Last night 5 other guys from base and I go drinking downtown to celebrate one guy's engagement (let's call him XXXX). I wouldn't quite call it a full fledged bachelor party. So we're downtown drinking and last call is fast approaching. XXXX says "let's go to Gold Club" (the local strip club). I have no objection and we go in and start enjoying ourselves.
One of our friends goes up to the DJ and asks what it will take for XXXX to go onstage for his bachelor party humiliation. I'm astonished when he relays to us that it would be $150 for 3 songs with each of the girls there giving him about 30 seconds of lap dance.
Recalling all the little tidbits I hear on this fine site, I say "that's ridiculous, we could get a stripper to come back to his room for less than that"
The two guys I was talking to immediately tell me that's stupid and we will get in trouble if we even ask, or that it will run into the hundreds of dollars.
Having been on TUSCL long enough, I know how stupid that is. About an hour later I find this cute stripper named Clementine and ask if she ever does private shows outside of the work, and she says "oh of course I do. You mean like birthdays and stuff?" I tell her what the situation is and she eventually tells us she would accept $125 to come back to the base hotel with us and give XXXX a private session for an hour. I tell her to wait there and I run the idea by my friends as a present to XXXX, but they all say no.
Later that night I tell XXXX the story and his reaction is "what!? she would have done that? I wish I had known. I would have paid for it myself"
Again using some TUSCL knowledge I tell him that if she's willing to come back to his hotel room and be alone with him for an hour she'll probably be willing to do some more stuff too.
He then tells me that even though he's engaged he still wants to bang random chicks really bad, which reminds me of some of the stories I hear on this site. The ones with messy endings
Now I'm actually thinking of going back at some point and hiring out Clementine or maybe one of the other girls for a $125 private lap dance hour in my room. It's only $90 more than a one song LD with no contact.
Think I should do it? If she agrees would you all say the opportunity for extras is pretty much guaranteed?
