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Just a thread title to hide the Kim Kardashian news under I guess...

Kim K. has dumped hubby #1 after only 72 days. Apparently she doesn't like an unemployed NBA player partying it up on her dime. Too bad for Kris there was a pre-nup: the gravy train is going to end real soon!



Breaking News: Kim Kardashian to File for Divorce from Kris Humphries

Celebrity News October 31, 2011 AT 12:14PM By Justin Ravitz
Credit: Albert Michael/startraksphoto.com


Surprised?

Just 72 days after their $10 million wedding, Kim Kardashian plans to file for divorce from Kris Humphries on Monday, a source confirms to Us Weekly. The reality star also confirmed the news to Ryan Seacrest. "Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning," Seacrest tweeted. "I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few minutes."

VIDEO: Look back at Kim and Kris in happier times -- making out on their honeymoon

"There were rumors up until the wedding and after the wedding," Seacrest added Monday during his radio show. "Looks like this is true and she is filing this morning (Oct. 31)."

TMZ reports that Kardashian, 31, will not seek an annulment and plans to cite "irreconcilable differences in her filing."

PHOTOS: Too much, too soon? Kim and Kris' whirlwind romance

Kardashian's attorney is celeb lawyer Laura Wasser, who has represented such stars as Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson.

Indeed, the latest Us Weekly reports of major friction between Kardashian and NBA star Humphries, 26.

PHOTOS: Their over-the-top wedding album

The newylweds are "not getting along at all," one insider said. "Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it's causing major problems."

At issue? While Kardashian, 31, juggles her reality shows and multiple moneymaking ventures, the basketball hunk 26, is unemployed thanks to the NBA lockout -- and partying up a storm on his wife's dime.

PHOTOS: Their sexy honeymoon album

The pair wed lavishly in Montecito, Calif. after just nine months of dating. "On some levels," says a friend, "she feels like she made a mistake."

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/…

24 comments

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GoVikings
13 years ago
Kim Kardashian is SO fine. I love her. She defines my taste in women.
txtittyfan
13 years ago
She is a publicity whore along with being a good old regular whore.
motorhead
13 years ago
GoVikings -- 100 percent agree

Hey Kim, I'm available. Text me.
Alucard
13 years ago
To HELL with her! Screw her! LOL
Dudester
13 years ago
I don't have dish/cable, and I'm really not missing anything. Kim who ? And why is she even being mentioned anywhere ?
mjx01
13 years ago
Not surprised. Frankly don't think she's that attractive in the first place.

Also, I think I read that this was hubby #2.
vincemichaels
13 years ago
Ahhh, shucks Kris. Time to start working at McDonalds, I guess.
motorhead
13 years ago
"Also, I think I read that this was hubby #2"

Yep, that's right. I will admit - I'm a Kim stalker. I'm probably the only girly man on here that watches "Keeping up with the Kardashians". She was married before she was a "celebrity". You should have seen the look at Kris' face on the episode when he found out she was married once before. He was more than a little surprised. I guess he thought he was going to be "the first". Yeah, good luck with that one, Kris.
newmark
13 years ago
I would fuck her silly if given the opportunity; but under no circumstances, even for said fucking, would I have a conversation with her more substantial than "Show me them titties. Now bend over."
gatorfan
13 years ago
No fucking pre nup fuck that
GoVikings
13 years ago
@motorhead- I saw the episode that you're talking about.
shadowcat
13 years ago
The dirty four: Kim, Lindsey, Paris & Britney. All doable as long as you don't have to talk to them.
steve229
13 years ago
Hmmm...unemployed bad boy hubby partying it up on working hottie wife's dime - where have I heard that before? lol
pabloantonio
13 years ago
Kris is a dumbass. Kim has been fucked in a porn video. She has been married before. She loves to fuck, she has fucked alot of guys and she can't stop, she is a whore. Like my ATF's, she will never be a "wife".

Would I marry her? Yes, in a New York second.
troop
13 years ago
ok i agree that except for her big ass, kim is hot.

but i have to ask who cares and how the fuck did she become a celebrity?
things are really fucked up in america when a zero talent slut can become a zillionaire.

rant over
GoVikings
13 years ago
@ troop

except for her big ass?

dude, that's one of her BEST features
farmerart
13 years ago
Another bit of Americana flying right over farmerart's head. The last name rings a bell with me. Wasn't one of OJ's lawyers a Kardashian?
Clubber
13 years ago
Why do y'all keep posting names I have to google? I had heard of the surname, but not really her. Great hair, but the rest of her, not for me.
GoVikings
13 years ago
@ farmerart- yes, her father, who is now dead, was a lawyer for OJ, his name was robert kardashian.

motorhead
13 years ago
Art,

And her stepfather is Bruce Jenner. He won a gold medal in the 1976 Olympics. When it was in Montreal, eh
troop
13 years ago
vikings, yes i know many guys love her ass. but imo it's out of proportion to the rest of her, i'd prefer her with a smaller more in proportiion ass.
Clubber
13 years ago
Ah, now I know why the surname is familiar, oj!
Prim0
13 years ago
Heard a good one about this on the radio this morning...

Why is Kim K. is better than a drug dealer?
She can wash her crack and resell it afterwards!

She's been pretty hot at times but also blown up to ridiculous proportions at other times. At least she made a decent sex tape. Girl knows how to take some BBC!
thesamurai
13 years ago
It continually amazes me these people who become celebrities by doing nothing. Paris hilton, Kim kardashian, any kardashian. I'd fuck Paris and Kim but once I cum on their face I'm out the door. I don't feel sorry for any weak dude that sticks around to be eaten.
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