Dancer flaking
Mrbronson
Hey y'all. Here's my story- I was trying to meet back up with a hot dancer I'd met awhile back and she had given me her number. Friday I asked if she was working, she said yes, so I showed up the club around 7. Told her I was there. She said she'd be upstairs soon.
After awhile, I asked the bartender if she was working. They said no. WTF?
Basically, there was some back and forth texting, and I left around 9 after waiting for two hours. Told her not to waste my time again. She apologized and claimed she had come up just after I left. I was pretty pissed, just because that seemed rude and I had spent some dough on this girl before- and I'm still not sure if she was just straight lying to me about being at the club at all.
Anyway, I'm just trying to figure out if this is a case of forgetful stripper brain, or is she fucking with me for fun- or is it some kind of dancer game to try to get me to spend more? Doesn't seem like a good angle to play, since I would have dropped some cash that night.
This happen to anybody else?
After awhile, I asked the bartender if she was working. They said no. WTF?
Basically, there was some back and forth texting, and I left around 9 after waiting for two hours. Told her not to waste my time again. She apologized and claimed she had come up just after I left. I was pretty pissed, just because that seemed rude and I had spent some dough on this girl before- and I'm still not sure if she was just straight lying to me about being at the club at all.
Anyway, I'm just trying to figure out if this is a case of forgetful stripper brain, or is she fucking with me for fun- or is it some kind of dancer game to try to get me to spend more? Doesn't seem like a good angle to play, since I would have dropped some cash that night.
This happen to anybody else?
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Take her “apology†with a grain of salt at most – her “apology†is really just another lie.
“… Anyway, I'm just trying to figure out …â€
There really isn’t nothing to figure out – this is default stripper behavior – figuring out strippers’ SS is like trying to figure out the beginning of the universe – there are theories but no proofs.
“… This happen to anybody else? …â€
A more correct question would be to ask whom it has *not* happened to.
Stripper world is bizarro world – everything is in reverse or upside down if you will. A safe and more sane bet would be to assume every stripper if full of shit and will do the bare minimum she has to do to get your $$$ and often times not even that.
In “normal†society, you are inclined to give people the benefit of the doubt. In stripper/bizarro world, expect pure SS from her and if she is the 1 in a 1000 that is not completely full of SS, then you will be pleasantly surprised.
Of course, they know guys desperate enough to pay for their attention...
Question- what does SS stand for?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaff…
My SB is probably one of the flakiest strippers I've ever met. The sex is worth it.
Check out the TUSCL glossary link at the bottom of the TUSCL discussion page – it has some very funny and very clever acronyms.
Q:How do you know a stripper is lying?
A:Her lips are moving.
I swear some dancers have made me believe I have been switching into alternate realities. I'm really starting to believe that could be a possibility. It would make more sense to explain everyone's behavior. Strippers I don't know suddenly acting very friendly, changing appearance suddenly gaining or losing several pounds, acting like they haven't seen me in 2 years when it was the same thing she said a week or two ago, or completely disappearing or suddenly showing up with no boob job when a dancer had one for a few months.
It doesn't help when things seem to change outside strip clubs.
Yep, it's like banging my head against the wall or worse. I thought my memory might be bad but some dancers can't seem to remember talking to me. I figure I'm on some amusement type of ride going into random alternate realities and I never know what might be different. Today I noticed my college team's colors seemed to have changed. I will investigate.