VD Really Ruins Your Sex Life

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GordieBoi
As any serious monger should know by now, VD is almost always a painful, expensive, stressful and emotionally heartbreaking experience

As a man, if you are in a relationship, you really should get out of it before VD has a chance to strike. A woman, of course, if she has a relationship, she will probably want to keep it if she can, at least until VD has passed.

A single man should definitely not even think of getting into any new relationship until VD is safely in the rear view mirror - the expense and effort of dealing with it are just not worthwhile.

The good news is, once VD has safely passed, a whole new world of sexual opportunity opens up. First off, there should be lots of newly single women available who were recently dumped by men smart enough to get out before the dreaded VD strikes, ripe for the picking now that VD has passed.

Better yet, there should be lots more single women who were smart enough to hang on to their relationships who are now motivated to dump the BF's who stayed with them through VD and look for new and better opportunities.

So lets all be smart out there - avoid the VD and take maximum advantage of the many opportunities opened up once VD is finally gone. Which will be very soon now! I can't wait!

Just always beware, VD is certain to strike again next year.

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So did you get a vd from a hooker?
So I'm supposed to dump a perfectly good piece of ass because I might have to take her out to dinner and buy her flowers? Damn man, that's extreme, lol.
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Manuellabore
8 days ago
[Slapping myself in the forehead and saying “Duh!”]
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TCabot
8 days ago
This whole time reading I thought VD meant venerial disease and to wait for an outbreak to come and go. 😶‍🌫️
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GordieBoi
7 days ago
ROFL got you all :)
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GordieBoi
7 days ago
ROFL got you all :) (Well, most of ya)
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