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Lucky with the lesbians lately

Thursday, May 3, 2012 6:52 AM
I don't know what it is but I have had great luck with lesbian strippers lately! First instance,week befor last, there is a stripper I know at my regular SC that I have known for about a year. This is a 30 year old, latin, hot as hell girl who, after the first almost air dance, told me she was in a committed lesbian relationship and they actually had 2 children (artificial insinination). She said that she just didn't like dicks and that was why no extras were ever offered. Regardless, we remained friends and when she was working we always talked but I never got dances from her. Last week I went to the club and she was hammered and immediately shooed away the girl I was talking to and planted herself on my lap. She said she was horny and I reminded her of our conversation about her limitations. Her reply was to reach inside my shorts and starting giving me a hand job at the table! She said we had known each other long enough and she was really in the mood for some dick. I took her to the back and as soon as the song started, she whipped me out and mounted me and rode the hell out of me. After, she swore me to secrecy and I willingly agreed. Second, last week a dancer who I have had ITC relations with suggested OTC. I immediately agreed and we set up a time of noon the next day. I arrived and we talked for an hour and I found out she was in a commited lesbian relationship too! I was there for 5 hours, of which 3 hours were spend pounding the hell out of her, all for 1.5 benjamins. She texted me yesterday and invited me over in the afternoon and told me her GF was also there and we should meet. When I arrived, all 3 of us talked for 30 minutes and my girl told me that she was now officially bi instead of lesbian. I asked her what that meant and she just smiled, stripped and started sucking me across from her GF. She invited her GF to the bedroom to watc h and she said " sure, live porn". It turned into an incredible threesome that lasted for hours. As I was about to leave, I reached for my wallet for the donation and she actually stopped me and said " this was actually for me, no charge". Granted, my 49 year old ass just wore out her 23 year old ass but damn! I am on a roll!

23 comments

  • JuiceBox69
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    12 years ago
    You totaly get "69" statues !.....damn son !
  • newmark
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    12 years ago
    Nice!
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    "this was actually for me, no charge". Free?
  • DoctorDarby
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    12 years ago
    When it clicks, it clicks. I guess that is why we just keep going and pitching our nickels at these women. Ya never know when the sex gods will smile down on you . . . .
  • kingcripple
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    12 years ago
    that second girl was joking with you. every stripper is a hardcore lesbian. who can blame them? they are around naked women all day and cater to douchebag guys
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    "every stripper is a hardcore lesbian" STILL sticking to this "View" of dancers, Heh... Tsk, Tsk!! "douchebag guys" You?
  • TonyMontana
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    12 years ago
    Damn the white knight speaks down from his high white horse lmao at least the strippers love 'im! still charge for the sex tho...
  • JuiceBox69
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    12 years ago
    Darby ! Hell yes ! You just explained "juiciy style"
  • steve229
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    12 years ago
    Luck be a lady tonight Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with Luck be a lady tonight. Luck let a gentleman see How nice a dame you can be I've seen the way you've treated other guys you've been with Luck be a lady with me.
  • steve229
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    12 years ago
    I wonder what lopaw thinks of this thread...
  • yndy
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    12 years ago
    Does Penthouse magazine still exist and publish letters? ;-)
  • lopaw
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    12 years ago
    My take on this thread is pretty simple- those women are bi, not lesbian.
  • bang69
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    12 years ago
    you go bro great job
  • shadowcat
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    12 years ago
    I feel the same as lopaw but I have had some good time with BI dancers.
  • Revolution
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    12 years ago
    I am in awe.
  • lopaw
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    12 years ago
    Seriously - women who truly identify as lesbian don't just wake up one day and decide that they like dick. If they do then they were never truly pure lesbian in the first place. They are bisexual. Even if a woman is committed to another woman in a monogamous relationship for years and then decides to date men, she is bisexual, and has been all along. So the OP didn't do anything extroadinary in my eyes - assuming that what was posted actually happened, which is questionable at best. I mean who couldn't score with a bisexual dancer? She's bi - she'll do EVERYBODY!
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    "Lucky with Lesbians" Great title for porno movie
  • looneylarry
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    12 years ago
    [reaching for my flag to call a five-yard embellishment penalty. I may even have them review it in the booth to see if it rises to the level of a fifteen-yard bullshit penalty.] I think the girl who watches over the self-serve check-out lanes at my supermarket has been checking me out. It is a matter of time before she invites me to a threesome in the loading dock back behind the produce section.
  • rh48hr
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    12 years ago
    I am jealous.
  • 10inches
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    12 years ago
    good friend on mine has a hot, sexy sister who has been in a long term lesbian relationship. says that she has never been fond of dick, prefers eating pussy. she recently asked my friend.(her brother) to be the sperm donor for the child she and her partner wanted. he jokingly said that he wasn't going to jerk off in a jar but would gladly fuck her partner (also a hot babe) well, they took him up his offer and he got to screw her every night until she got pregnant! partner said she never liked the sex but it was an interesting experiment. just goes to show that even a committed lesbian will take dick under the right circumstances
  • travelguy10
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    12 years ago
    The second girl and her gf have also seriously researched having a baby. She showed me a 1" stack of papers they already have releasing the "donor" of any financial responsibility and relinquishing any rights to the child. They said they were just waiting for someone with the right genes. Also, that I might have the right genes!
  • dtek
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    12 years ago
    @travelguy10 Better have your own attorney check things over before you father a child with the dancer. In many (most? all?) states a mother cannot sign away a child's right to support from a non-custodial parent.
  • Stiletto25
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    12 years ago
    I'm not a lesbian but it just doesn't seem right that a true lesbian would just one day say they were in the mood for some dick. I agree with lopaw. The dancer is bi.
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