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10 years ago
Twice in my life I have been declined FS after the girl saw the stout nature of Mr. Wood; once in a massage parlour and once in a strip club.
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10 years ago
I have eaten crappy, sketchy food all over the world, with uncountable bouts of Montezuma's revenge following this helter skelter dining. Even now I occasionally eat some revolting meals in lousy small town cafes. The unavoidable fact is.....a person's body requires fuel in the form of calories whether those calories come from crap meals or from elegant meals.
I'll pass on any buffet these days, thank you very much.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I wonder how the pink girls would respond to a big-spending stranger making an appearance in the club.
Would the girls willingly dump the regular to take advantage of the big-spending stranger's bottomless wallet?
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10 years ago
Dinner ALWAYS precedes the dessert.
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10 years ago
If I were an American with a vote in the 2016 presidential election with Hilary as the Democratic candidate for president I would hold my nose and vote for her.
Not one of the putative Republican candidates is worthy of my vote. My big beef with Hilary is not her sex - it is her age. She will be 69 in 2016; that is older than I am, for pity's sake. The job of POTUS requires an individual of high energy operating at peak efficiency, not something a near-70-year-old can do. Look back only to the useless Reagan sleepwalking through his presidency, one foot in the mire of dementia for at least the last two years of his time in office.
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11 years ago
Pay close attention to Electronman's advice.
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11 years ago
Sheesh, lopaw......
If I had been caught in flagrante delecto during an earthquake with a compliant dancer my old buddy, Mr. Wood, shrivels to the size of a peanut within a nanosecond of the tremblor.
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11 years ago
49 years old, you say, for your first lap dance?
Bah! That is the age of a mere callow youth.
I was a much more mature 61 when I first partook of the delights of the lap dance.
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11 years ago
Just about any cat that dares enter my yard gets a cheery greeting from my shotgun.
A cat that bit me would have a quick entrance into cat paradise.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Damn right I would tell her about her stink. Being mostly a road warrior my SC time is precious, much too precious to be wasted on a stinky dancer or worrying about the consequences of being the asshole who let the cat out of the bag.
Remember the story of the emperor with no clothes and the little boy who made note of the fact?..........somebody has to tell the truth sooner or later.
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11 years ago
To clarify my grading of myself.
rockstar666's numismatic grading scale runs numerically from 1 to 70 with various grades being called Good, Very Good, Fine, Very Fine, Extremely Fine, and then on into the choice grades called Mint State and Specimen.
It is on that scale that I rank myself a G4, only barely collectible by the most undiscerning collectors.
Throughout my life women have generally agreed with this G4 grade.
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11 years ago
Lopaw - witty and female, an exceedingly rare combination. Also a horndog, something to be admired.
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11 years ago
Reading, gardening, cooking, old vehicle restoration, metal sculpture, trainspotting (new hobby for which Club_Goer is to blame), Canadian military history research, travel, wine and beer drinking, genealogy (just starting to get interested in this).
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11 years ago
By rockstar666's numismatic grading scale of attractiveness, old farmerart would barely be a G4.
Old, bald, fat, glasses, twisted leg, smashed foot, walks with limp, gnarled fingers, assorted scars, impaired hearing.
Thing is.......all the Benjies in my wallet are 10s.
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11 years ago
I knew you wouldn't deprive the poor girl of 'relief', jack.
You are a true humanitarian, completely selfless in all your deeds.
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11 years ago
CHOICE, staxwell, absolutely choice.
Farmer Arthur is honoured to have been given a small role in your opus.
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11 years ago
@Clubber,
As if you read Braille. I surely don't.
Also Braille bumps on all Canadian bills.
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11 years ago
Since I'm on the board at the same time as you, steve, I am happy to oblige you.
In USA clubs, mostly Benjies for me. All your money is the same freakin' colour and very confusing in dimly lit SCs for elderly foreign hillbillies like me. Benjies in one pocket; all the other riff-raff accumulated in change in a different pocket. I hate all those ratty Washingtons that circulate in your country.
In Canadian clubs all money in the same pocket. Our bills (like all real money everywhere else in the world) are different colours so no chance of confusion. Browns (100s) and greens (20s) are what I normally use in Canadian clubs.
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11 years ago
You guys read tuscl reviews sitting on the shitter?.........fucking bizarre!
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11 years ago
I have been doing corporate weenie work for almost 3 months so my hands have probably softened up. I'm soon back to the exploration camp for the helter-skelter spring break up chaos - lots of opportunities for callouses to roughen up and for skin to become diesel begrimed once again.
Also no chance of any SC visit for me.
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11 years ago
Spring?....humbug! Here in Alberta we have been teased with two weeks of above average temperatures. But ol' man winter is kicking us in the ass again. Snowing right now in Calgary, getting heavier later in the day, wind building to 75kph, temp falling to the -20Cs. -30C temps at the exploration camp in NWT (which is where I'll be going again soon).
Sheesh....
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11 years ago
Oh yeah, I'm a real big fan of webcams.
Just as much as I enjoy watching someone eat a juicy, rare ribeye rather than eating my own.
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11 years ago
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
Sheesh!.......you guys want venison? An occasional deer is able to jump the buffalo fence around my yard and has a very short life expectancy when inside my compound. I don't care for the taste of wild venison so any deer carcass gets draped over the fence 'pour encourager les autres'.
I'm with you, shadowcat.....ain't nuthin' better than a honkin' huge beef ribeye. Particularly a ribeye from one of my brother's Wagyu.
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11 years ago
In Alberta clubs with loonies and toonies flying at dancers on stage from any direction, it is relatively common to see those coins on the floor. I leave the coins where they have fallen.
I really hate the loonie/toonie toss in Alberta clubs.
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11 years ago
I'll shoot all the Catholic cats in my yard.