What's the most memorable thing a dancer has said to you?

Something really personal.

When she saw my dick for the first time "holy shit, you should do porn"

“Why are you even in here? You don’t have to pay you know” I hear it a lot but I don’t give a fuck. Love me some SCing

Who the hell is muddy?

I honestly don't remember...

I want you to cum on my face.

I love you

Stop doing stupid shit coz I'm not strong enough to make it without you

But the most memorable was more an act than just words. She went to jail for me for threatening a witness to something I didn't do and got off on. She was a real rider. I get emotional coz it was so selfless of her.

Once I was at the Yellow Rose in Austin. A guy came in dressed as a nun, and it wasn't Halloween. The dancer I was chatting with asked, "Did a nun just come?"

"No," sez I, " it was a man dressed as a nun."

"Okay. That I can handle."

A dancer once told me:

"Most of the other guys in her fall for our tricks, but I don't think you will. You should go out and spend more time with people your age and live your life. Don't stay in here with all the old guys trying to relive their youth"

The first of many signs before I decided to call it quits to strip clubs

A lot of you guys are saying things like she felt sorry for you, like DC, but they still took your money.....

@vantablack

that seems like a really random and out of the blue thing for a dancer to say to you. is there more to the story?

There were many things but I don't remember them. :D

@GoVikings

That dancer noticed that I came in regularly. So while I was waiting for my ATF, she came up to me and we talked (It was a slow night that night). She told me that someone as young as me should be hanging out in the real world doing real world things. She told me not to become a regular because time and money is too precious to waste for someone my age. She was older than me and she said she regrets not doing the things she wanted to do when she was my age. It really shook me to the core and that started my decline in strip clubbing.

@DC

How did she say it to you exactly? Maybe she just suggested it as a fun thing to do for your birthday and not in a condescending way

@DC

How did she say it to you exactly? Maybe she just suggested it as a fun thing to do for your birthday and not in a condescending way

a early twenties dancer asked me “what are you doing here grandpa?

@vantablack

I understand. Yeah, if you’re a young(er) guy who goes regularly, I’m not surprised one bit she said that to you. Being a young guy who goes regularly is very much outside the norm

But don’t let that bug you! Just look at DC...he doesn’t let that kind of talk stop him from going!

I guess everyone has that time in their life when they undergo a phase of some sort. It's good that you found what makes you happy in the meantime. A lot of people are lost and are unable to find that source of happiness.

That was me around January - March 2018. I thought I could find my happiness at the strip club and mongering but it didn't do me any good. If I could go back in time and un-meet my ATF and I most definitely would.

DC, don't ruin the mystery...

One dancer told me I was a good customer.

“I want to have your baby.”

Oh god

After 13 years I have come to think of you as a very good friend.

Is it in?

^ that I believe ;)

“I’m not a whore like the rest of these bitches.”

As she’s scraping my jizz off her face into her mouth. I could not stop myself from laughing. She got pissed, but not so pissed she didn’t remember to take the $20 tip I handed her.

“I want you to face fuck me and jam your cock down my throat until I choke.”

"Why don't you go by the toy store and get a few things, then get a room and call me?" Believe it or not, she showed up for nothing extra besides the $ for the dances I had gotten in the club.

"I love you." Just not the romantic way.

Hard to pick a favorite, but I've heard a few things that were nice to hear, that even though likely SS, I pretend to believe:

"You made me cum" after she finished grinding.

"You're cool as fuck you know that" after I made some comment asking about why she stopped doing OTC with me. She told me she was going back to her bf or something.

"You're attractive, why do you come here?"

Dancer:

After ITC CFS

"Do you get tested (for STDs)? Cause I wanna fuck outside the club with no condom"

She then proceeds to put her name and ph # in my cell

Why can't civilian women be as romantic :)

Her: "Arghhh, look you got it all over my leg!"

Me: "Sorry... Well, not really."

New dancer in VIP said, "How do you want me?"

Became my ATF...

She said You are the only One I do this with ... as she swallowed my Johnson

“Did you cum too? That was amazing!”

"Once you go Persian, there's no better version"

"Do you want to list all the things I want to do to you in the VIP?"

"We can fuck for $$$$$"

Granted, she was an ex-dancer at the time, but "yes" when I asked her to marry me.

By the way, in hindsight it was arguably the dumbest thing I ever did and regret it to this day. God I was an idiot.

Now, happily single for over 14 years.

A few years back, I made a stop in El Paso for the night and visited a club there. I went up to the VIP level with a mature Latina dancer who was grinding her ass against me. I worked my finger inside her panties and began pushing her buttons. Her breathing got faster and faster and then she shuddered and fell back against me, saying, "Omigod, omigod..." Clearly she didn't cum very often in the club. She looked me in the eyes and said, "How did you do that?" I jokingly answered, "Well, I'm magic..." To my surprise, her eyes got very bid and she whispered, "You ARE????" I had to backpedal before she thought I had cast some sort of spell on her.

Whatever I say.

“Oh, you’re so BIG!” Yeah, surre!

Me: Bring those monster boobies over here.

Girl: These little things?

That was the beginning of a great relationship that went on with a great many DATY experiences with her exquisite Asian pussy.

"Want the best blowjob of your life?"

And she actually followed thru w/ a great sloppy BBBJ and subsequently riding me FCG to finish me off

Omg, I don’t think it’s gonna fit

Openly in the dressing room once:

“I have to introduce you to this guy. He loves Asians and I think he would like you. He’s a good spender and he’s awesome. I loved making out with him...”

@Nice: please tell us she wasn't referring to SJG?

Lol no idea. I saw her earlier and I think she forgot all about me. Thank goodness lol.

I’m not as politically aware as she is.

when i whipped it out "Im Scared"

“Sorry, I dribbled a little pussy juice on your pants.” At least she’s not a major squirter!