Sick stripper sharted on customer

VETERANCLUBBER
Anyone remember hearing about this about 6 years ago. On my way to work one morning listening to a radio show the dj mentioned a customer wanting to sue a SC because a dancer with an upset stomach sharted all over him. I don't remember the state this happened. It's nasty regardless. Also nasty is when a stripper bleeds on your lap or pant leg.

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samsung1
14 years ago
I guess it is the literal meaning of stripper shit
lopaw
14 years ago
I've had a dancer bleed on my pant leg once. No biggie. I went to the restroom and cleaned up the best I could - she came in to help me, which was nice. She was very freaked out & horrified, but I told her it was no big deal. The next time I saw her, she gave me a bunch of (blood-free) free lap dances.
vincemichaels
14 years ago
UMMM, what is sharted? Is that a regional term for shitted?
samsung1
14 years ago
I like your new profile pic lopaw
sinclair
14 years ago
Shit happens.
VETERANCLUBBER
14 years ago
Sharted is a cross between shittting and farted-basically hershey squirts.
farmerart
14 years ago
Really glad I read this before breakfast. Probably won't eat until tomorrow now.
txtittyfan
14 years ago
That stain would be tough to explain to your SO.
bigdude012
14 years ago
FUCKING NASTY!!!!
samsung1
14 years ago
Sick to know there might be people out there who actually would enjoy this scat fetish
samsung1
14 years ago
2 Girls 1 Cup may be the most notorious internet porn video of this generation, portraying two girls doing hideously disgusting things with one cup and some unsavory bodily functions. Seriously NSFW (Wikipedia link). Google it in private if you must.

So when a Glasgow woman found out that her fourteen-year-old daughter had tried to find the clip online after Coca-Cola posted "I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup and felt hungry afterwards" as the teen's Facebook status to promote Dr. Pepper, Mom was, understandably, a little upset.
http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociety/20…
rickdugan
14 years ago
Vet, I think you are being a little uncharitable with the nasty comment. I realize that he was looking for the hot fantasy stripper getting him worked up and instead got shit on, but she's only human. She was sick and had an accident - I'm sure that she felt ashamed and embarrassed about it.

The guy who wants to sue her for it is a fucking douche bag pussy.
minnow
14 years ago
Vet- No, I haven't heard of that- can you provide a link/reference to the story? I guess someone will get around to writing an almanac of "The Unusual Things That Happened In Stripclubs A-Z". Thanks for expanding my vocabulary, and providing me with one more possible reason to wear dark slacks to stripclub.
VETERANCLUBBER
14 years ago
RICK- just wanted to know if anyone heard the story??? I understand she was sick. No biggie, just discussing the story since so much info about clubs are discussed on here, just like the stinkiest crotch story..... Maybe the gal has an unfixable odor crotch problem. Be reasonable here.
txtittyfan
14 years ago
It is much easier to be sympathetic when it did not happen to you. Although I can agree w/Rickdugan to an extent, if it happened to me I would feel differently.
georgmicrodong
14 years ago
If you hadn't said "6 years ago", I'd've thought you were hanging out here in Louisville. Was at a club here last week and told me that a couple of girls got into it because one of them borrowed an outfit from the other, "sharted" in it on a customer's lap, then tried to give it back, saying it was like that when she got it.
MarkShadow06
14 years ago
lmAo
VETERANCLUBBER
14 years ago
LMAO maybe it was the same dancer
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