Comments by michael_oxbig

I've had a condom break twice. She had a tight body and she was very enthusiastic when she rode. Gotta make sure that shit's lubed up first.

Shit, around here you can get FS for $120. At the Cab, you can get FS, 3 cases of beer, a pizza, a cab ride home, and still have money left over. Why the fuck would anyone pay for a happy ending especially when you could be the narrator yourself.

Silly soldiers and marines, when will they learn that the air force is the strongest of all the branches? the air force racked up more kills, has more nukes, has more power.

1. Read reviews 2. Filter bullshit 3. Verify on E-C 4. Mas extras = bueno.

@alutard: shaddup already! ya' stupid fuck! +1 and PLEASE stop typing like THIS. that SHIT is ANNOYING as FUCK.

End the war on drugs and you'll have my vote too.

I think you should kill yourself or commit suicide or jump off a building or stick a fork in a toaster whether or whether not you do this while standing in a tub full of water.

A cat never shat on my car right after I washed it.

+1 on the setup. I've seen well-reviewed escorts but never strippers OTC. I'd rather shell out $50 for a cheap but clean motel like red roof inn and invite her up than to go to some room at some motel I know nothing about.

I could give a fuck what a stripper thinks. So what if my hands are rough. You're there to please me, not the other way around.

I've done both and each has its advantages. With strippers ITC, what you see is what you get. You can negotiate the price of her services. Less likely to get robbed or caught in a sting. However, with ITC the session is rushed, limited number of positions depending on the club layout, you come home smelling like cigarettes and cheap perfume--which may be the smoking gun for some of you who have wives. Unless you are her first customer of the day, she may not be freshly showered. Sessions with a stripper are less intimate, if you care about that sort of thing. You don't get to choose what outfit she will wear. With escorts, there is a much higher risk of bait & switch. Prices are higher, you have to give her some of your personal info as part of the screening process. But, the sessions tend to be longer, more enjoyable, you pick her outfit if she's open to requests, you can tactfully make sure she's clean by suggesting you both shower together, and you don't come home smelling like a stripper. There are greateer risks associated with escorts but if you spend more time collecting intel and using common sense, these risks can be mitigated. For example, if you are paranoid about getting robbed, as soon as you get to the incall location, tactfully check the bathroom or closest by asking to use the bathroom, and asking to hang up your jacket. Don't park in the lot of the incall location. In the event you are caught in a sting, the cops could impound your car. Cancel the appointment if you find yourself in a room that connects to the adjacent room. Don't ask the front desk where so&so's room is, nor where the elevator is. Consider getting your own room and have her do outcall.

You also need to factor in the local economy, time of the year, etc. I live near El Paso, and an assload of SC patrons are military. Some clubs even offer free cover to military. The girls know they get paid on the 1st and 15th of the month, so the weekends after those days are the worst to go because guys have money to blow and they go to the SC. So you have two strikes against you. For me, I've found the sweet spot is to go that monday or tuesday one week before payday, but still close to the end of the month--less likely to see other dudes at the SC, and with it being close to the end of the month, the stripper's rent will be due. Combine those factors and it makes for a more favorable position for negotiations.

When she was finished, I'd give her just a twenty and tell her no tip too small.

All strippers have ADD.

This will not end well. I seriously hope you are not paying her for all the services you are providing for her. If you're already getting high-mileage dances from her and not paying her extra for said dances then why ruin a good thing? Why not simply ask her to see you OTC?

A single mother of 14 on welfare doing porn. Show of hands, who did not see this coming.

It's really simple actually. Power = sex. Alpha-males of any species have their pick of females. Money just makes power more convenient.

How about actually allowing the ATF to do it's job--You know, appoint a full-time director, require gun dealers to inventory their weapons more than just once a year, force gun owners/sellers to register their weapons. What is so hard about that? People don't have a constitutional right to drive automobiles but every car bought and sold in the US must be titled and registered and no one pitches a bitch about it. And while we're on the subject of the constitution, the 2nd amendment states that IN FOR A WELL-REGULATED MILITIA, the right to bear arms shall not be infringed. People always seem to forget that part. If you leave parts out it changes the meaning.

And they wind up with loser boyfriends and kids and have to strip to make ends meet. The system works, why fuck it up?

Why even get handjobs at strip clubs, let alone tip for them? You can give yourself handjobs.

That's why I make it a policy to have sex with all my girlfriends....to make sure they're real enough.

or you could always make counterfeit club money and play for free.

I like diving for clams.

Tried both. All depends on how you manage time. If you need 15 mins or less, go to a SC. If you need more or want more releases, get an escort. If you're okay with RCG, go to a SC. If you want more positions, get an escort. If you are okay with suprises, get an escort. If you want to know exactly what you're getting, go to a SC. If you are paying more than $150 for FS, get an escort. If you are worried about a sting, go to a SC.

WTF is a dude doing on a pornstar list?