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12 years ago
Good shit, motorhead.
I was going to reply "WTF?" but I guess I have to change it to "WTFZ?
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12 years ago
I think "boobies" is kind of stupid. Sounds like a dumb blonde. Not all that sexy. But I also don't like the use of "the girls". Most of the time it comes when I am not expecting it and I think they are really talking about their daughters or something.
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12 years ago
I just can't tolerate a place where the girls are not attractive but think they are, the management is intrusive and surly, they are always trying to upsell something, there are different angles to try and nickel-and-dime you, and the place is filthy and run-down. The disinterested, jaundiced dancer who comes over and basically tries to pull your wallet out of your pants with no flirting, no atmosphere, no effort at all? I chug my overpriced drink and run for the exit.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Damn, the LSU mascot must be a camel.
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12 years ago
Sorry to hear that, art. I would think there would be some great talent in Sweden. If the girls can offer freely, but you can't solicit, I would think that would be an odd conversation.
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12 years ago
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Great point, dtek. That aggressive dick rubbing with the lips is awfully enticing, but the exposure has already taken place.
I guess I have some follow-up questions for the board: If you guys walk in with protection ready, do you have it in your pocket? It is well-known about the hazards of putting it in your wallet, to say nothing of the ring-shaped indentation it makes. If you have it in your pants pocket, can the dancer feel it as she grinds? And if she does, does that that make it a conversation starter for extras? Can you put it on quickly and not get detected? Or do you walk in with it already wrapped? (And if you are thinking "Piss off, asshole, start your own thread" right now, I say mea culpa)
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12 years ago
It kept me on the edge of my seat. I laughed. I cried. Who says there isn't much in those reviews?
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12 years ago
Oh, and stiletto, was it the guy or the situation that drove you to say you wouldn't do another weekend?
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12 years ago
Had a fav tell me one time that a guy was giving her a grand a week. I didn't believe it, but I told her that I couldn't compete with that so that she could save some face. She stuck around, maybe waiting for my counter-offer, but it never came. Now I wish I had shot her a number, she may have taken it.
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12 years ago
Lopaw, I was with you until the comma. I just haven't seen a tall, small-boned girl, unless the right word is "skinny". I agree with most posters here, that petite is short with small features. A squatty or thick girl who happens to be short is not petite in my book. A girl built like a fire hydrant is not petite. I'd like to see that competition between petite girls and spinners, might be a lot of overlap.
gmd, I think you included the backpage stuff for easy reference to this topic. Seems like most of the posts over time have warned against the use of that resource. I imagine your contact with them came first as dancers and not as escorts? Haven't heard much good about that site, but maybe I have been misreading.
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12 years ago
Just wondering if it loads even slower on iPhones, since the format was changed to accommodate them.
Back to Jackson's original question, shit, maybe I should do some more impressions?
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12 years ago
One time I had the opposite problem. I had known a dancer for a while and she was doing a hot table dance for some other guys. The whole time, maybe four dances, she was grinding on them but looking at me with a great, lustful look. I couldn't look away, but felt like I was definitely getting something for nothing. Didn't bother my conscience at all.
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12 years ago
I do think there is a correlation, and I have heard of nonsmoking dancers start up once they start work at the club. The drop in smoking among all women is a good sign. There was a generation of girls about ten years ago that seemed to be all smoking and it may have been a weight loss thing or something. I'm glad that they got that out of their system. Many of those girls that started ten years ago have stopped. Smoking bans in clubs have been a good thing, but I just wish some of those private clubs that still allow it would see the light. It makes it hard as hell to conceal your tracks. If it is only 20% of the girls are now smoking, I will pursue the 20% unless I have no other choice. Then I go after the girls that seem to be recreational or situational smokers. I have had few lappers from chain smokers and only one was memorable for the right reasons.
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12 years ago
As always, stiletto, you have timely and useful advice. About the only surefire thing for me is a complete change of clothes in the car. That requires considerable advance planning, however, and its own risk. What if I sneak a set of clothes into the car and the wife opts to take that car and then looks in the trunk? I would be hard pressed to explain why a set of dress clothes is sitting there in a folded little pile.
The real killers are the little private clubs that still allow smoking. Since nearly all regular bars are now nonsmoking, you can't explain away the liquor smell if you also have smoke smell on you. So, so easy to get busted that way. So in addition to the change of clothes, I have to put my head out the window of the car for a while and get a really good 60-mph hair cleaning, and then I stop at a chain like 7-11 and use their bathroom as a dressing room. They don't seem to hassle a white guy in dressier clothes at 11 pm. In the bathroom I still have to do a good scrub down with lots of wet paper towels on my face, neck, scalp, hair, arms, and chest. Of course, if I can work in a shower before I jump into bed, so much the better.
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12 years ago
Enjoyed your posts, Clubber. Did the young-uns piss you off? Hope not.
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12 years ago
It is all about the technique. I don't think those barbell like things would be good at all. The girls that self-consciously move them around, clacking. No thanks.
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12 years ago
Had a dancer sit down and start working me over under the table and asking if I had a hotel room. I told her no and she said I could come over to her place and have FS for $200. It would be just me and her and a condom she said.
Another time I walked in and paid the cover and before I could get change, the mousey dancer gave me the "handshake" and held on while the doorguy and rent-a-cop acted like they didn't see it. If it wasn't for the fact that it was right out of the shoot and I told her I wasn't interested, I could have easily negotiated for something on the spot.
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12 years ago
As cycles go, it is inevitable that we'll return to the days of the full bush (and wide lapels and platform shoes). I don't know what I'll do. She might lay back and give you a full beaver shot and it still might be hard to see anything through the underbrush. [Cue Shaft theme]
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12 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
BG, that should have been submitted as an article. If anything would qualify, that should have. And you'd get the benefit of the longer extension on your expiration.
As to the content, I'd have to say that I have seen the opposite: less service for more money. Seems like the clubs are turning the screws tighter on the girls and the girls are getting less willing to make some extra money. I don't know about an economic explanation, I'm just calling it like I see it. At least you are getting your dipstick wet, so I guess congratulations are in order. Hope your streak continues.
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12 years ago
Tip o' the hat, gmd. Ermita, back at cha.
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12 years ago
No, there are some small women that are definitely mature. You just get off on the fact that they are smaller versions of hot women. And a strip club is a good place for that because the guy lays back and the girl can be dominant (maybe THAT's where the kink comes for you), and more than anything the size disparity between the larger man and the smaller woman doesn't matter so much. If I was on top in missionary on such a petite thing, I'd always worry about smashing or overwhelming her. So, spinner on top for cowgirl is just the right play. Also, because you have had numerous pleasurable experiences like that, you also have developed a favorable association with it, so just the sight and anticipation of a VIP with a spinner might get you half-way there already.
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12 years ago
Free and willing.
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12 years ago
Oh, and I thought that my profile picture was unique. Seems like it has been cropping up in various places now. WTF? Too much potential for mischief by pissed-off dancers, boyfriends, dealers, low-lifes, etc.
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12 years ago
Since I don't know what Facebook is up to, and they are usually doing something underhanded 24/7, I don't think that it is worth the risk. I have had a dancer tell me to look her up on FB, and she was certainly there, but there was no way in hell I was going to send her a friend request. For all I know, there is a way for her to see if I have been looking at her page. I have had to scrub my page of anyone I can't easily explain, and I still catch grief for it. Wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole.
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12 years ago
"It'll just be me and you and a condom."