Thank you for all your responses.
I learnt my lesson in Soho in my late teens, 30 years ago, so won't be in a hurry back there anytime soon. But "Londonguy" if I do make it back to London, I'd be intrigued to hear more about your "events".
I was in Prague for my 40th and that's about the best fun I've found in Europe. Amsterdam and Barcelona were great for 'legovers', but no good for strip clubs. In Lanzarote, all I found were brothels, so "bluemonday", I'm interested to hear more about Benidorm and Tenerife, do they have strip clubs as well?
I suppose what I'm looking for is somewhere with American style strip clubs, and then somewhere to get my rocks off, legally.
Do anyone know much about Madrid?
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