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12 years ago
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Would you do her Bareback!
Bareback? Nope. The risks just aren't worth it.
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12 years ago
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Theory: From a LE raid perspective, strip clubs are safer on weekends.
I know of a couple clubs but where the local PD still sends someone over on weekend nights to keep the patrons in check.
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12 years ago
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average age of a tucler......
For website statistics go to Alexia.com, the web information analytics company.

And their results for tuscl.net:
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/…
*Click the Audience tab and you'll see the…
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12 years ago
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Sudden reconnections
Don't bother. 100% chance she's going to throw a sob story your way and ask for $ or use you in some other…
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12 years ago
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Health Benefits From a BJ
Lazy blokes:

https://www.facebook.com/photo…

And that "news" is almost as old as the internet.
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HB13
12 years ago
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12 years ago
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weirdest thing just happen.
Like others mentioned before:
-Join in, encourage the girls into getting more relaxed & loose. It's a "physical way" of saying you like what you…
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12 years ago
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when did double teams or double teaming actually begin
Fudge posted a response in the wrong thread...
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12 years ago
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when did double teams or double teaming actually begin
Like others mentioned before:
-Join in, encourage the girls into getting more relaxed & loose. It's a "physical way" of saying you like what…
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12 years ago
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This has got to be the coolest 2nd job a stripper has told me she has
This dancer isn't in New Orleans is she? If she is, I heard that one 14 months ago. After the whole Hurricane…
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12 years ago
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mcdonalds
For the rare occasions I need to go Fast Food: Mocha Frape cuz it's like 2/3 the price of Starbucks, fast & the Dollar…
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12 years ago
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Family time at the SC?
Maybe for a guy's night out among siblings & cousins. Otherwise most sane normal people wouldn't.
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12 years ago
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Was my Cat a Stripper in a Previous Life?
Gatorfan, neutering is for male animals... Spaying is for females.
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12 years ago
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hour of power ¿?
My usual is 20-30m sessions with those few girls with stamina going for 40m. Any longer and dancers tend to take breaks, smoke…
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12 years ago
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You know what occurred to me?
*Most mammals can digest LACTOSE fine as infants

We really need a quick couple minute edit function.
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12 years ago
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You know what occurred to me?
Ermita_Nights, then how do Chinese babies digest mama's milk? >_>

Most mammals can digest lactase fine as infants (it's one of the definitions of…
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12 years ago
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What do you eat on days you go strip clubbing?
Beforehand if I do eat something it's light (no strong odors / tastes like Motorhead said) or just coffee.

Don't want to get that bloated…
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12 years ago
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OMG Honey Bees Are Such Little Cum Dumster Sluts!!
And if those last 30 strange animal mating habits weren't enough for you:

While teaching monkeys the concept of currency, scientists accidentally discover monkey prostitution.…
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12 years ago
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OMG Honey Bees Are Such Little Cum Dumster Sluts!!
Bah, that's just the beginning of the animal world.

-Snakes & Lizards
http://othersideofscience.com/…
Summary: Have two penises & some use a copulation plug (fluid solidifies in…
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12 years ago
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So Why Do We Keep Calling Ourselves PL's?
Personally I label myself a "John."

While PL's are Jackslash's #3-5 definitions.
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12 years ago
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refusing a LP
I've used variations of the following with a head tilt & smile.

"I'm good thanks though."
"In a little bit just got here."
"If you…
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12 years ago
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fuckin smart phones
Forgot to mention: If you're writing Shakespeare on your phone, just use one of those "voice to text" features. Just make sure…
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12 years ago
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fuckin smart phones
That's why I do a review on a laptop. So much easier to copy / paste, save on another file and post the…
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12 years ago
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Pet Peeve of the Day
Seen it happen to a couple friends & other club patrons.

Never happened to me personally, every so often for some reason I…
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13 years ago
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Tropical Lei vs DVCOI?
For Southern California clubs: Zbone.com
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