Comments by michael_oxbig (page 2)

Autoshow doesn't offest the local economy too much. Last time any event skewed the SC economy was super bowl XL. All of a sudden escorts came out of the woodwork.

Or how about how people give their life's story when they write a review. "I was in town for business" or "I was visiting relatives", or "After doing X I had some time to spare"; No one gives a shit why you were in the strip joint. All we care about is mileage. "After a disappointing time at club A, I decided to check out club B". Okay, if you're writing a review about club B, who gives a shit about club A? Write a separate review on club A and stop being a lazy fuck. "The runway is shaped like a Y" or "T" or lower case "Q". Who gives a shit about the floorplan? The part of the floorplan that matters is the VIP room/booth/couch...places where you can get some privacy. "They've remodeled the inside and have 10 TVs". No one gives a shit about the decorations. The only decorations that matter are what the strippers are wearing.

Watching Sara Jay helps your eyes adjust to ugly women.

Lapdances are not taxable. Tipping at the rail isn't taxable. The government dosen't give a shit about your safety, or decency--they just care about getting their cut. Why require strippers to get licenses? Because they have to pay for them. The government gets its cut. Because nothing is worse to the american public than seeing a naked titty.

There's one chick at the Cabaret Club in El Paso who looks like she's 7 months pregnant. I wouldn't be suprised if she got that way inside the club.