Sick stripper sharted on customer

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• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  I guess it is the literal meaning of stripper shit
• lopaw

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  14 years ago

  I've had a dancer bleed on my pant leg once. No biggie. I went to the restroom and cleaned up the best I could - she came in to help me, which was nice. She was very freaked out & horrified, but I told her it was no big deal. The next time I saw her, she gave me a bunch of (blood-free) free lap dances.
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  UMMM, what is sharted? Is that a regional term for shitted?
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  I like your new profile pic lopaw
• sinclair

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  14 years ago

  Shit happens.
• VETERANCLUBBER

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  14 years ago

  Sharted is a cross between shittting and farted-basically hershey squirts.
• farmerart

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  14 years ago

  Really glad I read this before breakfast. Probably won't eat until tomorrow now.
• txtittyfan

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  14 years ago

  That stain would be tough to explain to your SO.
• bigdude012

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  14 years ago

  FUCKING NASTY!!!!
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  Sick to know there might be people out there who actually would enjoy this scat fetish
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  2 Girls 1 Cup may be the most notorious internet porn video of this generation, portraying two girls doing hideously disgusting things with one cup and some unsavory bodily functions. Seriously NSFW (Wikipedia link). Google it in private if you must. So when a Glasgow woman found out that her fourteen-year-old daughter had tried to find the clip online after Coca-Cola posted "I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup and felt hungry afterwards" as the teen's Facebook status to promote Dr. Pepper, Mom was, understandably, a little upset. [view link]
• rickdugan

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  14 years ago

  Vet, I think you are being a little uncharitable with the nasty comment. I realize that he was looking for the hot fantasy stripper getting him worked up and instead got shit on, but she's only human. She was sick and had an accident - I'm sure that she felt ashamed and embarrassed about it. The guy who wants to sue her for it is a fucking douche bag pussy.
• minnow

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  14 years ago

  Vet- No, I haven't heard of that- can you provide a link/reference to the story? I guess someone will get around to writing an almanac of "The Unusual Things That Happened In Stripclubs A-Z". Thanks for expanding my vocabulary, and providing me with one more possible reason to wear dark slacks to stripclub.
• VETERANCLUBBER

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  14 years ago

  RICK- just wanted to know if anyone heard the story??? I understand she was sick. No biggie, just discussing the story since so much info about clubs are discussed on here, just like the stinkiest crotch story..... Maybe the gal has an unfixable odor crotch problem. Be reasonable here.
• txtittyfan

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  14 years ago

  It is much easier to be sympathetic when it did not happen to you. Although I can agree w/Rickdugan to an extent, if it happened to me I would feel differently.
• georgmicrodong

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  14 years ago

  If you hadn't said "6 years ago", I'd've thought you were hanging out here in Louisville. Was at a club here last week and told me that a couple of girls got into it because one of them borrowed an outfit from the other, "sharted" in it on a customer's lap, then tried to give it back, saying it was like that when she got it.
• MarkShadow06

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  14 years ago

  lmAo
• VETERANCLUBBER

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  14 years ago

  LMAO maybe it was the same dancer