Comments by houjack

I wear pajama bottoms. Black. I wear them with dress shoes and a polo shirt. Unless someone is staring they can't really pick it out in a club. They just assume thin dress pants. Dancers like them because they're soft.

A few have told me I have. The only one I believed was the one that kept going after I finished, saying things like "wait, stay, I'm almost there", then gasped "I'm coming, I'm coming" soon after that.

So far my ATF will still talk to me and see me every once a while even though they no longer dance. I doubt it will last much longer though, I can tell they would rather be done with "that life."

You only have one dick so the girls need to be into each other for the extra cost to be worth it in my opinion.

As long as you realize they don't like you romantically in any way whatsoever, sure. You can get comfortable talking to women you find attractive at the strip club. You can't "strike out" and most usually assist in keeping the conversation going.

I like to do things that make it feel like we're dating.

You misunderstood, it was only legal as punishment for crime. This has been the case federally for a long time. Now in Colorado it's not legal at all.

I go for the beautiful women, boobs. I stay for the conversation (if I have time) and leave once I get my LDK. As long as I can count on that, that is the reason I go. Extras or trying for OTC are occasional occurrences that don't factor into my intentions to SC.

Hard to pick a favorite, but I've heard a few things that were nice to hear, that even though likely SS, I pretend to believe: "You made me cum" after she finished grinding. "You're cool as fuck you know that" after I made some comment asking about why she stopped doing OTC with me. She told me she was going back to her bf or something. "You're attractive, why do you come here?"

Word of advice, if you expect a text back, or them to worry about wasting your time you're gonna be disappointed.

I just like to spend time with girls I'm attracted to, preferably with a sexual component. That can be anything from drinks/dances at the club to a lunch/dinner date to fun in a hotel room. If I enjoy what we do and I'm comfortable with the cost, I repeat.

I've had a clean girl become okay with providing LDK services. It took a few visits and me making it clear through body language what positions i wanted her to stay in (gently hold her in position, or ask her to stay in position, or telling her yes keep going). An extra tip every time she successfully got me to LDK got the point across after the second LDK visit. After that she always went for it every time. Obviously it may not work or be worth the effort, that's for you to decide.

I prefer LDK, because it's as close to sex without actually doing it. The same position, just two thin layers of fabric and you're not actually "in." I also like the titties in my face, maybe even kissing depending on the girl. Handjob can feel like a mechanical service.

White gravy or brown gravy.

1. Because McDonald's pays minimum wage. She better contribute, he wants to get back to playing Xbox.

@Nicole My favs know I LDK. They know it's going to happen. I warn them as it's happening.

What if I purposely don't jack off so I can get LDK with my favorites. Getting dances without sticky pants just isn't as fun for me.

The entire generation is unreliable. Strippers take it to another level. Also, in my experience, the longer they've been stripping the less they care about flaking and decency (responding to texts, being on time, etc). Makes sense really, they can just go to work whenever they need money, making plans isn't a necesssity for them at all. Also, you mean shit to them for the same reason, they'll just see whoever shows up when they decide to work and be fine.

Usually only answer business related texts, such as making appointment to see her. Any general chatting usually goes unanswered.

I met a co-worker once at the club. He came and sat with me and said something about how he just came for a drink and left after about 10 minutes. I texted him later and said "I'm assuming where we met stays between us" and he replied "yes, top secret." On another occasion I saw someone I know from work, not well, but enough to know we work for the same company. He didn't see me, I had just parked and I saw him walking out. I not gonna say shit to nobody.

A couple months ago I ran into a co-worker at a club. So he knows. We've discussed our lifestyle a few times since.

Holy shit, to have your level of disposable income. Your overall strip club budget must be quite something. Yeah, perhaps don't get so caught up in alcohol/non-alchohol and think of it as a combination stripclub budget and decide if you're getting what you want out of all spending.

Change of clothes Cologne Wipes

They want as much money as they can get from you whenever you come in.

Started at A, moved to C/D when I went full RIL. Now that she's ghosted my ass for good, I'm back to A.