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14 years ago
Fellas, if you get worked up about a particular review, pm founder. I don't get too worked up about the shills- info isn't entirely false, just slanted. I have pm'ed founder on phony reviews- eg, telling about downing beers in non-alc. club, or going back to VIP in clubs that don't even have a VIP. He has taken appropriate action in all cases. One time, a poster even cut and pasted same boilerplate review to 2 different clubs in same area, repeating the process 6-8 weeks later. As our reviews are what make this site what it is, so too can our spotting of bogus reviews.
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14 years ago
If you go to Los Angeles area, zbone.com is a good source of club info. I think there's a link from tuscl to it.
As for SCL- it's a big joke, imo. Seems more like a juvenille chat room than a source for useful stripclub info.
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14 years ago
Congrats, and welcome back? Did you get an attack boat or a boomer?
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14 years ago
A very popular COI club dancer (mentioned on zb reader reviews) has butt implants. They're somewhat noticeable looking at them, but the turnoff factor for me was the rock-hard feel of them, much like certain boob jobs. (That didn't stop me from buying repeat LD/VIPs from her).
I've also encountered a dancer who had liposuction done to part of her butt- no complaints there. Dancer told me that if I felt her butt where lippo was done, she could hardly tell I was feeling her there.
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14 years ago
First saw link on zbone DB- good blog. Which club did blogger manage? (Old Century and / or others???)
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14 years ago
OP seems to have OCD about OTC.................
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14 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Nothing is 100% foolproof........ I'll sign off with the joke of the day:
At the conclusion of the physical on a sexy coed, the university doctor informed her that she was in excellent health, and asked her if she had any questions.
Coed: "My boyfriend likes to perform anal sex on me, is it possible to get pregnant from that?"
Doctor: "Certainly- where do you think lawyers come from".
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14 years ago
I'd like to read the police report, including the part where officer explains what "gave rise" to his suspicions.
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14 years ago
OP(10'): Well, for a starting reference point, belonging to the human race for the object of interest................
Really, the attitude of the dancer can add/subtract points regardless of ethnic background. I've mostly been attracted to various Caucasians(white), but I've also turned many down. Asians are near the top of my wish list, I've had one of my best, and also one of my worst experiences with Asians. And so on down the list..............
lopaw, did the Iranian dancer used to dance at Century Nudes, or SR-WLA by chance? If yours is 1 of these, I envy you now.
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14 years ago
I don't think so for several reasons:
1) According to posts, he's in his mid 40's, not 52.
2) Although he lives in IL, he's close to St. Louis, and did some of his clubbing in ESL clubs.
3) chitownlawyer had "Jones" for Tijuana jaunts, I'd be more worried about him being missing in TJ, than turning up in Chicago tabloids. (I'm not one to worry too much)
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14 years ago
At a few clubs, I've seen them pour ice down bachelors shorts, and then have dancer bounce on his lap. Seems like a boner killer to me.
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14 years ago
Its a good business practice, a way to generate $$ outside working shift.
manuela: Thank you for pictures and posts. I've figured out your height/weight in USA measures, could you please translate bra size (85) into USA terms ?
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14 years ago
I'll 2nd CTQ's opinion on Crazy Horse being the value champ. While the overall attractiveness of CH dancers may not be quite as good as SFCF, your $$ will go a lot farther there. Stageside interaction for $ tips a strong point there, if that's your thing. The DV clubs on Broadway are tourist traps- you'll be upcharged if you want something more than a clothed airdance there.
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14 years ago
Yes!!! All of the above!!!! To OP's 3 choices, I'd add French-Vietnamese.
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14 years ago
I've had a couple of dancers tell me that I was their 1st lapdance, but not at the time, only on my return visit to club. I guess I was a little luckier than OP in that one of the newbs 1st requests was for me to take her thong off..........
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14 years ago
I first chose my handle (minnow) because I prefer being a big fish in a little pond. I like keeping it because of the various words that can be derived from it such as "own", "win", "now", etc.
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14 years ago
May I suggest Diamonds Caberet near Dayton, OH. They require membership card, so why not join a special club. Try telling the guy scanning your drivers license into computer prior to issuing you membership card what you're looking for, he's there to help you. Have fun!!
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14 years ago
Just for grins, I looked up my high school in enwikipedia. There's a section at the end of famous grads. I found out that I'd seen a feature show, got a lapdance from a "POM" feature that graduated from my high school.... Two decades after I did!
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14 years ago
In addition to former Vegas Crazy Horse 2, a few Texas clubs, and Cowboys- Lexington KY have the pissing trough. The one at SF Crazy Horse is essentially a janitors closet that passes itself off as a restroom. Can't say I've seen a club that has outhouses as a restroom, or one with a bidet.
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14 years ago
Vet- No, I haven't heard of that- can you provide a link/reference to the story? I guess someone will get around to writing an almanac of "The Unusual Things That Happened In Stripclubs A-Z". Thanks for expanding my vocabulary, and providing me with one more possible reason to wear dark slacks to stripclub.
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14 years ago
I've been meaning to make a donation to Alzheimers Foundation, but I keep forgetting about it...............
Seriously, Lee, after leaving a club, I just jot down all the names I recall from visit ( on newspaper, hotel notepad, or even rental car map) with + or - sign by name,( depending on how good or bad dancer was) and if a lot of dancers, brief description. Usually the name is enough to jog memory when I get around to writing review, or returning for another visit weeks later.
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14 years ago
Read carefully, folks- Victim went to HER hotel room, not his. Not exactly ideal setup for OTC- warrants a caution sign right there. Even if BF in jail or on death row, knowledge of her complicity in ripping off customer (probably not the 1st time her and BF did this scheme) would definitely chill my interest in getting ANY LD's from her.
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14 years ago
A) Top Recent Choices: Tampa, Los Angeles/Ontario CA, Dallas, Phoenix, Indianapolis.
B) Cities I'd Like To Try: Miami/Ft. Lauderdale, Houston, St. Louis, Detroit, maybe Las Vegas.
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14 years ago
I haven't had that happen to me in a stripclub. A similar version has happened to me a few times, namely club employee ( mgr, hostess, etc) cutting in and pulling dancer aside. In one case, "hostess" steered dancer towards a table and got locked down. Club in question was a mega club- I recovered somewhat, but was still rankled by being on the short end of the stick. I put hostess down in my black book as someone who will never get a drink order or tip from me.
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14 years ago
DL- Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that dancer didn't come to work just to pass her illness on to you.