What does your favorite club smell like?

16 comments

• MADDOG_ROMEO

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  12 years ago

  Cheap Perfume and the Finest Weed....
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  The only times I notice any smells in when they bring out the buffet lunch or some idiot is smoking weed.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  My favorite clubs are no smoking, no alcohol. And none of my regular clubs serve food. And I don't especially like dives - so no stale beer, urine or dried cum. Thankfully, the smells are pretty neutral.
• HB13

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  12 years ago

  Faint perfume. Noticing that alot of clubs now are putting ice in the urinals to keep the smell down.
• DandyDan

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  12 years ago

  My favorite club used to smell like cigarettes, but then they got a statewide no-smoking law. Then they were temporarily closed while a flood came towards town, though it never actually hit town, so now it mostly just smells like perfume and sweat.
• Ermita_Nights

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  12 years ago

  Beer and sex, with hints of stale cigarette and folding money. I love that smell, now that you mention it. When I walk in the door it reminds me of the adventures to come.
• bluemonday

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  12 years ago

  ... it smells like 'napalm in the morning' ... it smells of 'VICTORY' !!!
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  something between a port-o-let and a chicken coop
• mmdv26

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  12 years ago

  @HB13 I've noticed that ice in the urinal thing a few clubs lately. It never occurred to me that chilled piss would smell better than hot piss.
• HB13

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  12 years ago

  @mmdv26. Talking with the bathroom trolls makes them spread their knowledge (sucks for them if they're in there for hours so they dump ice in there).
• lopaw

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  12 years ago

  lol "desperation" I luv it.
• DandyDan

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  12 years ago

  I have NEVER noticed ice in the urinal anywhere, strip club or otherwise. Sounds like a bizarre concept.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  Fresh cum emanating from the VIP area :)
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  I have taken a crew of my boys to a club after a day of work. We smelled of diesel, drilling mud, walnuts, grease, and sulphur.
• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  Never really noticed, but I would imagine smoke, or nothing out of the ordinary.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  I like the smell on my finger.