Last dance in overpriced plasticville

Visited on a Thurs at 5 pm. Six dancers and maybe 10 customers. Two Black chicks a couple three Hispanics and a couple of white chicks. I won't go into the layout of the place, decor or the ample parking outside because it's already been covered in other reviews ad nauseum. Although, there was no cover charge at the door. Sat down. No one approached me for a drink so I walked up to the bar and ordered a drink from a tall dark haired beauty whom I would have taken an overpriced lap dance from in a hot minute. But she wasn't a dancer. Sat down and watched a couple of dances. The place has def lost it's sleaze vibe from years ago. All glitzy with an annoying DJ. The goofy floor manager walks the ladies onto the stage between dances, holding their hands. No one was naked while I watched them dance. I finally settled on a tall, really attractive black woman who fit my type. I smiled at her and she approached my table. I bought her a drink and we settled quickly on a lap dance for $25 a song. We went to a big open room with couches. Two other customers getting dances. One old dude had the two white chicks perched on his lap and they were grinding away probably sucking up his social security check. My tall Goddess sat tightly on my lap and pulled down her top and grinded nicely on me. I could touch the top but not the puss. She said I couldn't use my mouth because management was there?? She didn't touch me. Despite it all, I did way too many dances. She didn't try to upsell. Overall Coco left me sad-- the Inner room gone and now this place and it's expensive plastic grind. Oh well. I've read enough review about the Coco beach experience that I should have known better than hoping for the old days. I'll have to rely on reports from others on this site where to try next on my road trip down Florida.