are we more addicted to our cell phones then the girls in the strip clubs?

14 comments

• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Guilty. I usually come for my current ATF. Unless there is an exceptionally hot dancer on stage I can get bored. So I'm on the phone til she hits the floor. Usually TUSCL. I know. Me bad.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Guilty part 2 ! I'm on tuscl all the time in the club ! Lol ! It helps keep all the girls I don't like or want "play" long gone and yes asap as my atf or a hot lady hits the stage its fuckin game time son !
• Ermita_Nights

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  12 years ago

  Are you kidding?? If something comes out of my pants at the club, it's not my phone.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  LOL. very good! One problem is there are too many women right now that SHOULD NOT be dancing. Too many chunky, ordinary looking dancers. Stage dancing rarely keeps me entertained anymore. So while I'm waiting for VIP time, it's FB or TUSCL or texting my ATF asking where are u?
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  This conversation, subject to the limits of my aging memory, happened a couple of years ago, shortly after I got my first iPhone. A very cute dancer approached me, and sat down. Her: How come you're paying more attention to your phone that you are to all the naked women walking around? Me: Well, until you showed up, my phone was more interesting. Now... (putting my phone away) Her: Wow, that's a really good line. A *little* cheesy, but pretty good. Me: Maybe cheesy, but did it work? Her: Oh yeah, it worked, alright. Stripper shit? Hell yeah, but she *was* just about the cutest girl in the place, and the evening turned out about as good as I could have expected.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  I've never tried fucking my cell phone
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  Now I have a reason to get a smart phone. To surf the internet in strip clubs. I think I might pass on that and hope I don't end up in clubs that boring. I brought my ipad to surf the net in one club and was so bored otherwise in the club, I could have stayed home and gotten more entertainment on a bigger screen.
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  Yeah, I go to strip clubs to prove I can text on a tiny screen while ignoring hot girls removing their clothes in front of me.
• Ghosty

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  12 years ago

  I ignore hot girls so I can text other hot girls, "WTF? I thought you said you were working this shift!"
• uscue13

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  12 years ago

  Joke all you guys want, but I've found the cell phone to be the perfect wingman when dealing with a clinger. I've had more than a few "phone calls" I've had to take or I tell them I just texted my ATF in the locker room and she's on her way out. Works
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  Uhh......?? NO !!
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Not me. Although I have one, it is for emergency use only. It stays in my car and is only turned on if I am expecting a call or am out of town. It really pisses me off seeing some of the dumb things drivers do while using them.
• wwpmi

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  12 years ago

  I leave the phone in the car mostly because I can not afford to loose it. I have seen both dancers and mongers in state of panick as they realize they have miss place their phone. I imagine a dud in the back of the club selling stolen (misplaced) smart phones.
• Punster

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  12 years ago

  I lost mine in a club once - went back and they had kept it for me. Since then, I never take it in with me unless I'm on-call or expecting one. But naked girls are WAY more interesting and even with my phne I play with the girls almost exclusively, although I like the phone call ploy to get rid of the ugly duckling or fake boob monstrosity so you can get back to the "good" girls. (when they are good, they are REALLY goo, when they are bad, they're better - Mae West)