What does your favorite club smell like?

Cheap Perfume and the Finest Weed....

The only times I notice any smells in when they bring out the buffet lunch or some idiot is smoking weed.

My favorite clubs are no smoking, no alcohol. And none of my regular clubs serve food. And I don't especially like dives - so no stale beer, urine or dried cum. Thankfully, the smells are pretty neutral.

Faint perfume.

Noticing that alot of clubs now are putting ice in the urinals to keep the smell down.

My favorite club used to smell like cigarettes, but then they got a statewide no-smoking law. Then they were temporarily closed while a flood came towards town, though it never actually hit town, so now it mostly just smells like perfume and sweat.

Beer and sex, with hints of stale cigarette and folding money. I love that smell, now that you mention it. When I walk in the door it reminds me of the adventures to come.

... it smells like 'napalm in the morning' ... it smells of 'VICTORY' !!!

something between a port-o-let and a chicken coop

@HB13 I've noticed that ice in the urinal thing a few clubs lately. It never occurred to me that chilled piss would smell better than hot piss.

@mmdv26. Talking with the bathroom trolls makes them spread their knowledge (sucks for them if they're in there for hours so they dump ice in there).

lol "desperation" I luv it.

I have NEVER noticed ice in the urinal anywhere, strip club or otherwise. Sounds like a bizarre concept.

Fresh cum emanating from the VIP area :)

I have taken a crew of my boys to a club after a day of work. We smelled of diesel, drilling mud, walnuts, grease, and sulphur.

Never really noticed, but I would imagine smoke, or nothing out of the ordinary.

I like the smell on my finger.