Additional Services

The Columbia Platinum Plus used to offer massages but had to stop because they did not have a license for it.

Shotgun Willies in Denver offers massage and boot shining.

Obviously, Markovitz tried to open a casino at the Flight Club. Flying Aces I think it was called. Did not last long.

Most Deja Vu clubs have a boutique/bookstore attached. Don't know how common that is for other clubs.

Years ago there was a weird place in Providence that I think was a hotel but had a stripper at the bar. Wasn't a strip club.

But nothing like what you had in mind.

I don't need non-sexual services at a strip club

The local PTs offers back rubs. They don't call them massages, and they make you sign a release or something. I've never done it, since they charge 10 bucks *and* want a tip.

Scarlett's in Toledo has a hot dog cart parked out back.

I'm thinking that these services are going to cost MORE ITC that they would from a service company operating out in the Real World. So I say NO to wanting or buying non-sexual services at a strip club.

St James in Houston offers shoe shine inside and car wash/detailing outside. They also have an outside courtyard with a pool.

I would love to be able to get a shoe shine at the strip club! I would go just for that, lol.

The only place I can get a decent shine in my area is at the airport.

Of course, I assume we're talking about an actual shoe shine, and not some kind of euphemism for something really kinky, right?

@steve, I think Larry Craig was looking for a shoe shine at the Minneapolis airport.

Forgot to mention that I've also seen a hookah lounge inside a strip club.

I've been to a strip club that sold condoms. The condoms were over priced compared to my local CVS and Walgreens. No idea how the strip club managed to stay in the condoms business with prices that were so much higher than their competition.

The Harem Club in NJ offers massages, but not on a regular basis. They also have pretty decent burgers and appetizers at very reasonable prices.

To echo motorhead, Flight Club's disastrous attempt at gaming onsite failed as the morons operating it had no idea what they were doing. They weren't casino people and violated Michigan gaming law and got shut down by the state after spending major $$$$$ to renovate the club and turn it into a strip club/casino.

Pretty much all the lame clubs here in the Omaha-Council Bluffs area have or have had a burrito van, or a hot dog van, or something similar. Of course, none of them are affiliated with the club. You could also say the bathroom troll fits into that category as well.

Some of the BYOB places in Iowa have their own liquor store, which by and large only sell beer. When I drank at those clubs, it was generally easier to just buy the beer from them instead of the local convenience store. And all of them have vending machines for pop, bottled water, and sometimes candy and snacks.

If it meant getting some Korean or Vietnamese dancers in the club I'd be will to get a pedicure.

...topless pedicures, now there's an idea.

So, a "shoe shine" is not a sexual euphemism like "Blow Job" or "Russian" or "French" or "Stevie Wonder"? Heh ...

There are excellent bar-b-cue trucks that congregate in the parking lots of the strip clubs out in New Orleans East. Passions, Visions, and She-She's all have a set of two or three dudes who bring by their pickup truck with a (very big!) trailer that has a welded half-steel-drum pit smoker and serving counter. Excellent food, if you're at one of these clubs give it a go. But that's not exactly an in-the-club service.

There are cigar bars. Does that count? I have seen the massage thing at several places (usually $20 for a 2-song shoulder and back rub while you sit in the same chair you started in). On Mardi Gras a few of the Hustler Clubs on Bourbon Street have face-painters, and they'll do a swoosh thing that looks like a harlequin mask on a guy, or daffy duck or something similar on a girl's tits and chest.

I was in a mall that used to be thriving, but was now relegated to "wholesale only - must have sales tax number" shops with inconsistent hours and cheezy-looking merchandise.

Crossed my mind that an adult-themed mall might work. Strip clubs, ED doctors, plastic surgeons for boob jobs, adult toy stores, stores that sell products to make you "2 inches longer in 4 weeks" and make you "cum like a pornstar", marriage counselors and divorce lawyers. Dancer apparel and a nude volleyball court. Nude billiard parlor. Nude bowling. Rent hot tub time by the hour. Nice restaurant. Cigar store and tatoo/body piercing parlor. Gay and lesbian bars. Porn booth/theatre. Hotel rooms by the hour. Shoeshine, car detail, dry cleaner. Tanning salon. Fitness center. STD testing center.

All powered by a machine that would receive payments for "look the other way" contributions to the local police department. The more you feed that machine, the less "supervision" that occurs.

Yeah, this is the solution to empty malls.

What other things could be in there?

Non sexual itc.......nooooo thank you.......I will try to get my non sexual otc : )

Centerfolds in Boston has the best massage girls around. $10/song and they are actually experienced massage therapists. Damn they are good.