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12 years ago
Steve, Mila can speak Russian, can't she?
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12 years ago
AS far as pace and length goes, how about Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd? I would think that a girl could slowly build up to a great climax. Too long for a strip club, but at least I can dream.
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12 years ago
Okay, so give me a mulligan. All good points. Why join a site to bitch about quitting clubbing? Quite right, mh, on the codetalker point.
Unless I have stumbled into an amazing string of coincidental mediocrity, my perception is that clubs are taking a hit and the talent is down and service is waning. For places that exist to create illusions and fantasies, there have been a lot of marginal times lately. But I guess the girl carrying 20 extra pounds and a huge chip on her shoulder will find out soon enough that stripping can be less than lucrative. During times of belt tightening, I don't *need* a strip club, I don't *need* frozen yogurt, and I don't *need* a massage.
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12 years ago
Okay, so everybody gets to take a potshot at the OP. Quit whining, don't let the door hit your ass, blah-blah-blah. But he has a point. I don't know about you degenerates, but there has been a recession out there and I have been one of the casualties. So excuse me if I am not independently wealthy and can't afford to throw money at dancers to set up OTC and champagne rooms and all that crap. Checking the couch cushions for loose change at home does not make for a great night of clubbing, so I have been on a self-imposed hiatus. I have ventured out occasionally, with a very meager set of small bills. I have noticed that the clubs have tightened their belts, the value is far less, the clubs are taking more, the service is blase', the evenings are less fun. When you have far less money to spread around, you watch it more closely and you get a little cranky when you get shitty attitudes and poor value for your money. And sometimes you feel like hanging it up for a while. I can understand that. But if you think that entitles you to give the guy a wedgie and kick him in the ass, I don't agree at all. Some of you pompous twits ought to remember that karma is a bitch.
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12 years ago
It is easy to think that you could have, or should have, intervened. As customers we rarely get a glimpse at what is going on in these dancers' lives. It may be that you did as much as you could have, given the circumstances. Maybe your conversations with her were some of the few things that were keeping her going. I agree with Alucard that we owe to each other to be humane. But there are too many pieces that you don't know for you to accept part of the blame. Even if you had been more of a presence for her, that may not have been enough to prevent it. Life is fleeting and puzzling and difficult.
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12 years ago
Saw one dancer one time who could have easily been wife material. Stunning brunette with a very level head. Could carry a great conversation, had a plan to dance for two years and then get out of it. Booked her own shows and traveled a Midwest circuit. Owned her own house and had a nursing degree. She really had it together. I should have followed that trail.
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12 years ago
I second motorhead. Big pharma has many, many stunning women. But with the money they make, I couldn't touch them. Bank tellers are more in my salary range.
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12 years ago
[reaching for my flag to call a five-yard embellishment penalty. I may even have them review it in the booth to see if it rises to the level of a fifteen-yard bullshit penalty.]
I think the girl who watches over the self-serve check-out lanes at my supermarket has been checking me out. It is a matter of time before she invites me to a threesome in the loading dock back behind the produce section.
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12 years ago
I draw the line at liver spots!
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13 years ago
I don't mind sitting stage-side, but my main complaint is that it can run a little expensive if the girls do three songs and park at your spot maybe 3 or 4 times per song. For the more talented girls, that may mean two or three bucks per visit X 3 or 4 visits X 3 songs per girl. After about 3 or 4 hours, you are starting to feel the hit. The advantage/disadvantage is that most clubs don't allow girls to approach a guy when he is sitting at the stage--thus you aren't bothered by fuglies, but you also aren't approached by the knockouts. Njpete, the use of mirrors is always a good technique, and I like to use them to see if a dancer is showing any interest in me by getting a two or three angle ricochet shot on them.
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13 years ago
@steve, I think Larry Craig was looking for a shoe shine at the Minneapolis airport.
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13 years ago
jester, what was that again?
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13 years ago
I almost never do. I did mention it just once to a dancer. She saw the review and asked me if I was looneylarry. My cover was blown, and I was hoping that I would soon be, as well. But the props I had given her in the earlier review led to a pretty flat 2d visit. So, no benefit, really, of any kind.
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13 years ago
Only missed the first two. Loved Khloe, but hate the name. Jackson, don't know if I'm getting cabin fever or not, but I really enjoyed looking at these ladies. I wouldn't mind if any one of them came up from behind and whispered "Mind if I join you?" in my ear.
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13 years ago
A tall Hispanic girl with dark complexion and long, long black hair. She was part of a traveling group out of Denver, so I only saw her one night. Her stage name was Collins. She didn't dance all that much, but she wore floor-length sequined gowns with long slits up the sides, and matching elbow-length gloves. She could latch onto your eyes and she had a way of using them as tractor beams to pull you in. She would sit on your lap and run her fingers through your hair and purr in your ear and kiss your neck and you forgot your name. I would have easily handed her my wallet if she had asked.
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13 years ago
Wish I could join you, but I'm too far away. Just to watch mrs. and the girls interact would be worth the price of a drink or two.
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13 years ago
Went once to her place, and she wouldn't let me in. Her kids were in there and her roommate (girlfriend?) was babysitting. And she had just smoked a whole bunch of weed. Went out to eat and she was texting the whole time. Dropped her off early.
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13 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
If a girl has a firm big ass and skinny legs, I think that's a sure sign of implants, since I can think of no way to firm up the butt muscles without doing something with the legs. If she's got a big flabby ass, it's probably naturally fat. If it's big and flabby and she has skinny legs, then she sits around all the time, wearing stripper heels. Give me a firm small ass that fits comfortably in both of my hands any time.
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13 years ago
Sc, if that breast reduction story was a plant by the network so that guys like us would think "Whoa, she really is stacked more than I thought", then they are brilliant. Cuz that's what I thought. And I wish that I could see Lifetime.
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13 years ago
If it is a rock, I'd probably pass on her. I don't want to get sucked into talking about it. And if it is a rock, she may snag it on stuff. A small wedding ring is better, and I know some girls have the engagement ring and wedding ring joined together. Psychologically, it makes no difference to me, I just don't want to talk about a ring to a giddy chick any more than I have to.
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13 years ago
My wife already "knows" that SCs are thinly-veiled places for continuous rampant sex acts. So I am under a life-time ban. So, if I was ever outed, it would be instantaneous divorce and lots of pans getting thrown and more drama than a straight-to-DVD movie.
Financially I would be up the creek, my profession would ostracize me, my friends would be barely tolerant, my family would be generally accepting but more pissed about how I ruined my own home and family. And it would be hard to explain to the children. So the stakes are very high.
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13 years ago
If you are asking about the movie, I'd say I have about as much chance of living it out as taking a flight to Mars.
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13 years ago
I'll bite. @motorhead, you are not just some fat old fuck. You are good enough, and smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.
Most places I've seen, the waitstaff is maybe cute but few could get up on stage. A couple have been washed up old dancers, and they try and brush up against you to bump up their tip take. But it is usually a little creepy. The wrinkled old chain-smoking skank who over-applies her lipstick. I have even seen the rare female customer-dancer-bartender transformation over a few years.
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13 years ago
I haven't yet, but easily could have. I was a regular for a girl who gave great dances and had that naughty personality. She liked to play close to the lines and cross over slightly every so often. But, the one thing that I was wise to do throughout was to listen closely to some of the throw-off things that she said, and I mentally filed them away. So, while I was in the club with her and not thinking straight I would make a note of those "red-flag" comments. Later, when I had my full faculties about me, I would remember all of those red flags and that would quickly temper my possible infatuation down to just manageable spurts of lust. Comments about court dates and "fucking up his car" and "I'll kill that bitch" and "I'd like to fuck her" and "management has been riding my ass" and "my apartment burned down". I took note of each one of those gems and more and they helped me to remember that we were living in two different worlds.
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13 years ago
In my neck of the woods, extras are not probably a possibility. So, no, when I go I don't expect to get any. If I can manage to get some hot two-way, that would probably count as a score around here. The OTC route might be more realistic, but will take repeat visits.