One night when driving to my local strip club, the route I usually drove took me past a "Babies R Us" store. Knowing what was on my mind, I quickly misread the sign as "Boobies R Us" and thought that would make a good strip club name. I've also thought about a strip club right across the street from Disneyland that could be called "Boobieland" and have as its mascot: "Topless Tinkerbell."
I don't quite get the "109 Degrees" joke. That's 14.4 degrees above human body temperature; or, 342 degrees below the combustion temperature of book-paper, right? (Presuming you're using Fahrenheit, not Celsius or Kelvin, of course.) Or maybe it's 103 extra degrees of separation? Or, you have dancers who are 10s and 9s, but they have no college degrees? Uh ... anyway, I like the funny names people have suggested. Happy Ending five times in a row is more than my body can take! My favorite suggestion is:
Single's
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My Apartment
The Library
Fillin' Station
Rail Yard
Polecat's
Glitter's Ball
Pocket Jockey
Stick Shift
NAStyCar
Landing Strip
Painter's Helpers
ATM's
ATF's
Cool Breeze
Mad Men
Vi & Gra's
Ci-All-I's
Swell Reaction
New Direction
Study Hall
Lube Job
Small Engine Repair
It seems like every club name out there is the same tired, recylced name used in dozens of states.
This one always seems to block any other names from entering my head (probably because I listen to too much Dead), plus it has a nice feel for down here in sunny Florida.
I'd name it "Elysium" and/or another place called "Valhalla". Make it pretty classy too...light blue & green interior lighting for a calming effect...make the place feel kind of like a heavenly place.
Inspire the dancers and customers to be good and conservative, huh? That's what I think of when I think of strip clubs.
I think a black & red Inferno would be better. Come endure every sin! Beautiful loose women, endless alcohol, lavish buffets, cash prizes, staff mastered in the art of compliment, all cleverly designed to lure your trade of money for that sweet taboo of sin.
In high school geometry I could never remember the difference between acute and obtuse. Just like in world history I could never remember if it was the Incas that had gold ingots, or the Ingots that had gold incas.
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Or how about See Wh"Y"
Me too. Like "109 Degrees" or something like that...
Single's
I also like:
My Apartment
The Library
Fillin' Station
Rail Yard
Polecat's
Glitter's Ball
Pocket Jockey
Stick Shift
NAStyCar
Landing Strip
Painter's Helpers
ATM's
ATF's
Cool Breeze
Mad Men
Vi & Gra's
Ci-All-I's
Swell Reaction
New Direction
Study Hall
Lube Job
Small Engine Repair
oh, etc. etc.
Jizz's
Divorce Court
Handies
BFF (Best Fuck Forever)
It seems like every club name out there is the same tired, recylced name used in dozens of states.
This one always seems to block any other names from entering my head (probably because I listen to too much Dead), plus it has a nice feel for down here in sunny Florida.
Maybe open up another place called "Purgatory"
I think a black & red Inferno would be better. Come endure every sin! Beautiful loose women, endless alcohol, lavish buffets, cash prizes, staff mastered in the art of compliment, all cleverly designed to lure your trade of money for that sweet taboo of sin.