Dancer flaking

22 comments

• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  if its any consolation this is so common as to be laughable. I think that in some cases these broads lose track of all of the PL's that they are playing and lie to cover it. Typical SS shit.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  “… She apologized and claimed she had come up just after I left …” Take her “apology” with a grain of salt at most – her “apology” is really just another lie. “… Anyway, I'm just trying to figure out …” There really isn’t nothing to figure out – this is default stripper behavior – figuring out strippers’ SS is like trying to figure out the beginning of the universe – there are theories but no proofs. “… This happen to anybody else? …” A more correct question would be to ask whom it has *not* happened to. Stripper world is bizarro world – everything is in reverse or upside down if you will. A safe and more sane bet would be to assume every stripper if full of shit and will do the bare minimum she has to do to get your $$$ and often times not even that. In “normal” society, you are inclined to give people the benefit of the doubt. In stripper/bizarro world, expect pure SS from her and if she is the 1 in a 1000 that is not completely full of SS, then you will be pleasantly surprised.
• michael_oxbig

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  11 years ago

  All strippers have ADD.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  11 years ago

  Papi has some great comments. Take his advice. I had a remotely similar situation happen to me last month. What I did was to write down a description or timeline of the events that evening. In the event I should ever speak to that same dancer again, I could confront her with that information as to how flaky she was that evening. I rarely give dancers a second chance when that kind of thing happens. Dancers that ask for "second chances" usually need fifth and sixth chances to get it right. My suggestion is just dump her and move on to someone else. Clearly, she's unreliable.
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  One time I stopped to see my ATF who was working. I got there, texted her that I was at the bar and five minutes later she tapped me on the shoulder, said she had just started a one hour CR and would I please wait. I agreed, did a couple of LD's with some of the local talent. After an hour the waitress came to me and said that my friend was gonna be in the CR for another hour, but she'd be down to see me in a minute. 20 minutes later she came by saying she was on the way to take a piss. She said 4 guys had brought 4 girls to a CR and were high rollers. She said she really wanted to see me so she suggested I go around the corner to The Holiday Inn, get a room and text her the room number. I did and an hour later she showed up, said she had made $1600. That night, came in, laid down on the bed and passed out cold. I threw a blanket over her and went home. SNAFU
• deogol

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  11 years ago

  " Dancers that ask for "second chances" usually need fifth and sixth chances to get it right." Of course, they know guys desperate enough to pay for their attention...
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  This kind of thing has happened to me. Why? Because these bitches be crazy. They may be so drugged or drunk that they don't remember you're there. Or they may have landed a big spender they don't want to leave. They will say they're sorry and give you some lame excuse. If you want a girl who is responsible and thoughtful and truthful, try a librarian, not a stripper.
• Mrbronson

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  11 years ago

  Hahaha. Thanks for the tips guys. I'm new enough that this is the first time. Question- what does SS stand for?
• Mrbronson

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  11 years ago

  nevermind. I googled it like a pro
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  The SS were a group of elite German soldiers in WWII organizationally separate from the Wermacht (although sometimes under the command of Wermacht generals, especially at the operational level): [view link]
• boogieknight369

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  11 years ago

  @ dougster: LOL on the SS comment. Bravo sir, bravo.
• boogieknight369

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  11 years ago

  If a dancers not flaking out, she's not breathing.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Probably SS.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Dude, flaky is the default state for most strippers. Discount 90% of what she says as stripper shit, and just ignore the rest, especially if you want to fuck her. My SB is probably one of the flakiest strippers I've ever met. The sex is worth it.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  Extremely common problem (not at all specific to strippers): People don't get it that it defeats any possible practical usefulness to payback if you don't get payback against the person who made you want payback. You are paying for customers who were obnoxious too her, boyfriends who disappointed her, and God knows what else.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  SS = stripper shit Check out the TUSCL glossary link at the bottom of the TUSCL discussion page – it has some very funny and very clever acronyms.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  It's been said here many many times but it's worth repeating - Q:How do you know a stripper is lying? A:Her lips are moving.
• mrrock

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  11 years ago

  Welcome to Stripperville!
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  You know what they say about banging your head against a wall.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  Wait until you run into a stripper that says she was looking for you and ask if you are ready for your dance now when you never saw her before. Or the dancer who says she was looking all over for you and then wants to go off and dance for you because you asked her and she couldn't find you but you never talked to her. Or the dancer who comes over and thanks you for the tip when you did not. I swear some dancers have made me believe I have been switching into alternate realities. I'm really starting to believe that could be a possibility. It would make more sense to explain everyone's behavior. Strippers I don't know suddenly acting very friendly, changing appearance suddenly gaining or losing several pounds, acting like they haven't seen me in 2 years when it was the same thing she said a week or two ago, or completely disappearing or suddenly showing up with no boob job when a dancer had one for a few months. It doesn't help when things seem to change outside strip clubs. Yep, it's like banging my head against the wall or worse. I thought my memory might be bad but some dancers can't seem to remember talking to me. I figure I'm on some amusement type of ride going into random alternate realities and I never know what might be different. Today I noticed my college team's colors seemed to have changed. I will investigate.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  Sharkhunter welcome to...the twilight zone.
• Tiredtraveler

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  11 years ago

  I would not make an effort to see her again. If she is there fine and take advantage and maybe a guilt trip but don't count on her for anything other than what she is, a skatter brained air head. There are people all over that are the same way, promises mean nothing if inconvient or they get a better offer.