Not great but a decent place

Ive been here 4 times. This club is at the edge of a small town out in the middle of nowhere. I think its likely very safe. Parking is free and easy. Has a nice view behind the club. It overlooks a cornfield. Nice sunset in the summer. It opens at 7pm & I think its only open Thursday-Saturday. Entrance is at front (roadside). They scan your license. Cover is $5. A small bar is to the right when first walk in. The dance area is straight ahead. Comfortable seating in the dance area. Even seats at the stage are padded. Im guessing the stage is 20'-25' long. There is a pole at either end but Ive only ever seen 1 dancer at a time on stage. Along the wall are many stuffed animals. Its almost like a zoo exhibit. 1 dancer said the owner shot them while hunting. The dance area is carpeted and has small lights on the ceiling. I think its meant to mimic a nighttime sky. Mens room is in the bar area & isnt that clean but its not terrible. Not sure what they charge for drinks.

There are usually about 6 or 7 dancers, I would say they range 6-8. Some are thin others heavier but nobody is bad. A few are heavily tattooed. Most dancers are in their early to mid 20s, 1 was early or mid 30s. Most of them are very polite but there is 1 or 2 who forget that 'I owe you nothing' & may need to adjust their outlook. But then this is also true in society. Some women just dont get that I owe them absolutely nothing - so adjust your mentality & get off your pedestal. Most of the dancers have friendly personalities & dont hassle for tips. They ask if you want a lap dance but wont make a big deal about it.

Lap dance area is small & separated from main area by short wall - maybe 4.5' high. So its only semi private. There are about 6 separate cubicles in this area. Each cubicle has a padded seat something like a church pew (is this a central PA thing?) making it a little difficult for the girl to sit on your lap. Padded chairs or couches would be better. There is a small side ledge in each cubicle to put your phone down so it doesn't get crushed. Lap dances are topless. Most girls are OK with touching anywhere but bikini bottom. Lap dances are actually pretty good - depending on the girl. They are $40 for 2 but after 9pm they go up to $30 for 1. The songs last about 4-5 minutes but the last time I was there, they started clipping the songs. Also, 1 girl asked for tips in addition to the LD fee. If they start clipping songs & asking for tips on a regular basis then this place is a pass. But if they keep it $40 for 2 & 4-5 minute songs, I think it was a good place for LD. I havent been there in a month

Generally not too crowded. Id say it averaged about 10 customers - some in dance area others hang out at the bar. Some of the dancers hang out at the bar side also. A few times there was a couple hanging out at the bar too.