Good service, free cover before 6pm if you text and meh girls....

This was actually supposed to be the first review in the Calgary SCs owned by the same corporation and/or person, but I got stuck perfecting my Cathouse review despite Cathouse being the worst SC I've been to in a LONG time, which is still riddled with grammar/spelling/fuckboy-playboy energy — sorry, minnow, go ahead and thumbs down. ;)

Alright, so if you've read my previous reviews, you already know I don’t exactly follow a typical "reviewer" playbook.

Yeah, I like to keep it messy, raw, and unfiltered but I think I still follow the tuscl founder's guidelines.