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Central Florida Report from PL Silkypants

silkypants

Minnesota

3 nights
3 clubs
120 lap dances
31 girls
1 OTC offer
1 offer to fill in for the boyfriend stuck in jail

Another excellent time in central Florida, though I believe Florida is less impressive after you have visited Detroit. Florida is much more conservative than I remember, but I think it just requires more skill than I currently have.

Funny lines that I can remember:

I have a girlfriend but it is an open relationship
You like small breasts. That's gross.
It's tough to get by when I only get partial disability
Me: so what did you do before you were dancing here? Her: I was in prison.
Me: Sorry, I like skinny white girls. Her: You're racist
Don't get me wrong, I will fight to defend myself.
I wish I had found you earlier and when I was less drunk.
See, I am only 4'9” – Yes, her cute drunk little head was right there.

Did I learn any thing on this trip?

1. I am building some negotiating skills but I still a huge PL.
2. A drunk girl can take more money from me than a sober girl.

Quick recap of the clubs for people who won't do a review:

Scarlett's – Very personable girls who will sit and talk with you, at least on my quiet Thursday night visit. Private dance rooms and a VIP section. Totally nude two way contact lap dances.
Mons Venus – Friday Saturday night club, best to arrive after 10pm. The girls keep getting better as the night goes on but you have to balance that with all the kids that come in. Tons of hot women but no privacy for the totally nude two way contact lap dances.
Inner Room – no cover before 7pm, cheap drinks, cheap lap dances can be a lot of fun. Topless two way contact lap dances with no privacy on a bench. I must be special because I did not get the flashlight once. Very smoky bar.