Comments by jacobs.patrick7

Don't think there ever was a problem finding the big.

"So....now I'm confused and asked myself: "Am I not enough?" Answer - NO. A photo may help us get a better understand your circumstance.

She's looking for richer customers and "regulars" is not code word for boyfriend/girlfriend.

Huck must be running out of money. He needs a better PR firm.

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

"So after this discussion, I bring up an OTC date. She says instead of my hotel, let's go to one of the clubs in town together. I said sure, and we are going to try to set it up the next time I'm in town." Sounds like the brush off to me.

She left a voicemail message for the robber?! This story sounds more like an insurance claim fraud.

Agree with rockstar. Deal breaker for me is AIR SUPPLY! Country is fine, as long as, the stripper knows how to dance the part. Most don't!

Sounds to me like the stripper used it as an excuse NOT to leave with you. Otherwise, rockstar is correct, why can't you meet after her shift?

Most of the time the waitress keeps it a secret and charges you for a mixed drink of water.

The only thing she is fishing for is your wallet by resurrecting a dead conversation. 90% of initial conversations are BRUTAL, but a good sales person does not take no for an answer. On the flip, you do sometimes find that 10%.

Sounds to me like your daughter is making a run at the stage herself.

At $19/pair, you should ask for your money back. They have a "world's first orgasm guarantee". Nice review captain. http://www.liquidlapdance.com/pages/world-famous-orgasm-guarantee

Sounds like to much work. We pay them to leave not to stay.

So is a wet wipe between dudes ok? Some things are just better not discussed.

You should "up" your game and see if she bites. Either way, let us know what happened.

Burn phone and try at least once! Then decide. If life was easy, we wouldn't need tuscl.net

First read, I thought sassydiva was a dude.

It's a DC club. They all do it. She must be new.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

10, it was probably her boyfriend/ride trying to get her to leave. Too many stripers out there to worry about any one.

I'll skip the semen soak; wouldn't want to accidentally drink the water.

$500 for BJ; $1000 for FS. They should go to jail for overcharging.

If you have to ask, it's probably not you.

For me, it's either going to a bad club or a regular bar. Coin flip. I'm in DC - enough said.