This is the hardest review I...

This is the hardest review I have ever tried to write. The overall club rating would have been lower except for 1 hot girl, Cali, and the 4 great dances that I got from her.

I went to the Body Shop last night, a Wednesday, around 9pm. When I walked in my first instinct was to turn around and leave. There is a large well-lit stage in the front of the club and 4 pool tables and some video games in the back. The pool tables and video games were packed. My basic philosophy is that if the patrons would rather play pool than look at the girls, then this isn't the place for me. The only thing that kept me from walking out was the dancer on stage at the time - Cali. She was hot. So I figured that I had paid my $10 and should at least give the place a chance. The rest of the girls were mostly in the mid range with a couple on the lower end of the scale. The only girl that I couldn't wait to see dance had just left the stage and with the large number of girls in the club I was not likely to see her again soon.

Two things kept me from leaving. First, my waitress was cute and fun to talk to. She said she dances on Saturdays, but since I am leaving town on Friday I will not get to see her out of her clothes. But she held my interest even with all her clothes on. The second thing that kept me there was Cali. I wanted a private dance and she had a few already lined up so I had to wait. In the meantime a lot of other girls stopped by the table to chat. While not the most attractive girls I have seen, all but one had great personalities and could carry on a nice conversation and I did enjoy their company. They all moved up slightly on the hot meter based on personality.