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13 years ago
What does your favorite club smell like?I have taken a crew of my boys to a club after a day of work. We smelled of diesel, drilling mud, walnuts, grease, and sulphur.
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13 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
SC Financial Advice Needed from the MastersSpend your money as you make it. Just make sure you have a supply of dog food set aside for nourishment in your golden years. The stuff is cheap as chips when you buy by the gross at warehouse stores. It never goes bad. There is an infinity of taste choices available.
Just this week I opened a case of chicken liver in gravy that I bought back in the 70s. Go for the canned stuff. That dry kibbles and bits dreck turns into petrified stone after 30 years.
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13 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Do You Prefer to be Approached or Be the One Who Approaches ?I am aggressive in pursuing my chosen dancers during my club visits. I strongly disagree with those that say by pursuing dancers you are putting yourself in a position of pathetic neediness in the dancers' eyes.
During my long career of doing deals in the oil patch I quickly learned that only the big aggressive sharks get the choice prey. I never cared to dine on the bloody chum that the big boys left behind as they moved through my world.
One caveat - some dancers may find this approach intimidating or creepy. Upping the ante with more $$$$ almost always wins over these girls.
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13 years ago
What did you think about *after* your first strip club visit?By pure chance my first SC visit was to a heavy extras club (Honey's in Everett, Wa). I was an innocent, naive 61 year old. Three hours later I was hundreds of dollars poorer, no longer innocent, and certainly not naive for my next SC visit.
When I got back to my condo in Vancouver, I immersed myself in all matters about SCs on the internet and quickly found tuscl.
Look at the elderly horndog monster that I have become!
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13 years ago
Worst Stripper NameJustin Cyder
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13 years ago
are we more addicted to our cell phones then the girls in the strip clubs?Uhh......?? NO !!
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13 years ago
Sex In Your Car@looneylarry:
Love your new avatar of Yvonne Ruperti.
Very jealous of your story - no such event ever in my life.
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13 years ago
Remember those news stories about strippers making big money at the ND oil boom I had a brief business trip to North Dakota/Montana last autumn. Dropped into this joint for one drink and found it deader than a mortuary - didn't even bother writing a review.
This incoherent review has credibility with me.
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13 years ago
Great pic on TheChiveMust be sam.
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13 years ago
How long have you not gone to a SC?How about 61 years - from my birth to first SC visit? I am trying to make up for lost time.
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13 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Dancer's Expected Income: Unrealistic ExpectationsYou really must cut these ladies a bit more slack. Remember that they will never have 40-45 year careers as dancers. I think that they are entitled to higher income expectations than you will allow. How many dancers have even a 15 year career in SCs?
In my industry, young guys with strong backs can earn $800-$1000/day but if they don't acquire skills and advance they are wrecked in 10-15 years and back pounding nails or flipping burgers for low wages. There are NO 60-year old roughnecks in my industry. When I fill a temporary vacancy on a rig I am wasted and gasping after a couple of hours.
It is perfectly fair for dancers to have these high expectations. As my old farmer neighbours are never tired of saying:
"Ya gotta make hay when the sun shines."
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13 years ago
Good time European cities?I haven't traveled in Europe as widely as londonguy and bluemonday but I can give a big shout for Prague and a tiny shout for Milan (tiny because I spent a fortune there). I had a lousy time in Barcelona.
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13 years ago
Have you ever called a stripper's bluff?I don't see any edge for the customer to call her out on SS. Go with the flow, nodding sympathetically or laughing or grinning when appropriate. Playing along is a much better idea than calling her a liar if you have horndog intentions towards her.
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13 years ago
Your Thoughts and PrayersSo juice, if she was there for you during tough times it is now time for you to be there for her. Keep the faith, be strong, and hope.
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13 years ago
Using non strip club services from strippers.I am still looking for Dick Johnson's stripper/investment counselor. Anybody ever meet her?
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13 years ago
Putting TUSCL Knowledge To UseJeez, snake, I wouldn't think that guys like you have to pay for the old in-and-out. It is a given that old guys like me have to pay but a fit submariner in his dress whites? For what it is worth, in my part of the world $125 is nowhere near enough dough for an hour of sex in a hotel; try $250-$300. If you get the full meal deal for $125, strike like a snake!
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13 years ago
OT: club equipmentYou crack me up, georg. Where the hell did you find that commercial for Canada's Terra boots? It is a little spicy for TV out here in the West.
But, yeah sure, I've owned many pairs of Terra's boots over the years just heavier waterproof versions of those that the sweetie is wearing. Terra also makes good warm stuff for the far north.
No boots for me at the moment, most of my time is now being spent in the office in Calgary.
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13 years ago
"You're Wasting Too Much Money in the Club"Never heard this kind concern expressed to me from any dancer. On one of my marathon days at No 5 Orange in Vancouver a dancer came up to me and said:
"You've been here a long time and spent lots of money. Wanna spend some on me before we close?".
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13 years ago
"loan" to stripperFor all the money I have pissed away in clubs or on OTC not a sou has been in the form of a loan.
The first dancer I ever brought to Rancho farmerart pressed me for a car loan during that weekend. I refused but I told her to take the money I was paying for her services for the weekend and to invest it in an oil company that I owned shares in. It would have been a profitable investment for her but I would bet my testicles that the girl did not follow my advice.
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13 years ago
Need adviceListen to Stiletto25.
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13 years ago
Uptight townsGotta say that you are blowin' wind out of a certain orifice with this one, looneylarry.
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13 years ago
HUGE tits saves a womans life.I'm with you boys. An object of pity not desirability.
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13 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Addicted to TUSCLWhat georgmicrodong said.
I like being able to talk about my adventures in this hobby, probably I talk too much. Can't help it. I like to learn from the more experienced guys on tuscl. The entertainment and reviews compensate for the dreck on this site.
By nature I am garrulous and gregarious, but common sense demands that I do not babble on about SCs in my work life.
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13 years ago
Cuddling: Love it or Hate it?I'm O.K. with cuddling after the deed for a few minutes as long as I can continue to grope the sticky bits, but I don't want the cuddling to drag on and on (prepping the next encounter as shadowcat says) since usually I will never be seeing the girl again.
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13 years ago
Prepay Private DancesApart from two clubs all SCs that I have visited in Alberta require pre-payment for private dances. $30 for 5 min is the universal charge for what are generally non-contact air dances. Hefty tipping in the private rooms can occasionally result in dividends for a horndog but it is a very rare happenstance.
Come to my world and enjoy!