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14 years ago
+1 on p11 sentiments.
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14 years ago
I'm not that big a fan of pixie cuts, but neither is it an automatic turnoff. I'm just hard pressed to recall fave dancers that had pixie cut, though I recall a couple of cases where I bought repeat dances at 2 different semi-regular clubs from pixie cut dancers. Since you didn't provide any pics, I googled "pixie cut". Based on initial look at 8 different samples, it was a coin toss between "yeah all right" and "eh- I don't think so".
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14 years ago
bo- The general outline of your experience resembles mine in that early visits had the thrill element, yet didn't satisfy me. Satisfaction/mileage incrementally inched up over time.
I thought about starting a thread on "Memories Of My First Erection and How Dancers That Resemble Erection Generator Enhance My Club Experience" until "w" reminded me that we're not a very introspective bunch.
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14 years ago
ss1- Brilliant Idea- as there is no provision for "sticky threads" here, the next best thing is putting in articles section. Looking at your club reviews, you need extra credit like a fish needs a drink of water! You're probably good for another 3- 5 yrs. If jack and shadow don't mind you stealing their thunder, I dare you to try this: Post your article on the "pink site:. Go on, I dare you!
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14 years ago
Lee- It is what it is, so why not use system to your advantage rather than gripe about it. DJ's usually give plenty of hype for 15-30 minutes prior to show, so why not snag desired dancer just prior to show? While they can't solicit dances during show, in most cases, they can dance in private (VIP or otherwise) area during show. Feature songs are long, so you'd be getting good value for $$.
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14 years ago
Thank goodness for links- from zbone.com. I found the later by thumbing through a circa 1990's stripclub directory ( the kind I used to carry around on trips).
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14 years ago
ss1- My thoughts:
1) WTF kind of review is that- belongs on club db- not review section.
2) PM founder about dubious posts. I've done so on prior occasions- he does followup action on reported dubious reviews.
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14 years ago
phpl- Sounds more like a club & wingman problem than a night of the week problem. I doubt that Diamonds or Empororers would have been much better on a weekend night. Plus, at least 2 of 3 clubs you were going with wingmans program, not yours. Letting someone else drive your program not good on any night.
I'm about 50/50 between weekend nights and other times, can have a good time on any shift- sometimes all it takes is one dancer.
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14 years ago
ss1- My 1st time there, used good old fashioned phone to call for directions. Going 275 east side of town, take Rt32 west, left at 1st light(convenience store/gas on right side. Go through next light just past Krogers groc. store. Club will be 1/4 mile on right side.
Having said all that, this isn't a club that I would go out of my way for, but if you must have nude club fix, and aren't particular about contact/mileage, have at it.
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14 years ago
"not much in the way of mileage...... in the major cities on that route".
yank, you just gave me the biggest laugh of the day. The route you are driving must have the sparsest collection of major cities (and stripclubs) of just about any 1500- 2000 mile CONUS segment that you could pick to drive.Rather than do mapquest, why not click the profiles of prominent db contributors, and see how many clubs in MN(outside of MSP area), SD, WY, MT, and WA (outside SEA-TAC area) were reviewed by them? Offhand, the only places I could think of that might be worthwhile are maybe a few WI clubs (Lake Geneva anywhere near your route???) or Deja Vu Spokane that I last visited over 10 yrs ago. If you do find a hidden gem, please submit a review.
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14 years ago
sc- Is driving your new Mustang THAT boring??? Aren't there any good stretches of road to open it up a bit?
My ideas for free pass flying involve flying someplace, getting a rental car, and hitting likely clubs < 2 hr drive away:
Summer: DTW, IND, PVD, STL.
Winter: TPA, FLL, MIA, IAH. MCO a viable alternative (not for stripclubs), if you get bumped from 1st 3 choices. Rental cars plentiful there, generally no dropoff charges.
Anytime: LAX or ONT.
Some secondary choices would be PHX, DFW, and maybe LAS.
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14 years ago
I recall going to a Deja Vu, and Brass Flamingo several years ago on 4th- I think in both cases, cover charge waived if you were wearing red-white & blue! Club crowd was between SRO and slow night.
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14 years ago
neverenough- I don't see how providing another slice of my personal information scanned into yet another data base can be beneficial to me (my protection?? No thanks- I'd prefer to keep my personal info as personal as possible)
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14 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Probably because Brass consistently pleases ( not nec. in the "extras" kind of way) enough reviewers who had a good time without draining the wallet. BF has the lowest prices in town with very little drop off in dancer quality- bang for $ counts for a lot with many reviewers.
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14 years ago
The big question: How would a corporate chain buying out clubs and doing things "their way" ( whatever that may be) be benificial to Tuscl clubgoers experience? IMO, it depends. If "target" was a declining club going out of business, maybe so. But I can think of plenty of independent, or local chain clubs, where I'd sure hate to see it bought by a corporate entity, and have the unique things that made it attractive to so many clubgoers quashed in the name of corporate cookie cutter design, and funneling of earnings to a central entity.
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14 years ago
I've seen a few clubs that want you to sign in if you have a free pass- just use a pseudonymn.
As for other circumstances: There are 2 non- negotiable items for my club visits:1)Clubs that want to scan my drivers license, or 2) mandatory valet park, hand keys of personal car ( rental car excepted from rule) over to valet= No club patronage from me.
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14 years ago
Upon taking 1st cursory glance, I'd rate all 7 and up. My top 3 choices for LD's are 5, 2, 1. I cannot provide a quantitative/rational explaination for choosing this way. Having said this, any of the 6 dancers could easily be in the top 25- 50% in a lot of "good" clubs. Undoubtedly, there are several clubs where they'd be the top dancer ( in the looks department).
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14 years ago
How rigid clubs are on stage calls varies with club. BF-Indy dancer goes on stage, even from VIP. Get the remaining time after her set, but sometimes can't really regain the broken flow. Several Los Angeles area clubs don't interrupt anyones dances, and just skip the order. 2001- Tampa- dancer goes on stage from regular LD's, but get skipped from Spaceship or Champagne Room.
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14 years ago
bendover- How about providing us a list of cities/metro areas that you have a plausible excuse to go to, and we'll try to rate them.......
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14 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
I was only off by 2 games, lol. I've been away from L.A. clubs too long. I'm not a big baseball fan, but if enough posters are interested, I'll take a crack at the baseball playoffs. Marlins and Astros, anyone???
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14 years ago
Present system is at least a fair, if imperfect one. Although I like the "kiss" principle, one thing I'd like to see is the ability to input your overall grade- one that answers the bottom line question of if one had a good time there, and how enthusiastic they'd be about returning. A club can have very attractive dancers and spiffy facilities, but if you didn't enjoy yourself for whatever reason ( low mileage, snooty staff, etc), rating should show high grades for dancers and club, but so so overall grade. Likewise, a dumpy looking club can have a low grade for club factor, and maybe a 7ish grade for dancers, but if one consisitently has a fantastic time, should be an option to check off high overall grade.
As it is, I personally "tweak" the factor grades to get the overall desired grade on my reviews.
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14 years ago
php- You should have stayed and taught the 5y/o how to draw the other 25 letters. (pity the parent[s] don't). Someone other than an Indian( the tech support call center kind) should win the National Spelling Bee.
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14 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
This was maybe my potential worst, but mainly serves to underscore the importance of being familiar with club ( knowing prices/customs beforehand), plus being a regular of sorts doesn't hurt.
This encounter was full of red flags/ booby traps:
1) Dancer demanded payment upfront in place where its not customary
2) Dancer asked for more than the normal dance price.
I stood up, saying that I'm not paying that price, and walked off. Dancer then ran after me, demanding some payment for her time. When I balked, she said she'd have me thrown out of club. She then had an exchange with housemom, pointing at me. Housemom went to bartender/ bouncer,the later looking at me with the "huh, not that guy" kind of look. Housemom came over to me saying that (trap#3)dancer accused me of an unsavory act, what really happened? I told her my side, including the attempted overcharge, housemom just nodded, and let me go about my business. I later heard that dancer pulled the same stunt with a "FOTO" ( friend of the owner) and got fired. I'm not sure that a total newbie would have fared as well as I did.
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14 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
What do golf tournaments or non-LV casino construction have to do with the price of corn in Kansas, OR.............. a quick concise 1 page or less guide for a newbie/long absence visitor to Las Vegas strip clubs?
I was hoping for more posts along the lines of the top 3 clubs for eye candy, top 3 clubs for mileage, top 3 clubs to have some chill space, decent hotels within walking distance of good clubs, hotels that routinely make trips to clubs, dayshifts that should be seen or avoided, cab/limo "deals" to grab or avoid,etc. In short, the kinds of tidbits that will make a visit go smoother, all encapsulated on a 1 pg. printout.
I know, this is an internet chat board- ask what time it is, someone will tell you how to build a watch, followed by someone else saying that the Swiss makes the best watches. Next thing you know, people start posting about Swiss chocolate, the best delis ( Swiss vs other cheeses), and a multitude of vacation ski packages ( Swiss Alps starting point), etc, etc, etc.
Just checking in to let 'yall know that I'd still like to "know what time it is in Vegas" ( allegorically, not literally speaking), and maybe, where I can get a good deal on a watch.
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14 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Another "bump". (Does anyone really give a s#^t). 50% on Round 3, so on to>>>>>>>>> THE FINAL ROUND........................
BOSTON vs LOS ANGELES: Boston's clubs are amoung the most puritanical. Some "long distance help" from Providence portends good outside shooting/ trey sinking by the Celtics. But the sheer number of L.A. area clubs, coupled with COI/ Valley help is just too much. // LAKERS IN 5!