It's difficult to give Henry VIII...

It's difficult to give Henry VIII South a high rating, since this club occupies a certain niche. Basically this is a place you go to if you want high mileage and just about nothing else. I went on a recent Wed night around 7:30. There were 4 girls, rating 3 to 7, and about 6 customers. Over time, the place livened up a bit. Cover was $7, and a coke in a juice glass (small!) was $6.25. The decor was basic, although I was told the stage had been upgraded. Girls dance three songs on stage, one covered, one topless, one nude. It's $10 for a wristband to get into the dance room, and $20 per song there. There is a more extensive menu i that dark room for those who are interested. I spoke with a couple of girls. One of them got all nervous when I mentioned TUSCL, and how I contributed reviews to it. She begged me not to mention her name. Then she scooted off and seemed to avoid me the rest of my visit. No matter, a nice tanned girl (the 7) with a large rack, and 14 years of experience kept me plenty entertained for the next hour. If you want high mileage, it may be worth the drive. If you want a beer, nice decor, and superior looking girls, there are other places in the Detroit area that will fit the bill much better.