No Diamonds All Rough

10PM. Free parking. Decent sized lot. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink.

There were about 4 Cubans. 2 BBLs. A short spinner with glasses. One BBL chick was fairer skinned with an hourglass shape. There was an American latina. Curvaceous tan brunette. 3 white girls. 2 older/thicker. And a blonde spinner in her 20s. Most had tatts.

First on stage was a BBL Cuban. Not the one I’d been eyeing. Crowd was sparse that night and so was stage tipping. But someone paid the requisite $5 for full nudity. Was it the guy on crutches? The chain smoking elderly man? The dude in Birkenstocks? (Who tf wears open toed shoes to a grimy joint like this??) Either way, the romantic holiday weekend had us all looking like a bunch of sad sacks.