Fht451

@OhioVoyeur I applaud your passionate defense of your friend. I joined this board in February to ask a question to which many kind people offered their advice. I was intending to share the embarrassing results of that situation and have not written any reviews which would have identified my city. Yesterday I included a reference to Alucard in what I meant as a humorous post. Based on his three responses to that posting it is clear that he was offended. There can be no excuse for my reaction which I posted above. For that I wish to apologize to the board. I wish to personally apologize to Alucard for offending him and I will now leave the board with regrets.

Hey Alucard, Seniority? ROTFLMFAO! That’s a good one but I’m not interested in some kind of newb jump in. Sorry that you got upset with my joke about that thread. It didn’t seem to upset any of the others. Only you. I wonder why that is. Now that you’ve chosen me as your newest BFF I need to tell you something. You should turn off the computer and go outside for some fresh air and sunshine. It’s great. Go down to the park and ask the other grumpy old men if they’ll let you hang out with them. Who knows, today may be the day they finally say yes. Did you know that when you spell your name backwards it spells Dracula? Like the vampire. But he only comes out at night. We should meet here every day, same bat time, same bat channel. Get it? Like in Batman. He isn’t really a bat like Dracula but he does like to dress up. Do you think Batman likes girls? Do youuu like girls? Someone is calling on the other line. It’s LIFE. Sorry but I have to take this call. Your pal, Spanky

Will our dashing young Jack and his shiny BMW come to the rescue of this poor damsel in distress? Will the repair shop owner get the pot of gold between her legs? Could the repair shop owner in reality be kindly ole farmerart? Will our heroine’s cherished Yugo ever run again? Is porno responsible for the disastrous state of the domestic auto industry in America today? Will Aucard type morning, noon and night in REALLY BIG LETTERS to defend his, oops our heroine’s honor? Stay tuned for another exciting episode of Lays of Our Lives where every dancer is a prostitute and three legged pit bulls always have happy endings.