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13 years ago
Steve, I usually am all over your choices for cheerleaders, but this one not so much. I know that mug shots are not very flattering (paging Nick Nolte), but hers just didn't do it for me. A lot of these blonde hotties that screw the teen boys I'd do in a second. But there's something about this one that doesn't turn my crank. Oh, and innocent until proven guilty, yada-yada.
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13 years ago
Troll: "I know you are but what am I?"
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13 years ago
But I don't know where iniquitous and his girl are going to be.
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13 years ago
I think he has been getting freebies from Rosie.
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13 years ago
My turn. My wife has quietly lost about 30 pounds and has been sneaking away to run 5 miles a night or bike 25. While I was watching the big game on my brand new flat screen TV that covers the whole damn wall, she slipped into a hot white teddy and poured me a cold beer. She brought it to me and dropped to her knees and said that she needed to take my mind off the game. She unzipped me and gave me a 20-minute no-holds-barred enthusiastic blowjob. When I warned her that I was going to cum, she stopped and looked me in the eyes and said "I want you to come down my throat so I can swallow it all".
I think I just beat all of your asses.
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13 years ago
Nobody liked Alexis. I thought she had some great eyes and an intriguing smile, and what appear to be decent fake boobs. Other girls had obvious bolt-ons. I would have taken Bridget--long, long legs and great face. But I would have been happy with Alexis.
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13 years ago
I second Tony, and wonder why he didn't grab the TEC-9 when she left the door open? These numbnuts assume that a customer won't report anything when they go in and rob somebody. I'm glad this guy did. Dancers ought to know that this is the kind of crap that causes guys to be very wary about setting up OTC. Girls, if you want that extra stream of income, you should do everything you can to allay any fears of the guy that this type of scene could happen. (Ha, I'm sure that the three girls out there that read this site agree, while the pink site girls all laugh that this dumb MF deserved to get visited by shotgun and taser dudes.)
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13 years ago
I still don't understand this exclusivity thing with dancers. It is probably less like "going steady" with someone, and more like you have been marked as her property and she expects everybody--other dancers and you--to follow accordingly. I think that you could turn the tables and let her know that you acted responsibly and honorably, and that if she didn't like it you could easily find another companion for Hawaii next time. If she's cool with it OTOH, then she's still on the possible guest list. These girls think that they can take the money *and* move the pawns around the board. Nope.
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13 years ago
Call e old-fashioned, but I do like the random garter belt. I'd bust a nut if a hot girl kept on some thigh-high lace stockings. Black or red on a white girl, or red or white on a black girl. I understand that the choice or wear for dancers is often what is the quickest thing to get off and on, and putting stockings on and then taking them off repeatedly would be a non-starter for most dancers. Too much effort for too little reward. I even like a little choker, maybe black leather, maybe satin or silk. I have had dancers with full-body fishnets with *large* holes. They didn't have to take them off at all and they looked hot the whole time.
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13 years ago
@EM, that does raise another question. When a dancer asks if you are from around here or from out of town, do you think they might be trying to figure out if you will be on the slower track or if you will being dropping more cash at once if you are on a business trip?
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13 years ago
I'll pass. Just can't get past the little girl thing. If she is of age, still couldn't do it. Feel like it is a Jon Benet Ramsey deal.
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13 years ago
"customers leave the club frustrated, lusty and liquored-up"
That's right. I suppose I could stay home and drink and that would take care of the problem completely. Thanks for the advice.
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13 years ago
Who hacked gatorfan's account?
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13 years ago
The blonde is completely do-able. Is she 6'8" or is the cop leading her away a midget? I liked the new AA stripper who was "shocked" to hear about it. Looks like the cops will be watching the club closely for some time.
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13 years ago
I stuck with Mercedes throughout. Wasn't big on the huge tats, but she looked like more fun.
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13 years ago
I also think it is a generational thing. I used to think that a dancer with a tongue stud was advertising that she was an exceptional fellator. With no experience, sadly, by which to judge it one way or the other, I doubt if the existence of a tongue stud means she is or isn't. On the other hand, if you happen to notice the hot buttoned-down MILF at the office has a small tattoo on her ankle, or a tramp stamp peeks out from under her blouse when she reaches for the top shelf, does that bump up her stock dramatically? I don't know, but it is worth it to ponder.
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13 years ago
Sorry to hear about the attitude problem. Setting that aside (but noting that it probably was the truth), I'd give her looks an 8. I don't think her face is ugly, and whooo-eeee, I've seen some that have been.
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13 years ago
Normally I really like the sistas, but this one is a little disappointing. It could be her Anglicized facial features. I am not a fan of the over-sized ass, either, so a deduction there. 6.5.
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13 years ago
Better than average dance skills, but the body and face really don't do anything for me. I have seen a few of these mousey-looking girls do a great stage show, but most of the time it is ho-hum. Overall: 5.5.
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13 years ago
I give her a 7.5, but that is based on a suspicion that she is well aware of her looks and that has skewed her personality.
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13 years ago
Solid 7.5, a little skinny. If she had a great personality and good dancing moves--easily push up to a 9.
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13 years ago
The Viagra legislation is just to make a point, and it is a good one. It is a shot across the bow for all of the sanctimonious male legislators who think we need to continue tightening the vise on women's reproductive issues. Attendance at Catholic churches in Europe is way down, and it appears that American bishops are determined to double down and achieve the same results. I suppose they can always fall back on the church's property holdings if contributions plummet, but those assets might be needed to pay off child abuse settlements.
Between lunatics with guns who kill abortion providers and layer upon layer of regulation, the right to an abortion in this country has been nearly extinguished. Now it seems we are moving into limits on contraception. Next are chastity belts and burning at the stake of fornicators and adulterers.
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13 years ago
Just put the Crue' "Girls, Girls, Girls" on an endless loop and no need to hire a DJ, right?