went to this club because I was looking for a BYOB with good looking ladies and a fun time. To say I was disappointed would be a mild. It was terrible from the start. I…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

It's $10 to get in, but...

It's $10 to get in, but you can get a $5 coupon on the Oasis website. Beers are $6/each (imports). Lap dances on the floor are $10. There are 3 stages. On this…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

The only reason I still go...

The only reason I still go back to this club is because one of my atf still works here. The overall dancer quality, and vibe, energy, and moral of the club seems to have taken…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Had an appointment but under-estimated rush...

Had an appointment but under-estimated rush hour traffic. Took over an hour to get to Allure from downtown so take that into account for those driving around 5:00. Since I ended up 20 minutes late…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Gave them another chance on a...

Gave them another chance on a relatively short evening visit. The outside is unchanged. $5 to get in, and a one drink (non-alcoholic) minimum, I bought a bottle of water. Inside they have spent…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Visiting the Blue is usually a...

Visiting the Blue is usually a decent experience, and this one was no different. I only had about an hour in my day, so I just did a few private dances. As usual,…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Came here on a Friday afternoon,...

Came here on a Friday afternoon, there was no valet parking as mentioned by the other reviews. Main part of the club consists of the stage, the bar which is too far from the…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Been to New Jersey before but...

Been to New Jersey before but this is my first time at a strip club in Jersey. Was going to go to GGR but had my wife this time and they weren't couple friendly. So…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I've been here now three times...

I've been here now three times , all during the afternoon. I'll have to stop by around 2am sometime, can't hurt , right? On all of these daylight visits, it had been blazing hot and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited the Rhino on a recent...

Visited the Rhino on a recent weekend a couple of nights. It is the usual hustle, tons of very hot girls and hard to find a place to sit. First night, relaxed near…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

Cover was free and can't complain...

Cover was free and can't complain about the size of the club...its a nice size...not too many dancers on this trip...I think the re-opening of All-stars caused a mass exodus from this place...out of the…

Showtime

Mansfield, Ohio

I was in on a Saturday...

I was in on a Saturday evening and there were 5 dancers in there. I got two vip dances nude from a girl named Jade and another named Cashmere. Both of them very good. I…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Paid a visit to my Hot...

Paid a visit to my Hot Bodies, my home club last Wednesday. Had the day off so I went around 2pm and stayed till 6pm or so. Always a good time. Very…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

It never ceases to amaze me...

It never ceases to amaze me that people do not comprehend that you get out of life exactly what you are willing to put into it. The people who post negative comments about Private…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Had gone to T&A a few...

Had gone to T&A a few times overt he last month. It's in a part of town where I would not go to after dark but maybe they have good security. I went there on…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

Stopped by sweethearts for the first...

Stopped by sweethearts for the first time in a while on a ramdom monday night. Terrible. The set up of the club isnt bad. You walk in pay your $10 cover.…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I hadn't been to a strip...

I hadn't been to a strip club so I was like help like try dis out so I went in they charged about 12 bucks to get in which isn't bad got tha stamps on…

Flash Dancer

Arlington, Texas

Went to Flashdancer with a few...

Went to Flashdancer with a few friends and my girlfriend, who was making her first visit to a strip club. The first thing I noticed was the two armed officers outside, who were checking everyone…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Went there on my way to...

Went there on my way to the train station, had 2 hours to kill before my train. Went straight in, no bouncer presence or ID check (which made me worry a little considering the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Another visit to the Rhino. ...

Another visit to the Rhino. I called ahead to have my name put on the list for the back door avoiding the entry fee. Anyone can do that without having to be picked…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

I love this little club but...

I love this little club but I also find it extremely frustrating. They usually have at least one or two attractive ladies out of the three or four that are working. The girls…

French Quarter

Hot Springs, Arkansas

Despite having a bad rep in...

Despite having a bad rep in the past. The place has turned around. It is a small crowded place, but on the weekends the girls are for the most part really friendly and mostly good…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

This club surprised me. The...

This club surprised me. The woman were all quite attractive and the number of tattoes were not nearly as bad as I often see. Some women were extensively marked but many were unmarked.…

El Cabaret Dulce Amante

Memphis, Tennessee

This is definitely the "go-to" spot...

This is definitely the "go-to" spot while in Memphis, if you're looking for Black dancers. Whenever I go to Memphis, I seem to find my way to this spot because you have some pretty…

Club Wandas

Montréal, Quebec

Attended on a Saturday evening. ...

Attended on a Saturday evening. By the time we got there, the place was packed. There was a cover, a buddy got my cover, so I'm not sure how much it was.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

The Hugger is one of the...

The Hugger is one of the best clubs in Indiana due to dance mileage & how far your money will go. Dances are only $10, cover only $3 (no cover before 6pm), and drink prices…

Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Coming back from a night down...

Coming back from a night down at the harbor, I figured I'd go visit the infamous baltimore block for a change (I usually stick with the PG strip clubs for better value). Walked by…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Not really sure how many dancers...

Not really sure how many dancers at least 10. My first visit, not disappointed. The cover was only $5 and dances were $20. There were 2 dancers on the stage and one…

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A stripper I had picked up at her place says, "If we run into my boyfriend we wi

About 3 years ago I went to pick up a stripper at her apartment complex to take to a Palace Inn for sex. I had seen her a few times before and met her at a club where I…

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So your ATF has vaginitis; now what?

You go to your favorite club, and your ATF is acting weird. She isn't as "playful" as usual. You finally get her alone and that's when you get it-like a smack in the face. She's got issues "down below."…

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Because harrydave asked for it. LOL.

harrydave 09/04/11 7:00 AM " Buy them a dance? Hell, they should be paying me for the hours and hours of intelligence gathering I have done. Imagine having a guy next to you that can give you an accurate rundown on…

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Military Pay Day at Strip Clubs

In my nearly twenty years of strip club-going, I had never experienced this before. I happened into the only strip club in my area that is near a military installation: Joint Base Lewis McChord, just south of Lakewood, Washington…

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What? Nobody died?

Police Investigate Report of Assault at Gold Club[strip] FOX CT 10:37 a.m. EDT, September 4, 2011 A man was pulled from his car in the Gold Club Parking lot on West Service Road, beaten with a baseball bat and robbed early Sunday…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Called club for free pickup. Driver...

Called club for free pickup. Driver was on time and very friendly. Picked up me and my friend. After security check, we were escorted into club and sat in Bottle Service area which offers a…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Visited this club once at about...

Visited this club once at about midnight. I ended up staying till about 3am. The staff was very friendly and there seemed to be a dancer that you would like no matter what you are…

Heat

Portland, Oregon

This club has really picked up...

This club has really picked up since my last visit. It was pretty busy early on a weeknight and the dancers were pretty hot. One of the girls explained that the hotter girls…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Finally visited Casa Diablo. The place isn't...

Finally visited Casa Diablo. The place isn't much to look at from the outside. It's located on a hill with a steep driveway and sharply sloping parking lot, and it looks like it was built…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

I hadn't been to Happys in...

I hadn't been to Happys in years. Some friends and I were talking about going to get a drink and were in waterbury and someone suggested happys. I was like its a dive, a shit…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

After visiting the nearby club,...

After visiting the nearby club, I thought I should check this one out too. I was extremely dissapointed to say the least. This place was almost empty. There were probably 3 customers and about 5-6…

Cheaters

Ormond Beach, Florida

Cheaters Cabaret has benefited from an...

Cheaters Cabaret has benefited from an influx of new talent.((circa 08-11)) The New ladies are Super Hot and friendly too! a lot of them seem genuine,and some of them you can actually hold a conversation…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Pretty classy club located near downtown....

Pretty classy club located near downtown. They have one main stage within a pit area, but there are limited seating on busy nights. On those occasions, you will have to stand or sit at the…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I went by this place again...

I went by this place again and had a great time. They have some newer and older dancers their, and some of the new girls are 9's. I spent some time with a tall brunette…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Of all the states n the...

Of all the states n the mid-Atlantic region Virginia is the very worst for strip clubs, mostly due to the strict laws in place. All of the clubs are topless only with pasties, and contact…

Interstate Body Shop

Emlenton, Pennsylvania

Ok, this review is a couple...

Ok, this review is a couple weeks old but oh well. This was probably the absolute worst time I've ever been in the body shop. Maybe I've seemed to hit it at good times…

Puzzles

Marlow Heights, Maryland

I have been to Puzzles on...

I have been to Puzzles on multiple occassions, but I have not had a chance to write a review. It is a primarily African American establishment from a dancers standpoint I…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

After having said last time that...

After having said last time that I would not be returning I decided to give it another try. Sure enough I was again disappointed. As usual I tend to go in the early afternoon. There…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

It was my first time at...

It was my first time at Sammy's in Birmingham. I'd heard good things about the club so I decided to go there at 4PM and I ended up blowing $160 in like four hours. This…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Visited on Labor Day Weekend. ...

Visited on Labor Day Weekend. Friday night's usually a good night for me there. The set up has a long octagonal stage very close to the entrance, with a long bar to the…

The Candy Shop

Atlanta, Georgia

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Boring!!! I see so many good reviews of this place and I wonder if I was in the wrong "Candy Shop". I got here at 6 p.m thinking…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I had a business meeting in...

I had a business meeting in Detroit and decided to stop by the Flight Club on my way to the airport. There were about 7 girls on shift ranging from 5's-9's. I was chilling…

Paradise Men's Club

Melbourne, Florida

Stop by thinking this was a...

Stop by thinking this was a strip club and wow what a surprise i got greeted by a sexy latin women who showed me around then a group of about 4 women came out and…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Made a stop at this place...

Made a stop at this place for brother-in-law's bachelor party. I am far from a regular at joints like this, but this one seemed all right. The club itself was pretty nice, and there was…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

I have to admit I soft...

I have to admit I soft spot for this club. It was the first strip joint I ever went to years ago when I turned 18 (the drinking age was 18 then) and the…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

i haven't been to the penthouse...

i haven't been to the penthouse club in a long time so i thought i would stop back by there to see how things were going.i went on Thursday September the 1st,at about 3;00pm.there weren't…

Dancer's Elite

Atlanta, Georgia

This club sucks donkey...

This club sucks donkey nuts!!! Been here once in 2007 and 2 more times in the earlier part of 2011. The girls are mostly busted with a very few ones sprinkled…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited 2 weeks ago. It seemed...

Visited 2 weeks ago. It seemed pretty empty this time but I had no problem with that since I got a lot of attention from the girls. They don't have great stage shows but I…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Ok, so I've been to Titillations...

Ok, so I've been to Titillations a number of times throughout the week but always at "night". The girls are always extremely hot, but definitely fit a certain "type". They are all very thin. Case…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

After living in Las Vegas for...

After living in Las Vegas for the past 10 years you get a bit jaded about what a club should be and how they should act. Hi-Liters breaks the mold by being friendly, great…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I am a big fan of...

I am a big fan of SC visits in the afternoon because the jostle factor is eliminated. There is virtually no wait for anything like a certain dancer, a seat in the VIP, a…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I arrived right after opening and...

I arrived right after opening and only a couple of girls were apparent, but more soon came out into the bar area and more were arriving for their shifts as I watched the dancers on…

Big Daddy's 2

Kokomo, Indiana

Had a guys night on a...

Had a guys night on a Monday night. The place was essentially dead minus our group. My friends knew a few girls so they hung out with us, while the rest of the girls sat…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Great value...only 5 bucks for a...

Great value...only 5 bucks for a table dance! Sometimes you have to wait a long time to get a dance though. Be careful of some dancers trying to up sell with a "package deal". Free…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Decent club located in the vicinity...

Decent club located in the vicinity of two major college towns. Girls were above average. A few really know how to make you feel like the center of attention. Offers a good seat…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

got an half off coupon on...

got an half off coupon on Myspace for the club. I arrived about 2 o'clock and was informed there where 11 girls but only saw eight. the club is small and clean. There is a…

Flirt

Osage Beach, Missouri

I visited this club on Saturday...

I visited this club on Saturday night around 11:30. The club is on highway 42 near Lowe's and Hy-Vee, easy to find. The building looks small from the outside and parking is pretty tight. The…

Club GQ

Lake Ozark, Missouri

I visited this club after Flirt,...

I visited this club after Flirt, which is about 10 minutes away. A much larger building, but otherwise not much difference. Again, there were between 30-40 customers and only 7 or 8 dancers. The stage…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Great club but you have to...

Great club but you have to know what you're getting into before you go. This is not a super high-end Vegas type of experience and there are not a million women hotter than you've…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Have visited this club on and...

Have visited this club on and off over 6 years. Several years ago before the Penthouse and Hustler club joined the Detroit scene the club was one of the top places I had visited,…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Standalone club near the Flight Club....

Standalone club near the Flight Club. Five dollar admission, drinks $6.25 to $7.50. Private dances take place in an elevated small open 2d level. There used to be two curtained off areas on each end…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

After seeing this club ranked highly...

After seeing this club ranked highly on TUSCL, I decide to give it a try. I visited Cocoa Beach and the Inner Room Cabaret early in July, near the fourth. The club itself is pretty…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, Florida

Valet parking in Hollywood, FL? No...

Valet parking in Hollywood, FL? No way. Parked the rent-a-wreck across the street, gave the guy a $1 to watch the car. Cover was $10, not 0 as TUSCL says. I don't blame the club…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

This club has cameras in the...

This club has cameras in the vip area, so its hard to get mileage at this club. However I did run into one girl who was willing to give extras, but that was in…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Sands is a small strip club...

Sands is a small strip club in north seattle neighborhood. Parking isnt too bad and the club is easy to see from the street. The club inside is clean and they do have a pool…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Made 3 trips there this week,...

Made 3 trips there this week, Wednesday at 5pm, Thursday at 5pm, and Saturday at 9pm. Call me paranoid, or a conspiracy theorist, but I believe previous post of Cinnamon providing "mileage" were planted…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Return visit from a month ago....

Return visit from a month ago. Wandered in on a Tuesday night, no one was even at the door, so no cover. Grabbed a small but inexpensive premium draft beer at the bar. Still relatively busy inside…

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Police "baffled" by appearance of mystery underwear

Police have been left puzzled by the sudden appearance of a mass of underwear by an Ohio roadside. Thousands of pairs of mostly women's underwear were discovered in several spots around Berne Township near the state capital of Columbus this…

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Carey Mulligan to Star in Nicolas Winding Refn's Sex Film I WALK WITH THE DEAD

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/carey-mulligan-header.jpg Nicolas Winding Refn's Drive is currently garnering raves left and right, and he's already got a stacked schedule of films lined up for the future. Refn's set to start filming Only God Forgives with Drive star…

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New Mexico State Police Officer Fired After Caught Having Sex on Car

SANTE FE, N.M. – A New Mexico state police officer has been fired after security cameras caught him having sex with a woman on the hood of a car. Officer Bert Lopez's dismissal from the New Mexico state police was confirmed…

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Production Resumes After Porn Performer Retests HIV-Negative

LOS ANGELES – An adult film performer who tested HIV positive and caused the porn industry to shut down production as a precaution has been retested and the actor does not have the virus, a porn industry trade…

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Annual Adult Nightclub & Exotic Dancer Awards Show

Christina Aguchi crowned EXOTIC DANCER's 2011 Overall Entertainer of the Year, while Delilah's Gentlemen's Club in Philadelphia takes Overall Club of the Year honors The 14th Annual Adult Nightclub & Exotic Dancer Awards Show (the ED's Awards) was held on…

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This week's strip club shooting. Long Island NY.

Hempstead Man Killed in Shooting Outside Strip Club By Rashed Mian on September 3rd, 2011 A Hempstead man was shot and killed outside Hempstead a strip club early Saturday morning, Nassau County police said. Police were called to Seduction Bar, a strip…

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Expensive hobby....

Embezzler with stripper addiction gets 20-year term By Craig Kapitan [email protected] Published 12:45 a.m., Saturday, September 3, 2011 An accountant who embezzled more than $500,000 from a San Antonio medical corporation over a three-year period, spending much of it on strippers,…

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Look-a-likes....

Like others, I have known dancers that resembled celberties. Yesterday I met a Marisa Tomei at Follies. I asked her if anyone had ever told her that and she said I get it all the time and then with a…

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Articles page

The pagination of articles appears to be fixed now. Thanks, F.

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Making a Dancer nervous?

I was standing at the bar, waiting for my fav, when the dancer on stage caught my eye. I went up to the stage to tip her, she smiled at me, said her name was “V” and then danced…

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"Your man is here”

My favorite was in the dressing room when I arrived at the club. When she joined me, she said another dancer had come in and told her, “your man is here.” Then she slipped her arms around…

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Dancers Out of "Uniform"

Normally, I like seeing dancers in their street clothes. My favorite time to visit clubs is between day shift and night shift to see the girls coming and going. But.... The other night as I was about…

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Biting!?

I've been bitten twice in the nipples by drunken customers. Not a firm nip, a fucking BITE. The first time I was so surprised I just froze for a second, then departed as the painful tears came. I did come…

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Types of LDs?

What do you guys enjoy? Slow, aggressive, molasses-slow, pounding, etc, etc? My dances depend on the music that is being played. If a slow song is on, the customer in the VIP or on the floor with me is going…

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Is stripper s**t really that bad?

I went to a new club yesterday. It was slow so I ended up joined by 3 dancers. The SS was flying. I was told I was cute, better conversationalist than other customers. They we're…

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Quiet Moves?

sure, just post her name, what she'll do, and how much she charges on a busy online forum, just be quiet about it. :rolleyes: http://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=223953

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Found a wad......

True story: I'm at a club in Tampa getting lap dances from a young lady. She finishes, I hand her $40 and she walks away. I am in the process of putting my belt back on, bend down to re-tie…

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Dumbest stripper scams

I was at Jen's Den in Akron this week and had a couple dancers try to pull some stupid shit on me ... lol.The first was after a black girl finished giving me one bar stool dance that wasn't even…

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Missing Aruba Woman an Escort?

What do you think is the liklihood that Robyn Gardner,the American woman missing in Aruba, was working as an escort/prostitute? She had recently lost her job at a dental office and was trying to get a career started as…

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Another dumb ass!

Man calls 911, claims he was robbed by a prostitute (WICHITA, Kan.)— He said she didn't look like the woman in the ad. Wichita police arrested a man for hiring a prostitute, after he called 911 claiming the call girl robbed him. Police…

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Tampa Strip Clubs Getting Ready for GOP Convention

Strip clubs anticipating big business from Republicans. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/01/adult-industry-2012-gop-convention_n_943906.html?utm_source=DailyBrief&utm_campaign=090111&utm_medium=email&utm_content=NewsEntry&utm_term=Daily%20Brief

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Yes, I've heard all of these...

It's OK, at least you won't be splitting me in half. Oh, how cute. Good thing I do my kuegles[?] regularly. No, sorry, I can't deepthr...oh, OK. Wow, shaving really *does* make it look bigger. Don't worry, I've seen smaller.…

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Speaking of loser BFs/Husbands...

Posted 9/1/11 10:31 a.m. CROWN POINT, Ind. (WLS) - A Merrillville man has been charged with allegedly setting fire to a Merrillville motel room because he was upset his wife hadn't made more money at a strip club, and then assaulting…

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Adult Industry Prepares For 2012 GOP Convention

From Huffington Post TAMPA, Fla. -- Following an extensive remodel, the Penthouse Club in Tampa, Fla., is finally ready for next summer's Republican National Convention. Club operator DeWayne Levesque has installed two secluded VIP sections, which he hopes will help his…

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FL east or west, who's better

Im looking into driven over to either the west or east for a club I've read the reviews for all the "nudies" and I cant decide I want to go to a good and reasonable club so any advice on…

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Not missing the club scene?

I frequently read and hear from other dancers that when they are away from the club for a period of time, they begin to miss it. I have never understood why. A majority of them miss their "friends", the money,…

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In a rut, and not minding it much at all.

As someone else pointed out to me somewhat recently, I am in a rut (though it might be more accurate to leave out the indefinite article) with one girl. It's just that it's such a *pleasant* rut, with her being…

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Eastern Montana/Western North Dakota - SC Wasteland?

A business trip to the Bakken field areas of these two states is looming for me. No clubs listed on tuscl in that part of Montana and in Williston and Minot in North Dakota the reviews of the clubs are…

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Is it really a fantasy?

The ladies[sic] on the pink site tell you that they are just selling a fantasy. We know that some are selling more than that. But I guss that depends on your definition of a fantasy. If you go looking for love…

From Zero To ATF In Seven Years

<p> &quot;Son, what you need is a high dollar hooker.&quot;<br /> <br /> I couldn&#39;t believe my ears. The Police Chief I worked for was telling me to do something illegal. No, he wasn&#39;t trying to set me up. After ten years of friendship, he had assumed the mantle of father figure. He had actually told me that we were going to have a father and son talk.<br /> <br /> I&#39;m getting ahead of myself.<br /> <br /> Everyone has a story. Mine is the story of a bright, but high functioning autistic, kid with a dream. Trapped in a small town, the dream was to escape the town and live in a big city. To that end, I studied hard, never partied, and never took…

How not to be a Pathetic Loser

<p> Yes, I am a pathetic loser(PL). I&#39;ve read a few articles on this site but haven&#39;t run into any that tell you how to avoid being a PL. I am going to tell you my story so you can understand how I came to be a PL. You can avoid becoming one like me by reading this and understanding by my example how one becomes such a loser.<br /> The saga starts with the end of my deployment to Iraq. I came home after spending a year in the &quot;big sandbox&quot; with several serious injuries and PTSD. The injuries included a traumatic brain injury and a spinal cord injury. The docs at Fort Bragg wanted me to stay for several months…

Las Vegas Strip Clubs: Dealing With The Hustle

I&#39;m a semi-regular visitor to the Las Vegas strip clubs, mainly Spearmint Rhino, Sapphire&#39;s and Olympic Garden. This article is geared towards those who visit these mega-clubs and not so much the smaller places popular with locals where hustle is less of an issue.<br /> <br /> A quick look at the reviews on the Rhino and Sapphire pages confirm that most everyone who visits is going to be aggressively pushed for dances non-stop at these clubs and, in some unfortunate cases, likely will even encounter outright rudeness even if they politely decline dances. Obviously this comes with the territory for these clubs but what this article is about is trying to find some formula for minimizing your exposure to quite frankly,…

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Julianne Hough's racy cellphone pics leaked by hackers

Over 100 personal pictures from Hough's phone were leaked online, including photos of the 23-year-old dancer/actress in bikinis, lingerie, a blonde mustache and kissing her boyfriend, Ryan Seacrest. The hackers, who call themselves the Hollywood Leaks group claimed responsibility for the…

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Kansas City

Im going there this weekend and im wondering if u guys can help with trying to select a good club to go to thanks.

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Altering Your Strip Club Experience: Drugs

I saw someone mention they didn't drink in the clubs and it got me wondering how many of us do what at the strip club? Personally, I drink alcohol and smoke marijuana and will till the day I die. At clubs…

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How many of you have Dougster on ignore?

Yeah I'm pulling his chain, but I find his name calling and hissy fits both amusing and annoying. Just curious.

Comedian Dave Chappelle Rocks a Hollywood Strip Club DJ Booth!

<p> The only better thing in the world than a room full of hot naked women is Dave Chappelle frequenting the strip club I&#39;m working at in Hollywood and jumping in the DJ Booth! In Dave&#39;s own words as the dancer is coming down off stage 5: &quot;Heeey fellas, won&#39;t you please tip Peaches and give to the United Negro College Fund!&quot;<br /> <br /> You can read the full story on Amazon Kindle and i-Tunes by KNAC writer and long time DJ Michael Fischer in &quot;True Confessions of a Hollywood Strip Club DJ.&quot; TOP RATED #1 Strip Club book ON AMAZON and The most hilarious book ever written about the strip club industry!<br /> <br /> True Confessions of a Hollywood Strip Club DJ…

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VALET PARKING AT SC

am I the only one that avoids clubs that have mandatory valet parking? I do not want to hand over the keys to my car to some unknown person standing in front of a SC. even if the…

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Government finally does some good with your money.

Lawsuit Alleges D.C. Grant Money Went to Strip Club Published August 30, 2011 WASHINGTON – A District of Columbia nonprofit is accused in a lawsuit of using money from the district's HIV/AIDS program to renovate a warehouse that's now a strip…

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A likely story.

Massage Parlor Mistrial Declared After Masseuse Recognizes Defense Lawyer as Client Posted Aug 30, 2011 6:41 AM CDT A Chicago federal judge declared a mistrial last week in a sex-trafficking prosecution after a masseuse who worked for the defendant and testified…

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Use cash only

when going to a sc. the best thing to do is this. 1. leave the credit card,at/debit card at home 2. use cash only. That way when the cash runs out you walk out. But have cab fare or gass money hiden…

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Man sues Hustler Club for $28K bar tab

Posted: 3:50 PM, August 30, 2011 They apparently don't call it the Hustler Club for nothing. A Manhattan man says he ended up with a mysterious $28,000 bar tab during a single visit to the Hell's Kitchen hottie-spot. W.A. Ilg…

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Past effecting the future

Another one. A guy this time. http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/208109/58/Florida-teacher-fired-for-porn-past Reminds me of all those sisters on the pink site who are going to become "teachers," "nurses," and work with children. Oh no you're not! Right or wrong, I don't see it…

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Your tax dollars at work. Be sure to enlarge the photo. LMAO.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/public-fornication/uniformed-cop-sex-on-car-hood-756390

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Jacksonville, NC

I just got back to the area and a lot has changed. I'm looking for a seedier bar with a solid back room or private area. I used to go to Tobies a lot but it seems it…

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One foot on the floor rule.

Recently at a popular Atlanta club I was getting a $10 table dance from this spinner black chick. She was a little tipsy and was apparently breaking the house rules with me. She was in my lap and giving me…

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Lust at McDonalds.

Hell, I'm sitting at Micky D's this morning and this stacked young brunette strolls in. I try not to be too obvious staring at her tits, but I am so tempted to ask what club she works at. Do you…

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LE didn't get tipped off by TUSCL. Club isn't listed here.

Three jailed for hiring teenage stripper for north Houston night club Stephen Dean , Houston Page One Examiner August 29, 2011 - Like this? Subscribe to get instant updates. It was a different kind of child labor that yielded 3 felony arrests at a…

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SEX & Science

Last evening I watched some programs about the Science of Sex. Very intriguing stuff. A good deal of how we work sexually is controlled by Biology & Genetics. Some info spoken about is rather obvious, but I learned a few…

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New HIV case causes LA porn industry shutdown

New HIV case causes LA porn industry shutdown LOS ANGELES — An adult film performer has tested positive for HIV, causing porn producers to shut down shoots in Southern California as the diagnosis is confirmed through re-testing, according to an…

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New Texas Laws

On Thursday, 1,500 new laws take effect in Texas. I've listed some of the more interesting and pertinent laws (note-the Texas Legislature meets for 10 weeks every other year) Bad bars: Permits to sell alcohol will not be issued to or…

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Hurricane Irene aftermath: favorite strip club closed due to power outage

Power may not be restored until Friday. I'm calling the Governor.

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A Day At The Beach!

not a typical day though, especially around here. it's a really nice day today so i decided to go for a swim and hang out at a local beach today. this particular beach is probably about 3/4 of a mile…

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Stop with the "f***ing" reviews!!!

I've noticed guys putting things in reviews that aren't so subtle, shit like this: "They both started jerking me and kissing each side of my nick while I was rubbing one's pussy and sliding inside the other's butt crack. One of…