Comments by houjack (page 2)

Wear super thin pants and go commando. I recommend pajama bottoms. Expert level is whipping out your dick through the fly and covering with your shirt.

Go ahead and leave then. We really don't care if you think we "enjoy sex wrong." Also, why would I be so harsh as to not have sex because she's stupid, it's not her fault, she was born with that IQ. Also, hot girls are "given a free ride" all their life, boys letting them copy all assignments and tests all throughout school. Should we be so surprised at her being uneducated once schooling is finished?

I'd have more money in my savings/investment account.

Sure, usually after being a regular for a few months I learn their real names. Not useful at all. I usually continue with dancer name, because that's what was normal for so long until I learned their real name.

Ignorance is bliss. I tried coming clean once, about minor shit, probing to see how she'd react. She said "just let me know when you go, so you not lying." I told her the next time, and she lost her shit. I found that it was better that I claim I lost interest and no longer tell her shit. Her words said be honest, but her actions said "let me pretend."

Obviously air/table suck, but the most frustrating for me are the simulation dances. This is where the girl gets in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl, except there's an inch of air between you and her. She then grinds the air.

Lame, you need to go to VIP to explode in your pants? No deal, I'll wet my pants in the presence of onlookers, thanks.

Years actually. I never understood the thrill of going when the result was leaving with blue balls. This was when I believed extras didn't exist. I never thought to ask. I went every three to six months or so for years. Basically just to see a fresh pair of breasts in the flesh, maybe some groping. That is, until I met a grinder. This girl didn't do any position changes, she just got on my lap, positioned me correctly, and the grinded with a purpose. After two songs I stopped her and said "if you keep that up I'm gonna jizz in my pants." She replied "go ahead, just warn me so I don't get wet." She became a favorite immediately. I increased my clubbing frequency. While knowing her I discovered this place and realized the ways of the LDK lifestyle.

> Why go to a strip club if you don't cum in your pants???? Are you a mind reader???

Just because you're a young attractive male doesn't mean young attractive females wanna fuck you. It's such a shit show meeting someone over the internet with all the apps. The massive investment of time with shallow (if any) progress finding someone to fuck can be disheartening. I'd wager convenience and consistency (dry spells in civvie land are of unknown lengths) are major reasons for dudes doing P4P.

How do you know he cheats on his wife? lol. I haven't seen any stories about that. Is it because he plays basketball?? Or because he's rich?

Dancers notice my O-face. I tip extra though, good service deserves a tip. As far as what I do about the mess, nothing. I change into club clothes before entering, and change after exiting. Dark clothes hide wet stains better, especially in club lighting. A tip for a dancer looking to keep me as a regular, say something like "oh, I see you really enjoyed yourself, we can do that again." Just letting on you know what happened and your cool with it.

I agree with Cflock.

He wants something that you don't offer, why would spending continue?

Another interesting fact is that palindrome may soon be an emordnilap, if emordnilap catches on. Emordnilap, as defined by some, is word such that reading the word backwards is another word. For instance, desserts and stressed. So far dictionary people haven't accepted this yet.

You've known her long enough that she's become friendly. You see someone often enough and if they're nice, you'll eventually tell them something about your life. I've known a girl for a couple years. I know all about her kid, her drama with the father, how many siblings she has, etc. Knowing all that, and how nice she acts when I see her means jack shit. She doesn't want to date me. I enjoy her company, and what she does for me every time I see her, so I keep coming back. It's that simple.

It's in your head. You're a regular in love. You steady money to her, that's it. Honestly, would you take your chances working the room, or a known dude who pays decent. That's all it is, an easier work day than usual for her, nothing more.

Nuh uh, it's not pretend. She said I was awesome. The reason she stopped responding to my texts when she moved out east is because she became busy, right guys?? Right?? Right. Whew, close call. Thought her love wasn't real for a split second.

I'll play.

I used to be concerned with who could see what, but I've stopped caring and just focus on my fun and my dancer only. I once exploded in my pants while the waitress was getting the drink order from the booth beside me.

When dancing, she said "I like it when you whip your dick out."

I know one that will work hard for a month and then take 2-3 months off until savings run out, then she's back.

Now that your part of the group that's made a thread about club clothes it's time to step up and try one of the suggestions and report back! Let us know how the dyno costume works out!

I pay normal dance rates. I tip 1 to 2 songs for dances that result in my pants getting messy. I'm of the opinion that VIP is a waste unless you're getting more action than dances. Dances are rarely better in VIP, they're usually the same, just more expensive.

To the dudes saying "stay out, dont tell" I don't understand. Telling her doesn't involve anything. It's a sentence out of your mouth, nothing more, what she does with the info (perhaps nothing) is up to her. You're not becoming her best friend, lol. Seriously, what is the downside here? I don't get it, I'm confused.