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Stripper and Porn Star?

Two of my fellow dancers at Angels have been on the "big screen." Baby Doll did a couple, but can only remember one title: Waxxxin' Phat Asses! # 5. She didn't enjoy the anal sex.…

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Stop the presses, take away Al Gore's Nobel Prize, Global Cooling is coming

Yes, it's true. Apparently scientists have discovered that how hot or cold the planet is has a bigger factor than how much carbon dioxide is in the atmosphere. The bigger factor is the sun. Less solar activity…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

I happened to be shopping in...

I happened to be shopping in the Costa Mesa area and after I was done I made a quick stop inside Ecstasy. There were less than 10 dancers from what I could remember. Most had…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

I've been to Blackjacks three times...

I've been to Blackjacks three times in the past 2 months. I've had dances from Candy, Niveah, and Nina. Candy and Niveah were both very nice girls, and spent a good amount of…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I was in Phoenix working at...

I was in Phoenix working at Super Bowl XLII. I have been to strip clubs in 19 states (and counting). I had never been in AZ. I heard about Christy's and went.…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

I have been to strip clubs...

I have been to strip clubs in 20 states... first time in Ohio. I am on a road trip from MD to WA and pln on hitting strip clubs in at least 7 states…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Stopped in with a couple of...

Stopped in with a couple of friends on Wednesday night. The place was pretty crowded. Beautiful club. One of the two hosts brought us to a corner table by the stage. There…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Hooolly Coww has the selection gotten...

Hooolly Coww has the selection gotten hotter here or what!!!! Theres a couple of very hot ladies new to this club who aren't shy in any way, jose. I had such a great time…

Club Harem

Fairview Shores, Florida

Well I came back to Club...

Well I came back to Club Harem after a brief hiatus to Tampa. I learned some of these girls have worked at the Mons Venus. I'm not surprised, there's at least three girls…

Diva's

Ranson, West Virginia

first time here. got on...

first time here. got on a friday night about 7pm, left about 9:45pm. about 70% of the girls there were 7-8's. Smallish club, two poles in the center stage that up to 3 girls…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

The new location is a great...

The new location is a great improvement. A very nice club. Even the bathroom are nice! No real private area for lap dances though. No lap dances going on while my party was there. Stayed…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

i made my first visit to...

i made my first visit to this location prior to a hawks game. the club remains a lowkey blue collar type of establishment. beer is served in a can and are reasonably priced. the same…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

So I stopped into Cheetah's this...

So I stopped into Cheetah's this past Friday afternoon. I have been a fan of this place in the past, but things just keep getting worse and worse at this club. The club has aged…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Decided to vist once more, it...

Decided to vist once more, it had been about two years since I had been there and my first experience was fantastic. This time it was a Wed night and the overall quality had gone…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped in on a recent evening...

Stopped in on a recent evening when in town. Good variety of dancers and as usual they are attractive and most are friendly. Visited with a girl who said it was her first…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

This place is pretty great it...

This place is pretty great it has a little of everything, the music is ok, the girls are from good to great. BYOB is what is great and the private room is the bomb, I…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I've worked as a dancer for...

I've worked as a dancer for 7 years--I used to work in Miami, but now I moved to GA. I first tried this club. All that I can say is that it was…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

It's been too long, as they...

It's been too long, as they say. I went in last Saturday night at 10:30 pm after a long travel day to get back home. I needed to get out and just relax…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

I had a meeting here once...

I had a meeting here once and soon realized that you need a membership to go in. After purchasing the membership, they let you in with no further costs to future visits. The…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I used to love coming to...

I used to love coming to HB's after work, about 4PM on weekdays. My favorite dancers were Chantal, Devin, and Helen. In the past few month, all three of them have left.…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Here 2 weeks ago with small...

Here 2 weeks ago with small group and enjoyed 3 hours or so in the "grandstands". More than a few hotties and in particular one petite stunner with a gorgeous body. Perfectly natural. 10!! She…

Fritz That's It

Bellflower, California

It's an OK club if you're...

It's an OK club if you're not looking for mileage. As always, they have cold beer and lots of it. The stage shows are topless and dances are bikini. Once in a while the…

Babydoll Go Go Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

went to this go-go bar on...

went to this go-go bar on thursday night, the girls here are mostly brazilian with one or two black girls on certain nights. the location is okay it is in the business section of…

Lust

Baltimore, Maryland

Last night I decided to take...

Last night I decided to take a tour of the Block and started with downstairs Lust. It is set up like all block bars with the dance stage behind the bar and has a…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I went to Player's Club after...

I went to Player's Club after a less than thrilling Block experience. Its been well over a year since I went last time so I coughed up the $35 (membership and entry fee) and…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

I visited DBs Golden Banana for...

I visited DBs Golden Banana for the first time since it reopened. It's got the same cheezy sign on the outside, but the inside is much nicer than it used to be. The old club had two…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Let me add a little sanity...

Let me add a little sanity to my previous post. It's a 10 relative to the other offerings in the area. On a national scale it's above average. Small club with a…

Pure Platinum

Kenmore, New York

went back on a tuesday, i...

went back on a tuesday, i like it when its a bit slower, there were about 4 or 5 guys there and about 8 girls. a few of the sundowner girls were working that night,…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, Illinois

Well for the second time in...

Well for the second time in about a month I went to Crazy Rock in Romeoville. Just a 'on a whim' thing, no plans for it, so I didn't write a review the first…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I decided to check out Wise...

I decided to check out Wise guys several weeks ago. The club doesn't look like much on the outside, the parking lot is well lit. On the inside its nice, three stages with…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Every go-go has its day, and...

Every go-go has its day, and fortunately my last trip to Torps was one of them. Good selection of talent with a solid backroom for dances. There is good privacy and the bouncer…

Harper's

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

As noted in an earlier review,...

As noted in an earlier review, this is not your top of the line club, and it would be easy to dismiss it as a bit crude and unattractive. The management doesn't invest much in…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

I went on a Sunday night,...

I went on a Sunday night, not so busy of course, but I expected it to be a bit better. I do not know what was wrong that night, but the girls were not…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I was in Tampa for a...

I was in Tampa for a convention last week. Spend the Saturday morning at the glorious Clearwater beach. Since I am from Minnesota the sun felt so good and was very impressed with…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

It's difficult to give Henry VIII...

It's difficult to give Henry VIII South a high rating, since this club occupies a certain niche. Basically this is a place you go to if you want high mileage and just about nothing else.…

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WTF is wrong with you guys that need foreign entertainment?

Yeah, there is a Brazilian at my favorite club. She gives great lap dances but is a total bore to talk to. Her broken English is a total turn off. Yeah we have some easteran Europian dancers. beautiful but lousy…

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Telling a dancer

Would you tell a dancer at a nude club that she has an ugly pussy? If you would, why?

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Secret Conspiracies

Something GodFatherStill said in another topic thread brought about an epiphany... Y'know... upon contemplating my wife's sense of smell... I seriously thought MY wife had one of the greatest sense of smells, of all time. She's always saying "[sniff,…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I came here with my friends...

I came here with my friends on a Saturday night. The first time I had come here some months earlier it was packed, girls and guys everywhere, almost impossible to get a seat.…

Elite D'Pelufo

San José, Costa Rica

Pronounced "ay-leet-tay" I say 9 because...

Pronounced "ay-leet-tay" I say 9 because not all girls were hot, but quite a few were. Very classy and upscale. They are trying real hard in that way. Private dances are $20 and anything goes.…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Returned to the...

Returned to the Doll House after more than a year's absence. Same layout, same tired dance routines ($5 to see them nude), same soft drinks or water only. I arrived…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

First time here,...

First time here, I showed up about 9 PM on a week nite. There appeared to be about 12 to 15 dancers and less than 20 customers. Two dancers on…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

I did not like this...

I did not like this club. I was totally unimpressed by everything about it, from dancers to the club itself. Too much hustle, wasn't clean, girls were nothing special. I just was plain unimpressed.…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

My annual trip to Colorado Springs...

My annual trip to Colorado Springs and the report this year. I only got in late afternoon and didn't stick around until evening. I imagine it picks up, but scoring it a "7"…

Odyssey Showgirls

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

Since I live in Muskegon, I...

Since I live in Muskegon, I keep hoping that this place will get better quality. It still isn't happening. I thought that maybe with Grand Rapids banning all nudity that some of the action here…

Late Night Pub

Tallmadge, Ohio

What a great place. Was there...

What a great place. Was there last Monday night. There were 5 or 6 dancers and only about 4 customers. Nice ratio if you ask me. Got a couple dances from a full-bodied black girl…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Dropped into Jiggles on a Thursday...

Dropped into Jiggles on a Thursday evening (8:30) and found the place pretty busy. As mentioned earlier, this is a juice bar meaning that there is a good following of under 21 crowd and quite…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I danced here at Scarletts for...

I danced here at Scarletts for a week while in town. It is a very nice club as far as astetics go, very pleasing to the eye. The staff, to be honest are pretty much…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Still my favorite place in the...

Still my favorite place in the Baltimore - DC area. Best lap dances period...no BS when they advertise as "full grind". If you just have one night in the area, don't waste your…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to the Cheetah last night...

Went to the Cheetah last night with my boyfriend - despite sitting at the restuarant with bottles of wine and stacks of ones (and more to spend in our pockets) we were not approached by…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped by this week and had...

Stopped by this week and had a very nice time. Got there about 6pm and there were about 10 girls ranging from 6 to 8. About 7 pm the night shift rolled in…

Underground Exotic Dance Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Pleasent surprise at this club. Basement...

Pleasent surprise at this club. Basement club but who cares right. Good layout. The decor looks like it came straight from a 90's porno movie. Same owner and same decor as Diva's on Charles Town…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

This place has gotten too formal....

This place has gotten too formal. used to be much more fun with girls that like their jobs and you could hang with and feel comfortable doling out a couple hundred on lap dance with…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Its been a while, but I...

Its been a while, but I visited last month during day hours. Skipped the dance club and decided to just check out the privates shows. I checked out Heather (99% sure on the name), she…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Visited this place at around 2...

Visited this place at around 2 PM the other day since a dancer at Mickey's suggested it was a great place at night. Of course this wasn't night, but decided "what the hell" let's…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped in around 1 PM. ...

Stopped in around 1 PM. The place seemed empty with only one other customer and one dancer who turned me off (fake tits). But I had a beer (Miller Lite for a buck…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

Best things that you can say...

Best things that you can say for the club are that it is close to the airport and they have some pretty good looking girls. On the other hand, the girls seem to ignore the…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

1st time up in the area...

1st time up in the area and just had to see some pretty ladies and this is the only game in town. My co-worker and I went for awhile during the day shift, then after…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I don't know how a club...

I don't know how a club can be any better. OK - they could have better mileage - but then it wouldn't be a strip club -it would be a brothel. If you want…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Pensacola, Florida

Still my favorite club when in...

Still my favorite club when in town on business. Club seems small, and always seems crowded around the dance floor. The dancers are always an interesting mix of different ethnic groups, body types, and styles…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Gee - the women were pretty...

Gee - the women were pretty nice here, but the lack of any mileage at all is just not worth the cover. I go to Vegas a lot and am pretty spoiled. I heard…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

This used to be my favorite...

This used to be my favorite club in town, but not the last few times. The whole atmosphere seems to have changed. Now everything seems much more blatantly focused on $$$ - I know, all…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped in on a Tuesday night....

Stopped in on a Tuesday night. Since it was about 7:00 I got in with no cover. There were only two girls working the buns off. Three stage dances on three off…

Leather and Lace

Lesterville , South Dakota

Went out to Lesterville in late...

Went out to Lesterville in late January and had a great time. There were about nine girls working on a Friday night. The night was a little slow as far as customers, so…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

Although I usally go to Omars...

Although I usally go to Omars during days, I thought I'd try a different club for a change. Um, I'd say it wasn't a complete waste of time, but I won't be going back…

Reflexxions

Dillon, South Carolina

In my continuing quest to find...

In my continuing quest to find real fun a little closer to home, I wandered over to Dillon to try out Reflexxions. It is a small dark, primarily blcak club. There were 6…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

This place is packed on weekends....

This place is packed on weekends. It's as much a bar as it is a gentleman's club. There are usually two if not three stages running with a seperate section for lap dances.…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club is my favorite in...

This club is my favorite in Vegas. It's only a juice bar, so the drink prices are around 8 bucks, and you have the typical "would you like to by Jasmine a drink?" line from…

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Kissy Kissy

Here's an unscientific poll question: How often do you deep french kiss or light french kiss the dancers? With one particular girl I DFK alot, but most of the others will suck and fuck long before they'll ever really…

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Things to be Cautious Of When Clubbing -(For the Married - or those with SOs)

This topic was inspired some things mentioned in a recent thread.. Thought it deserved a topic of it's own. Being married, or a clubber with an SO, assuming that the other person in your relationship isn't too thrilled about you…

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Dancer Hygiene

Ok, so this is not a fun topic. What's your experience with bad smelling dancer pussy? Bad breath is enough to keep me away but sometimes even while on stage, a dancer's pussy smells so bad I can't get close…

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Funny Things Dancers Say...

I've known many dancers that for one reason or another aren't the most educated women in the world. A lot of them haven't finished high school... of if they had, they obviously didn't pay much attention. My ATF…

Angelwitch - Rock Dancers

Phatthaya, Thailand

Angelwitch has some of the best...

Angelwitch has some of the best shows that you can see anywhere. Although they do have some regular go-go dancers in between the shows, it is the Vegas style shows that are the main…

Sundowner Club

Farmersville, California

I had a little trouble finding...

I had a little trouble finding this place as my gps routed me to the other side of the freeway. Pulling into the small parking lot was discouraging. There were signs advertising two…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Went here for the last 2...

Went here for the last 2 weekends. Big variety of girls to choose from, most are nice but you'll get the "wanna dance?" with no prior chat planty of times. Dances are $25 and so…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

My run of bad visits to...

My run of bad visits to strip clubs continues. The music is too loud,the girls are marginally attractive, the atmosphere is a downer (neither the customers or the girls know what the hell they're doing…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Another wonderful multiple visit: Composite of...

Another wonderful multiple visit: Composite of 3 different Fri. afternoon, Friday evening, and Mo. afternoon visits in Jan. QUICK MONZ 101 REVIEW: $20 cover gets you in, hand stamp is good for re-entry same day/night. Good…

Sapphire Rooms

Edinburgh, Scotland

New establishment 2 doors down from...

New establishment 2 doors down from Bottoms Up. Formerly Big Daddy O's & owned by same people as Hooters in Edinbro & DD in Glasgow. Now independent. Decor all blue. As you go in, you…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Was in Indy for a little...

Was in Indy for a little business and decided to make the track to Kokomo to experience the industrial city and great sites at the Hip Huggger. Upon arrival the exterior is somewhat underwhelming but…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

This place is in the tenderloin...

This place is in the tenderloin district of San Francisco. Appears seedy at first sight because of the people lurking outside. But it is fairly decent on the inside. Thursdays are the best night to go…

The Fantasy Palace

Edinburgh, Scotland

This place just keeps getting better!...

This place just keeps getting better! Wish I could score higher than a 10 now! Visited twice recently on a Friday and a Saturday & got to meet several new girls who impressed very much. Yes…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Lap heaven on Latina nite (every...

Lap heaven on Latina nite (every Wed) in a rough hood. Parked in a 24 hour RiteAid out on the main drag and hiked in over three blocks of broken concrete, broken glass, empty garbage…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Been a while since visiting my...

Been a while since visiting my old haunt, and there's still surprising stability here-same doorguy, bouncers, barkeep, and at least half dozen dancers (most not good) who've been in the saddle here for years. Remodeling…

Club Tiger Lily

Paisley, Scotland

Finally managed a visit here at...

Finally managed a visit here at 1am on a Saturday. What a disappointment! Paid cover at top of stairs & shown to seat by DJ/manager who took my drink order (£3 for bottled beer). He sent…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Had the dubious pleasure of viewing...

Had the dubious pleasure of viewing Tara, Asia and Layla in this pathetic outpost of Grunge. One of them was so drunk she tumbled onto the stage while selecting her songs at the juke. Spent…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

So far, I have only been...

So far, I have only been to Dolphins II and Jiggles here in Oregon, and I would have to say that Jiggles far surpassed Dolphins II in terms of mileage. Dolphins II serves alcohol…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Every once in a while I...

Every once in a while I give Honey's a chance just to get some variety but but the service never quite lives up to what I get at Ricks. This time the main event…

Tahiti Bar and Table Dance Club

Stuttgart, Germany

Stopped in for a bit during...

Stopped in for a bit during a business trip. This is a nice club with some pretty girls. I just sat and watched the dances for a bit but had to get going…

Hot Legs Gentlemens Club

Sand Springs, Oklahoma

I am honored to be the...

I am honored to be the first to review this establishment on tuscl. I went there on a Wednesday at 5:30 PM and stayed for almost 2 hours. I would have to say…

The Candy Store

Tillmans Corner, Alabama

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon....

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. The place was slow but I still managed to have a great time. I may have been the only customer in the joint. I had two…

Dragon's Lair

Stillwater, Oklahoma

Ugh, something bad has happened here...

Ugh, something bad has happened here or week nights should be avoided. The workers said something like the ownership shifted from one spouse to another and the dancers were told they were fired so…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Went there last Saturday with a...

Went there last Saturday with a 3 other friends. Large place with the bar in the back in an area where ya can't see the stages very well if you want to hang at…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

Visited during dayshift on Friday. ...

Visited during dayshift on Friday. I rarely get out to strip clubs during daylight hours, but I believe it's something I need to do more often. This is a very laid-back club, with…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

7 out of 10 for peep...

7 out of 10 for peep show -- this is on the "Peep Show Scale" not the usual strip club scale. It is a video store and peep show. One of the last…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Best club in Tucson,in Arizona, and...

Best club in Tucson,in Arizona, and probably in the SouthWest! Go during the day. No admission, and 2-fer-1 well drinks, that are decent size! The $5 dollar lap dances are better than the $20-30 laps…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

Went here on Wednesday night. ...

Went here on Wednesday night. As described by others, the place is not a typical strip club, but more of a strip theater. If you just want to see girls get naked, then…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

I stopped by on recent Monday...

I stopped by on recent Monday to find about 7 dancers working. Mostly younger girls I would rate between 5-7, nothing really stood out. Then I met Jordi, not the youngest of the…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

I have been here several times...

I have been here several times while in town on business. It is not what you would call upscale. Plywood paneling and basement tile floors, it is kind of a sawdust on the floor topless…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

This is the hardest review I...

This is the hardest review I have ever tried to write. The overall club rating would have been lower except for 1 hot girl, Cali, and the 4 great dances that I got from…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was there for a convention. ...

Was there for a convention. Visited a couple other clubs on the same street and they all seems empty until I got to the Rhino. The place was packed. I entered the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons is like pizza and sex...even...

Mons is like pizza and sex...even when it's bad, it's good. I've taken many friend here and on their first visit, I tell them this simple rule...for the first 30 minutes, just say no.…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is a small gogo bar...

This is a small gogo bar in philadelphia pa.The dancers are mostly black with the occasional latino.There is a small 5 dollar cover charge and the drinks start at 4 dollars.The area the club is…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

A...

A co-worker and I visited the Gold Nugget on a Wednesday night about 9 p.m. The outside of the building was not appealing but the interior was acceptable.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Okay, so I had the day...

Okay, so I had the day off today. Earlier this afternoon, I wrote a review about my excursion to a strip club in Charlotte from this past Friday. After I got done writing,…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

As you can see by my...

As you can see by my previous post, it has been six months since I last visited this place. New girls, new management (at least it seems new) and much better experience. Went…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

I made it back here last...

I made it back here last week after my last trip in early December, and spent a bit more time and with that money. Girls are very friendly and I had dances from 4…

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Discussion Topics and PM post date & times

Hey guys, I am working on the post date/time problem. I am now storing the dates in GMT, so you may see some wacky jumps in time. Going forward, I will be adding a way to set your…

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Going Commando or Not

I am going to a club after work today. I am wearing a soft pair of dress slacks and I am considering going "commando" tonight. I plan on buying several dances and I want as much mileage as…

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Valentine Day Gifts

40 cents spent on one ATF for a burned CD (in an arguably valentine red color CD box) and she's quite pleased - not labeled per se as a Valentine gift when given to her last week, but she's recently…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

According to an entertainer there was...

According to an entertainer there was a LE bust on Friday three weeks ago. I never read about it and it didn't seem to effect any dances I received. I went last Saturday…

ESQ

Calgary, Alberta

Big club here with lots of...

Big club here with lots of seating and good views of the stage and any TV you want. The usually maid cover applies here after 7pm. Seating around the stage is a little…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

I never know what to make...

I never know what to make of this place. The dancers are, occasionally, spectacularly attractive, and sometimes nothing special. The more you pay, the less you get. Never had a VIP dance in the…

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Survey: When a Dancer Gives You Her Phone Number, She Means...

(1) I am giving you my number just to keep your interested, so you will buy dances from me later in hope of OTC. I am never gonna really go out with you PL. (2) Text/call me to let me…

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Suggestions for Tampa?

I know this sounds like a no-brainer question. Mons Venus, where else right? I'll definitely do my usual visit there, as well as 2001, but would like to find a diamond in the rough place for the sake…

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Dancer choice: sit idle at the bar or discount dance prices

I believe that clubs in general will keep their retail dance prices constant, however its now very clear we are in the midst of some kind of recession, (I would argue a major recession with 3 to 5 years to…

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Loner or extrovert?

When I first started hitting strip clubs in earnest, 6 years ago, I was a loner. Preferring to just spend my time with a hot stripper and keep it to myself. Then I met Shekitout and since then I have…

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Take the pledge

I've seen the light. I agree with Shadowcat, there's way too much unrelated BS on this board lately. I therefore hearby resolve not to post on any thread or respond to any other post that doesn't have some…

Firefox: Discrete and Portable

<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">Firefox has a lot of cool features. Perhaps one of the best is how it can be used discretely as well as its portability. You can remove all evidence of your browser activity from prying eyes. Not only can you remove your activity but you can retain all your settings including bookmarks, history, as well as remembered user names and passwords. And you can take it with you.<br /> <br /> It's pretty simple to operate once you have the basics down. In a nutshell, I will show you how to use the profile manager to set up and manage your user profiles, where all the data for those profiles is stored. I will also show…

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Found out how Hillary wants to fix Health Care and the mortgage mess

Hillary fixes: Garnish your wages to pay for Universal Health Care, - if you thought you couldn't pay for health care before, don't worry about it, now you'll have to worry about not having enough money to buy your food but…

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Mastectomy

If a dancer was to have breast cancer, have a mastectomy, and a boob job, would you be interested in a lapper? I ask because there's a thread on another forum from a girl about this. She says her fake…

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Have any of you upgraded to windows Vista?

There seems to be complaints about it. Mostly about not being able to download programs. This is supposed to be a security thing. You don't accidently download something that is going to infect your machine. My son is a…

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Are dancer concepts of a good lap dance different from the customers view?

I have to say yes. I want, expect and get high mileage dances at my favorite club. When I don't I am disappointed. I am rarely disappointed there. But it happens. New dancers float into the club all of the…

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dancer: "You smell Gooood."

Club was very smoky. I just came in. I didn't shower recently but I didn't get all hot and sweaty either. No cologne or anything extra. I figure this comment is either due to a lack…

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What was your favorite Super Bowl commercial?

I liked the one with the lizards singing. I also liked the fire breathing Bud Light drinker.

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Do you want some breast milk with your lap dance?

Had a dancer offer this to me. I passed it up. Would you? At least she didn't squirt me like one dancer did sometime just a few months ago. Apparently some young dancers are pretty good at losing…

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WHAT is going on with the "Top Ten"?

First off, I've never even heard of the following: Dancer's Show Club, CT's Adult Superstore, or The Lodge. I always thought Baby Dolls was the "place to be" in Dallas, although recent reviews indicate that it's on the decline. The…

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Traveling Strippers

With the Super Bowl in Phoenix this week, it made me think how many strippers went to Arizona in hopes of earning some quick cash. I was in Tampa a couple of weeks before the 2001 Super Bowl and…