HowdyPilgrims

This club is probably the best in the Twin Cities because it offers full nudity and a full bar. They often have very hot women dancing here too, with a nice ethnic mix. Having said that, this is still MN and this club has more rules than the IRS tax code book. When this club is slower, its funner. When it is packed the place sucks, and not the good kind of suck!!! Some disadvantages are its kind of located out in the suburban boonies of St. Paul. Waitresses will hound you to pretty much have an alcoholic beverage in your hand at all time. The strippers tend to be "wanna dance" girls. I have yet to meet a bartender that isn't a tool, which makes ordering at the bar a hassle. Advantages: $10 table dances. One way contact only and kinda impersonal but 10 bucks, can't beat that! As previously mentioned, alcohol! As previously mentioned, hot chicks! All in all when by myself I avoid Twin City metro area clubs because they are just stupid bad. This one is the least stupid though. Its often very busy though so if you fly solo it can be a bummer. If you're with a group of dudes however, its a fun place to drink, watch naked chicks, occasionally glance at various games on tv, and bullshit with they guys.

Stopped in here on two different nights recently. The first night there wer only 2 dancers, but both quite attractive. The normal couch dances were $25 and was told two VIP options, one for 125 in an open room and 175 in a private room with a door. I toured the VIPs and they all have cameras so I'm not sure what good it would do to get the more expensive one, still camera. Maybe they let things slide in that room if you spread enough cash around? I dunno. On its face it doesn't seem to be worth it. Couch dances aren't that great here, its on some kind of bench and doesn't really allow anyone, dancer or patron to get comfy, cameras in teh room, a staff dude right outside the door and pokes his head i there fairly often even though there are cameras all over the room. Just not that great. The stage isn't elevated, which I found odd. It has 2 ft or so tall retaining wall though, so you can set your drink on and the dancer will dance on it sometimes right in front of you. Its not bad, just took a little getting used to. The bartender was very friendly. I didn't catch her name but she has a real good attitude and I do believe I saw her take a gent or two to the couch dance rooms. She had a damn nice rack from what I could tell so that was pretty cool. The second nite there were 8-9 girls there, many more customers and the club was a bit more lively. Both were weeknites. Some of the girls working there are travelers from milwaukee and/or chitown. If you're savvy, you know what that means.

Still a good club. Drinks reasonably priced for guys. I will include this warning again though, watch out for the severe drink hustle at this club. The girls are supposed to sell drinks, they will badger you about it even if you show no interest in them. They might even start begging or for the more no-talent stupid ones, get bitchy, making things super uncomfortable. This is the biggest crappiest negative about this club is the drink hustle. What makes up for it is the ease of scoring OTC. Thats all there is to it. Otherwise this is just another shithole club in a small town. There are some mainstay girls, which I personally avoid because they are the ones that get bitchy when you tell them no couch dance or especially no drinky. There are almost always new girls there, they usually have good attitudes and good looks. That is what makes this place worth coming back to. A final warning, the copshop is across the street. They like to hang around the parking lot. If you are leaving the club make sure you are good to drive.