Customer Abuse!
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Anyway the wind blows...
I saw some interesting shit during my visit to Buck Rubs in Reading Pa. This is excerpted from my review.
Precious and Vanilla - Around 11:30, a tall skinny blonde girl (we'll call her Vanilla) walks up to my one cousin and asks if he likes dark meat. Then her friend, a ~260 lb. black girl we called Precious comes up behind him. Vanilla says "How'd you like to see her 10 pound tit?" and before he could answer, Precious flops her huge tit out of her dress and hauls off and smacks him in the face with it! His ear was ringing for an hour! We laughed our asses off... until she came around and did it to the rest of us!
Bachelors Beware - around midnight, they called some poor bachelor up on the stage and had him sit on a barstool in front of the pole. One girl held his hands behind his back, they put a hat with a penis on him (dickhead) and then 3 or 4 girls climbed on him one at a time and bounced on him real hard - not in a fun sort of way. Then they made him take off his belt, and get on all fours. Then, they pulled down the back of his pants and boxers. Unfortunately, his ass was pointed right at us. Then they whipped his ass hard 3 times with his own belt. That must've hurt bad! Then they did it to another dude! Ouch.
Precious and Vanilla - Around 11:30, a tall skinny blonde girl (we'll call her Vanilla) walks up to my one cousin and asks if he likes dark meat. Then her friend, a ~260 lb. black girl we called Precious comes up behind him. Vanilla says "How'd you like to see her 10 pound tit?" and before he could answer, Precious flops her huge tit out of her dress and hauls off and smacks him in the face with it! His ear was ringing for an hour! We laughed our asses off... until she came around and did it to the rest of us!
Bachelors Beware - around midnight, they called some poor bachelor up on the stage and had him sit on a barstool in front of the pole. One girl held his hands behind his back, they put a hat with a penis on him (dickhead) and then 3 or 4 girls climbed on him one at a time and bounced on him real hard - not in a fun sort of way. Then they made him take off his belt, and get on all fours. Then, they pulled down the back of his pants and boxers. Unfortunately, his ass was pointed right at us. Then they whipped his ass hard 3 times with his own belt. That must've hurt bad! Then they did it to another dude! Ouch.
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Try explaining the welts and bruised dick to the fiance...
The bride was in hysterics when her beloved showed up the next morning with this contraption around his waist. Many tears were shed until farmerart and his trusty micro-torch were called to remove the offending item.
The evil friend was never publicly identified.
not quite as rough as some of the incidents above but at times their teasing did get somewhat sadistic.