lmao best thing i have read online: "Look, guys, if your libido is so tightly wo
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Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
exactly.
aww, you think that strippers should be expected to make u cum bc its just too unrealistic for men to pay them otherwise?
ok then. take yo ASS SOMEWHERE ELSE:) AND STAY AT HOME
HAHAHHAHA
aww, you think that strippers should be expected to make u cum bc its just too unrealistic for men to pay them otherwise?
ok then. take yo ASS SOMEWHERE ELSE:) AND STAY AT HOME
HAHAHHAHA
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Aww...as usual you are just making dumbass assumptions based on false premises because you are a clueless dumbass. And attention whore.
Even though the chat is very relaxing, all the while at the bottom of his heart Qin Yu is worried about whether or not his secret has been discovered. What ordinary Xiuzhenists would not be amazed by and curious about the fact that he was able to survive such mortal injuries?
“Uncle Lan.”
An elegant voice rises. Qin Yu turns his head to take a look.
He sees a girl with long, silky black hair that hangs loose. Her eyes give people a feeling of serenity, her skin is glowing like jade, her blue clothes are very casual and a white belt is fastened fairly closely around her waist.
The girl is holding a bamboo basket with some lingzhi mushrooms in it in her left hand.
“Liu Xing, this is Li’er. It’s she who saved and brought you here.” Uncle Lan says with a smile.
I didn't assume that they aren't. Rather, I was speaking to some men who don't think they are voluntary, as they clearly exist both on and off this site.
Di Yang goes to the outside of guardian Terror Jellyfish’s place then immediately says via holy sense communication: “Guardian Terror Jellyfish, I’m 3rd majesty. Quickly come out and go with me to the main hall. My big brother got something important for you to do.”
In just a while, a lanky man walks out.
This man is none other than guardian Terror Jellyfish. There are blue and yellow markings on his face. Seeing Di Yang, he salutes at once: “3rd majesty.”
“Follow me.”
Di Yang and guardian Terror Jellyfish immediately go to the main hall together. However, a guard on one side of the guardian’s dwelling place suddenly takes out a transmitter and sends a message.
And I'm just speaking as a guy that voluntarily does it.
I'm glad you finally made your point clear but don't act as if you were clear from your first post.
Learn to make your point more clear if you don't want to look like a dumbass making false assumptions.
Whether we’re talking about LDK or actually having real honest to god sex it’s always better to get one out of the way earlier so you’re not playing with a hair trigger. There is no good “premature” anything.
I need to keep promoting my favorite xianxia novel. Just because nobody cares, doesn’t mean that’s going to stop me. :p
However, Azure Dragon says: “Dragon Rocky lion, Hong Luan and Zhe Chu are all divine beasts. Moreover, the Wilderness is a world of demonic beasts. If you were not a divine beast, even though you’re powerful, it would still be impossible for you to make these 3 divine beasts submit to you.”
Yan Mo praises with a nod: “That’s true. Divine beasts are haughty, even if other demonic beasts are powerful, they generally won’t submit to them, unless the gaps in power are extremely great.”
Azure Dragon continues: “Therefore, I figured out that you’re a divine beast. Plus, you said that you’re only the outermost ruler of the Wilderness so I thought … you shouldn’t have overcome the 9-from-9th Heaven Tribulation. If even the outermost ruler had gone through this tribulation, I simply couldn’t imagine how powerful the experts of the inner parts are.”
“Smart. I haven’t undergone the 9-from-9th Heaven Tribulation indeed.”
He took pills right after falling to the floor and has been saving his energy and waiting ever since. Only at the last moment, when Dame Yan Ji attacks him again, does he unleash the energy inside his body completely to grab the last chance to flee for his life.
“Ah!”
A Poisoned Tail Needle pierces through the midpoint between Old Taoist Gan Xu’s eyebrows. The devil elemental energy contained in that needle even shakes inside his body. In a short time, that small amount of energy vanishes and Old Taoist Gan Xu’s whole body falls straight down from the air.
The other people were also secretly simmering with fury, but no one was willing to give up. Even if they gave up, who knew the way out?
Suddenly —
*Honglonglonglui* The sound of things falling and smashing down continuously resounded everywhere.
Qin Yu looked towards the source of the sound. There stood a waterfall that extended to more or less several hundreds of feet tall, and the flowing water that was similar to countless silver chains bombarded the pool of water below.
Suddenly, Qin Yu’s eyes momentarily shuddered.
With real sex it *can* be harder to control because the feeling is on another level but in general I can fuck for 15 min and long enough to make my woman cum before I do.
LDKing is about having libido control. (But dumbass Nicokeyes wouldn't know anything about it.)
My favs know I LDK. They know it's going to happen. I warn them as it's happening.
Also if I jerk off first, suddenly a strip club sounds boring
I'm a little surprised guys can cum from lap dances, but I guess I'm not super surprised. Back in elementary school I used to masturbate by humping my pillow so I guess this is your version of that.
As for your last paragraph, I wouldn't equate a lap dance with humping your pillow. With humping a pillow, I'd equate that with humping the ground. I used to do that as a boy. Obviously, the ground wasn't turning me on, much like the pillow wasn't turning you on. I'm sure you were thinking of some guy or some thing that was stimulating. However with lap dances, for me at least, grinding the girl IS turning me on. I don't have to think of something else in my mind. What I see right in front of me is turning me on.