Clubs to check out in SF?

Its hard to imagine a trip to SFO that doesn't include a visit to the Mitchell's Brother's place.

Mitchell's Brother's place is more of a brothel from what I have read.

I remember reading that at MBOT there is a fish bowl at the entrance full of condoms. Kinda gives you a clue. Just bring lots of money.

SF is the only city in northern cali that has high mileage clubs. You can forget about Mitchell's if you dont want extras, but you can also go there for some high class bumping and grinding. Its the most expensive club in the city. If you don't want to drop a whole bunch of money, then your next stop should be Crazy Horse. Lots of porn stars come here. I believe the club won this year's national club award. Lots of mixed and pretty dancers there. Also you might want to try Flint's Hustler Club. Looks great inside and also good looking dancers. Tera Patrick was there not to long ago. There is a peep show right next door to it if you want to beat the meat. The city is full of fun, lots of choices. Plan wisely and just to let you know finding parking can be difficult as all of the clubs are around the downtown area. Just be extra vigilant when going out at night in these areas. Have fun.

Mitchel Brothers is worth a visit to take in it's Disneyland parallels (multiple rooms each with a theme.) Shadowcat understates it's supply of condoms though: there are baskets of them in each, um, VIP room. Further, it bills itself as "The Place for Public Sex in America." Just know that it's going to cost you. $40 cover (though only $20 if you arrive during the first hour they open), and then ridiculous prices for extra services if you're so inclined.

Gold Club had the best-looking gals when I was last there. One can sit stageside and tip out the $1s to take in all the eye candy. Lappers at GC are over-priced for what one gets.

Crazy Horse is the reigning value champ. Stageside seating and tipping can get one an unusual amount of interaction, and it's only for a few $1s per song per dancer. Lappers are $20 and okay, but VIP dances have been 3 for $100, and well, there are kleenex boxes in the units, and indeed some gals offer quite a bit more.

Other clubs, like Market Street Cinema and New Century have been nightmare rip-off joints for TUSCL members. Go read the reviews for your own benefit.

Last, BEWARE the "Free Tour". MANY dancers at San Francisco clubs will latch onto a guy just inside the door (to keep other dancers away) and strong-arm you on a tour of the club, which ALWAYS winds up in the club's dance rooms/cubicles, etc. The purpose is to drain your club money asap, and generally comes with low, teasing mileage such as to get you to spend more. If you're smart, refuse the "free tour", grab a seat near the stage, and tell those in 'vampire mode' you want to watch a rotation of gals before buying dances.

P.S. I have a low opinion of Hustler Club. It looks upscale and may or may not have attractive dancers on shift, but the mileage is LOW.

I'll 2nd CTQ's opinion on Crazy Horse being the value champ. While the overall attractiveness of CH dancers may not be quite as good as SFCF, your $$ will go a lot farther there. Stageside interaction for $ tips a strong point there, if that's your thing. The DV clubs on Broadway are tourist traps- you'll be upcharged if you want something more than a clothed airdance there.

Not that I'm likely to ever get there, but how does MBOT get away with making a declaration like that without getting busted? Is it it legal there, or is there just some chicanery involved at some level?

Thanks, Minnow.

GMD, O'Farrell Theater was the location for the "Behind the Green Door" porno. San Francisco's liberal citizenry allows MBOT the space to proclaim itself "The Place for Public Sex in America." I could be wrong, but I don't think they've been busted. Rather what will get "busted" for 9-out-of-10 guys is their wallet.

Try an asian massage parlor in SF, much better and many more of them.

gatorfan- there are soo many of them in the bay area. I'd say its almost on level and convenience with your regular corner stores.