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Worst Stripper Name

JacksonEsskay
Virginia
Some suggest that a topic for a "10 things" article could deal with good and bad stripper names. I am not sure I could get enough mileage out of that topic for an article, but it's been a while since there was a discussion thread on stripper names.

My vote would go to the stripper no introduced herself to me as "Cheyenne". "Ah, like the Indian tribe," said I. Blank stare from her. "How do you spell it?" I ventured. With an arched eyebrow suggesting I must be slightly dense se replied, "Shy Ann".

43 comments

  • rh48hr
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    13 years ago
    lol. That is classic!
  • Stiletto25
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    13 years ago
    Rupunzel
  • Electronman
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    13 years ago
    Car names are very popular in strip clubs. Nearly every club has a collection of strippers dancing under auto names such as, Porsche, Mercedes, Lexus, etc. Just a matter of time until one of the bigger boned strippers selects a "truth in advertising" name such as "F150 Pickup."
  • vincemichaels
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    13 years ago
    If she calls herself, F350, farmerart will fly her to Calgary. :)
  • motorhead
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    13 years ago
    Not much real originality out there.

    Every club these days has a dancer that uses that name that is 'heaven" spelled backwards
  • georgmicrodong
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    13 years ago
    "Every club these days has a dancer that uses that name that is 'heaven" spelled backwards"

    And then pronounces it wrong: Neh <i>vee</i> yuh
  • Ermita_Nights
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    13 years ago
    The strippers around here (Detroit) all seem to have such boring, predictable names that none stand out either good or bad. I sometimes ask them if I can use a different name, like that of a girl I knew in high school who looks like them, so I can remember it.
  • shadowcat
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    13 years ago
    There is one at my favorite club that uses "Shadow".
  • Alucard
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    13 years ago
    Cialis is about as bad as I've heard. LOL
  • Ghosty
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    13 years ago
    "My name is Roxy. Like Roxy Music."

    Me: Cool. You like that group? Very retro of you.

    Her: It's a group? I thought it was a type of music. I wasn't really sure what type, though...

    Me: Yeah...it was a group, not a type of music. You know, Bryan Ferry...Love is the Drug...More Than This...

    Her: [Blank stare.]

    Me: You should google it. You might like it.

    Her: I'll do that! ...so...you wanna dance...?
  • shadowcat
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    13 years ago
    And then there are the ones that get a tatoo to match. I have seen Music, Twilight & Russia Lady to name a few.
  • Clubber
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    13 years ago
    One that I just saw recently, Jane. At least have some imagination in your lies. Of course, that could have been her real name.
  • Hugh_G_Rection
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    13 years ago
    Speaking of Detroit, on another site some guys who look for strip club extras were all stirred up by a dancer at a low-end high mileage club who dubbed herself "LEO", which happened to be their code name for the local vice squad (as in LE, Five-Oh).

    And I actually new a girl at the Market Street Cinema long ago who called herself Chastity....







  • wwpmi
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    13 years ago
    opps sorry i hit the wrong key.
    Another Detroit fav.
    Julie
  • Alucard
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    13 years ago
    "Of course, that could have been her real name"

    I VERY prefer the use of a REAL name. It "personalizes" the interlude a bit more.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    13 years ago
    I've heard some pretty bad names in my 20 years of club-going. I can't state a specific worst name, though. Generally, I prefer stage names that are genuine girls' names. I don't like stage names that are words, such as: sexy, baby, babydoll, desire, precious, allure, ecstasy, fantasy, luscious, etc. Stereotypical stripper names, such as Belle and Starr, are marginally acceptable. However, I just met a dancer who might fit the the category my worst name discovered to date: "Buttercup."
  • shadowcat
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    13 years ago
    Club_Goer - I know a "Butterfly" but i call her by her real name "Jill".
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    13 years ago
    @ Shadow: That's another name I've met before, "Butterfly." But, I wasn't tempted to catch her in a net.
  • JacksonEsskay
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    13 years ago
    This probably does not count since it was not a "real" stage name, but I once was a regular customer of a dancer who went by the name of "Ashtray." OK . . . her stage name as actually "Astrid" but the DJ seemed to have a problem pronouncing it so it always sounded like Ashtray.
  • bang69
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    13 years ago
    Bubbles
  • shadowcat
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    13 years ago
    "Petite" and she was not.:)
  • DandyDan
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    13 years ago
    Hugh-
    I just met a dancer tonight who goes by Chastity. That seems like the wrong name to have for a dancer. One of my favorites, who's back to dancing again, has Chastity as her real name, but she was smart to call herself Sugar.
  • DandyDan
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    13 years ago
    Club-Goer,
    Buttercup is the name of the princess in "The Princess Bride", a film which is regarded as a cult classic, probably because Andre the Giant was in it. I've known a couple Buttercups, and neither were bad.
  • farmerart
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    13 years ago
    Justin Cyder
  • MADDOG_ROMEO
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    13 years ago
    If a Bertha introduced herself, I'd run the other way....
  • gatorfan
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    13 years ago
    Farty
  • TABB
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    13 years ago
    There's a girl at my favorite club called D. She's a sweet girl and much smarter then the others that work there. My ATF went from using a full name to just four letters of her name. I hate when they use stage names that are my sisters or niece name.
  • JuiceBox69
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    13 years ago
    The worst......hmmmmmm......lol....their is this one girl back home that calls her self butter ! Lol ! She is a total ROB !

    Shadow your such a pimp ! The day I see juice or juicy on stage I'm going to damn near kill myself to get to her ! Lol !
  • shadowcat
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    13 years ago
    juice - VM took her to the back room once and had no complaints. Just don't expect the same from me.:)
  • Clubber
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    13 years ago
    sc,

    Be careful, be very careful! vm is a "back room" whore! He even tried to get me back there, once upon a time. :)
  • motorhead
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    13 years ago

    Quote from the Princess Bride

    Grandson: "Grandpa, you read that part wrong. Buttercup doesn't marry Humperdink, she marries Westley. I'm just sure of it. After all that Westley's done for her, if she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair."
    Grandpa: "Who ever said life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn't always fair."

    There is some subtle irony there in the stripper/customer/loser boyfriend dynamic. But I doubt if that's why she chose the name "Buttercup"

    Lol
  • magicrat
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    13 years ago
    I know one that goes by Hazel, which seems odd to me.
  • grand1511
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    13 years ago
    Long -time dancer at a local club goes by Alabama. Now I could see Georgia or Virginia, but not Alabama.
  • JacksonEsskay
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    13 years ago
    State names may be a reference to where the dancer is from (I know of more than one Jersey) . . . and it would be easy for her to remember. On occasion I've had a dancer actually forget her own name (usually because she is new to the club and danced elsewhere under a different name).
  • JerseyJack
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    13 years ago
    Edna. Brazilian chick who doesn't speak a lot of English. Could be her real name for all I know. Would love to know the thought process that went into picking that one!
  • motorhead
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    13 years ago
    turning this around to customers, a dancer at the Mons Venus, where they get a lot of tourists, says she danced with a lot of Asian guys who barely spoke any English and when she would ask them their name, they almost universally replied "John"

    Gee, odd they all had the same name
  • DandyDan
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    13 years ago
    grand-
    I've seen my fair share of Dakotas, except that I doubt any of them lived in North or South Dakota. I've known a Kansas, which seems weird.
  • motorhead
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    13 years ago
    Did you know that the original name of "Indiana Jones" was "Indiana Smith" but Speilberg didn't like Smith so he suggested to Lucas the change.

    but I dont know any strippers named Indiana.
  • jabthehut
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    13 years ago
    Peggy Bundy's mother called herself Buttercup during her stint as a phone sex operator. She was never seen on the show but was alway portrayed as morbidly obese and bed bound on "Marrried with Children."
  • shadowcat
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    13 years ago
    Bar none. This has got to be the worst name ever. Go here for news report and video.

    http://www.ballerstatus.com/2012/02/20/m…
  • magicrat
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    13 years ago
    Another old timey name..Nora.
  • JacksonEsskay
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    13 years ago
    Tip Drill --- did she choose the name from the song by Nelly? Or, based on her photo and the explanation of what a "tip drill" is, maybe the other way round?
  • goodsouthernboy
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    11 years ago
    What about "Coffee" "because I grind so find..."
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