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8 yrs ago

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CaptDan

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How A Girl "Ends Up" Doing Porn

Oh yeah, that MFC girl who got in trouble when you could see a minor behind her on cam. She's the reason MFC girls can't go outside anymore…

8 yrs ago

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Clubs in New Orleans

8 yrs ago

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CaptDan

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Cloud 9 Show Bar

1110 Sumneytown Pike Harleysville, PA 19438

Definitely nicer than it used to be.

9 yrs ago

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CaptDan

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Becky Lynch, I think. And maybe that one girl in NXT, Bayley. Her face is goofy looking, but her tits look pretty enormous and her body is great.

10 yrs ago

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1138 Easton Rd Horsham, PA 19044

I've been going to this place...

10 yrs ago

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Just Enuff Lounge

149 Boro Line Rd King of Prussia, PA 19406

I went here specifically to see...

11 yrs ago

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My CF just said something strange to me. Anyone care to interpret?

Oh hell NO, @georgemicrodong. She lives in New Jersey, in Trenton. There is no way in fuck I'm going to Trenton to see her. So I don't have…

11 yrs ago

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Do you consider braces to be in the same category as piercings?

Two girls at my regular club have braces. (they both look to be 22-23.) I don't find them any less attractive because of that.

11 yrs ago

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Stripper lines to get you into the VIP rooom

Yeah, that line would make me turn her down. I don't want my sperm near anyone's egg.

11 yrs ago

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Lap dance videos

Looking isn't really very interesting. If she's good at it and you have thin enough pants on, it's gonna feel a hell of a lot like sex. Or…

11 yrs ago

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CaptDan

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My CF just said something strange to me. Anyone care to interpret?

She hasn't ever really asked me for money, though. Well, not directly. She'll passively aggressively hint she needs money (and sometimes gets it from me), but has never…

11 yrs ago

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My CF just said something strange to me. Anyone care to interpret?

As for age difference, yeah. I'm 14 years older than she is. I seriously doubt she wants to date me. I've seen pictures of her exes, and they…

11 yrs ago

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You, My Dear, Are No Porn Star

I had a stripper pull that line on me. She told me the name she used in porn, and sure enough, I googled and found she had done…

11 yrs ago

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My CF just said something strange to me. Anyone care to interpret?

11 yrs ago

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CaptDan

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This just happened to me tonight: Do not talk about ended relationships. I had a girl tell me tonight, during a LD, about her dead heroin addict boyfriend. I…

11 yrs ago

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So, I tried out one of those Liquid Lapdance things...

11 yrs ago

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Have you ever tipped a stripper with anything other than bills?

11 yrs ago

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Well, I found out how to tell a stripper really isn't into you...

11 yrs ago

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CaptDan

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1138 Easton Rd Horsham, PA 19044

This place is just a few...

11 yrs ago

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CaptDan

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Creekside Cabaret

3225 Advance Ln Hatfield, PA 18915

You'd never expect a club to...

11 yrs ago

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What the hell to make of tonight? [long-ish]