Best Lookers
Thursday, April 5, 2012 4:24 PM
Did you ever notice that if you get thirsty while visiting your favorite men's club, all you have to do is pick out the prettiest, hottest woman in the place and she is either the barmaid or the waitress? This is a trend I noticed a couple of years ago while visiting some Dayton clubs, but never really gave it much deep thought. Then this past Tuesday evening/night made a whirlwind tip of the best "value" rated southern Detroit clubs and thought to rate the dances vs the wait staff. BT's Cabaret was a prime example of what I'm talking about. Of the maybe 10 dancers, 9 were OKish but reminded me of the kinda plain-Jane, girl-next-door who you rode the bus to high school and talked about algebra with, However there were 5 smoking-hot Playboy Centerfold types serving the drinks!
Results BT's H8S H8 Hustler Bogart's Landing S. Scarlet's (Toledo)
dancers 5-7 1-3 2-4 7-8 2-4 5-7 6-7
wait staff 9-10 7 6 9-10 5-6 8-9 9
Subis in Southgate was the only exception, but then they had a male bartender and one skank waitress and some comparatively hot dancers that night. (Best in Show award!)
WTF? Think it's because the wait staff dress sexy and keep their clothes on? NOTE: This trend certainly holds true around Cleveland/Akron area but I think it's a totally different tend in TAMPA! How about in your clubbing neck of the woods?
Talk about TOFTT! Cost over $150 in cover, valet and single Ginger Ales to acquire this very scientific data.
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