Booking a 3 day vacation package to Orlando, what season is best?

not be the "scam ya if you don't know Spanish" types****

Long day. My apologies for the rubbish text, gents.

Also, am in the works of learning Spanish + have an OTC gal (the Columbian Chinese Mix one I met in Calgary at Blondies) ready to take her to Tijuana (yes, on my dime but still).

Why would anyone purposely go to Orlando to hit the “best” stripclubs?

Take the rental car to Tampa. No stripclub is worth the time or money in Orlando. The mouse always wins.

And why take sand to the beach (meaning taking the girl from Calgary to Tijuana?)

My god this is one of the worst threads I’ve ever read on TUSCL.

1. Nobody ever should book a trip to Orlando just for strip clubs. Do you have to be there for some other reason not mentioned?

2. I’ve never heard of someone taking a stripper with them to Tijuana. I don’t bring my own potato when I dine out at Morton’s.

Threads like this are why we do not need a 51st state. America's collective IQ is low enough with adding Canuckleheads into the calculations.

Colombian and East Asian? That gives me the urge to go to Calgary.

I'm not America. Jesus Christ.

And I got a free trip. So be nice.

Sand to beach? What?! Isn't Tijuana suppose to be all of the tuscl users' holy grail? Plus it's cheaper than getting scammed I suppose.

Going to ignore the useless comments and reply to the gents that don't assume the entire world of tuscl users simply strip club goers of every state. Yes I could go research other forums but didn't know tuscl users were going to be dickheads.

goldeneagles9: it's a free trip so is the drive to Tampa worth it (e.g. gas, hotel there and back, etc.)?

ilbbaicnl: yeah, but it's just her that's worth it. Or else Calgary clubs have some of the most bland to just flat out unattractive dancers I've ever seen l

God dammit. When will the edit function come?!?!?

Going to ignore the useless comments and reply to the gents that don't assume the entire world of tuscl users simply ARE strip club goers of every state. Yes I could go research other forums but didn't know tuscl users were going to be dickheads and this is my GO TO HUB.

goldeneagles9: it's a free trip so is the drive to Tampa worth it (e.g. gas, hotel there and back, etc.)?

ilbbaicnl: yeah, but it's just her that's worth it. Or else Calgary clubs have some of the most bland to just flat out unattractive dancers I've ever seen.....

Does that free trip to Orlando require you to attend a timeshare sales pitch?
Since the Central Florida strip clubs suck, bring the hot Colombian / Asian / Canadian stripper with you to Orlando and fuck her in the hotel. Then go to TJ solo.

If she's an out of the closet stripper can we have her instagram?

I'm not trying to be a dick by not answering your question, but Orlando area strip clubs are some of the worst in the state, if not the nation. My recommendation is honestly to avoid them. I live a few hours south of there and the folks who own them have bought a few places down here and managed to fuck up our clubs significantly.

Even if you got a free trip, I think you'd come out ahead financially by saving the money you'd spend in Orlando strip clubs and taking a separate trip from Calgary to another destination. If you want English speakers, I wouldn't recommend south Florida. Maybe stay in CA and hit up Toronto.

I think you're being silly cutting of the Latin chicks, despite the comments on this forum, the reality is in the south Florida clubs the Cuban chicks are often a great fucking time, double entendre intended. They're not so good to have a conversation with though, so if that's what you're looking for then by all means cut them off.

Never clubbed there, and haven't been interested as I understand it's air dance by law, and they're serious about it. I think junk display is illegal too there. On this website, it's assumed that a good club is one where jiz release occurs. I think the clubs there are typical of air dance clubs. More women are willing to air dance, so a higher percentage of applicants have magazine model looks.

ilbbaicnl

Absolutely, you can also find her if you scroll to the bottom of https://www.instagram.com/blon…

I am unsure about the rules on here to post her publicly (but she is okay with it, I got her permission in-person a couple weeks back to post about her online haha) but let me quickly message the founder and then I'll PM you once I hear back from the founder, promise.

ilbbaicnl:

Also, check out the new SC in Vancouver Yaletown if you're headed that direction too, I haven't gone yet lol but other favourite smokeshow has jumped ship from her other go-to SC to go work there too. ;)

https://www.instagram.com/barn…

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Iknowbetter
2 days ago
Does that free trip to Orlando require you to attend a timeshare sales pitch?
Since the Central Florida strip clubs suck, bring the hot Colombian / Asian / Canadian stripper with you to Orlando and fuck her in the hotel. Then go to TJ solo.


ALSO, DOLFAN, yes! Going to hit up Detroit too if I'm headed to Toronto. I keep freakin missing my trip to Detroit due to personal matters!!!! Good reminder about Toronto.

California... I'm guessing San Diego? I dislike super loud clubby places (even in Vegas, I always went during the early morning times when people were cabbing home OR midday so I could just duck in and out without paying cover usually).

LMFAO. Dude, that is the plan. Probably should just go to Disneyworld with her too before the hotel banging.

Yes to the minimum two hour timeshare but I think because I'm going single it won't even take that long haha I heard couples get grilled the longest , I guess I'll bring her and make it a damn good 2 hours then.

Just leave your checkbook and credit cards home. Those sales pitches can be brutal

Noted. Thank you Rob1115 :)

@hgp Having been to TJ, Vegas and the Rail in Toronto, I've concluded I don't need to go further than Atlanta for top-shelf dancers. If TJ had stayed like it was in the 80s, I'd probably move there and do sugaring.